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Dumb Leaders

Who is the leader of your pack?

Dumb Leaders thanks to Jim Serritella

Aspire to inspire before we expire. - Unknown

Confidence comes from being prepared. - John Wooden

Leadership is an ever-evolving position. - Mike Krzyzewski

A team is a reflection of its leadership. - Unknown

Hunger will lead a fox out of the forest. - Poland Proverb

Perfection is impossible. Excellence is not. - Rob Feenie

Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics. - Fletcher Knebel

When love and skill work together, expect a masterpiece. - John Ruskin

Leadership does not always wear the harness of compromise. - Woodrow Wilson

Management is a practice where art, science, and craft meet. - Henry Mintzberg

When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it. - Sigmund Freud

Leadership is unlocking people's potential to become better. - Bill Bradley

You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think. - Milton Berle

Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten

The true test of leadership is how well you function in a crisis. - Brian Tracy

Tough decisions... if you can't make them, you can't lead. - John C Maxwell

I never questioned the integrity of an umpire. Their eyesight, yes. - Leo Durocher

If you want to lead the people, you must first speak to their eyes. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Winning is nice if you don't lose your integrity in the process. - Arnold Horshak

The man who has confidence in himself gains the confidence of others. - Hasidic Proverb

Wisdom is knowing which road is the right one; integrity is taking it. - Unknown

If the people you lead have lost their spark, try looking in the mirror. - Susan Fowler

Integrity is keeping a commitment even after circumstances have changed. - David Jeremiah

The best time management strategy: don't find the time, find the why. - Chris Guillebeau

The confidence of ignorance will always overcome indecision of knowledge. - Unknown

Being positive in a negative situation is not naive, it's leadership. - Ralph Marston

Ignorance and bungling with love are better than wisdom and skill without. - Henry David Thoreau

We have to make our inspiration first before our inspiration can build us. - Sanjive K Sharma

Hot lead can be almost as effective coming from a linotype as from a firearm. - John O'Hara

If I'm traveling, I'll pack socks in my bag - really cute furry ones. - Nicki Minaj

Excellence is not a singular act but a habit. You are what you do repeatedly. - Shaquille O'Neal

It's hard to lead a cavalry charge if you think you look funny on a horse. - Adlai Stevenson

The excellence of a gift lies in its appropriateness rather than in its value. - Charles Dudley Warner

Honesty and integrity are by far the most important assets of an entrepreneur. - Zig Ziglar

In our world, more often the truth is 'Money talks and integrity walks.' - Bill Welker

Leadership is the ability to get extraordinary achievement from ordinary people. - Brian Tracy

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

Leadership at one time meant muscles; but today it means getting along with people. - Mahatma Gandhi

The true alchemists do not change lead into gold; they change the world into words. - William H Gass

Confidence is like a dragon where, for every head cut off, two more heads grow back. - Criss Jami

There is no real excellence in all this world which can be separated from right living. - David Starr Jordan

The common traits among all successful people are desire, determination and confidence. - Joe Segal

Good leadership isn't about advancing yourself. It's about advancing your team. - John C Maxwell

It is difficult to inspire others to accomplish what you haven't been willing to try. - Unknown

Most men lead lives of quiet desperation and go to the grave with the song still in them. - Henry David Thoreau

There is no worse screen to block out the Spirit than confidence in our own intelligence. - John Calvin

I think of inspiration as desire infused with spirit and topped with an almost reckless optimism. - Fred White

Leadership is the art of getting others to want to do something you are convinced should be done. - Vance Packard

If you have integrity, nothing else matters. If you don't have integrity, nothing else matters. - Harvey Mackay

Nothing is predestined. The obstacles of your past can become the gateways that lead to new beginnings. - Ralph Blum

Perseverance alone does not assure success. No amount of stalking will lead to game in a field that has none. - I Ching

Take your work, but never yourself, seriously. Pour in the love and whatever skill you have, and it will come out. - Chuck Jones

Leadership is about creating powerful human currents moving enthusiastically and creatively in the right direction. - Unknown

He that takes truth for his guide, and duty for his end, may safely trust to God's providence to lead him aright. - Blaise Pascal

As the eagle was killed by the arrow winged with his own feather, so the hand of the world is wounded by its own skill. - Helen Keller

Don't give up trying to do what you really want to do. Where there is love and inspiration, I don't think you can go wrong. - Ella Fitzgerald

Unless a man has considerable skill and reliance in his weapon, he will not remain cool in the presence of dangerous game close by. - Townsend Whelen

The quality of a man's life is in direct proportion to his commitment to excellence, regardless of his chosen field of endeavor. - Vince Lombardi Jr.

No sign of pleasure greeted the announcement. The mood in the hall was leaden.
My mood was livelier. Fright is livelier than lead. - Gail Carson Levine

Finance functions lose the potential to steer their organizations to success when they defer performance management to other functions. - Jack Alexander

There is a difference between conceit and confidence. Conceit is bragging about yourself. Confidence means you believe you can get the job done. - Johnny Unitas

Bill Gates has always been a mentor and inspiration for me even before I knew him. Just growing up, I admired how Microsoft was mission-focused. - Mark Zuckerberg

In the past a leader was a boss. Today's leaders must be partners with their people; they no longer can lead solely based on positional power. - Ken Blanchard

One of the most important leadership lessons is realizing you're not the most important or the most intelligent person in the room at all times. - Mario Batall

When you have police officers who abuse citizens, you erode public confidence in law enforcement. That makes the job of good police officers unsafe. - Mary F Berry

SailBite Ride - Swimming Not Advised

Aisle Cleanup

His Dent

Car Surgeon

Slamming On Your Brakes

Need A Cigarette?


Weather Rock - For Accurate Forecasts

Water Taxi

Acapulco Waterfront Property

Just Blew It

Wouldn't want to scratch that fancy bed liner

Lunch Break

Digging One's Own Grave

See The Difference?

Gas and Dash


Bird on a Wire (past tense)

Workplace Hazards in Tasmania

Tiger On A Roll

Men's Golf Rules

Where Did He Go?

Sudden Invented Syndrome

Calculus Drinks