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Fjord: Norwegian car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Plodding wins the race. - Aesop

Life is too short for traffic. - Dan Bellack

Khaki: A thing for starting a car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Breath: What winners of a race lose - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Bad Driver: The person you run into. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In the race for love, I was scratched. - Joan Davis

Chop your own path. Get off the car track. - A.Y. Jackson

In the race for quality, there is no finish line. - David T. Kearns

The Irish are a very popular race - with themselves. - Brendan Behan

Don't overestimate the decency of the human race. - H L Mencken

Traffic signals in New York are just rough guidelines. - David Letterman

Stress should be a powerful driving force, not an obstacle. - Bob Phillips

It's time for the human race to enter the solar system. - Dan Quayle

Wiener: The first to cross the line in a Mexican horse race - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Belonging has always been a fundamental driver of humankind. - Brian Chesky

You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright

Destiny is a Paris driver pushing a taxicab with my name on it. - Frank Dane

England is an empire, Germany is a nation, a race, France is a person. - Jules Michelet

Once upon a time, forests were repositories of magic for the human race. - John Burnside

Perseverance is not a long race; it is many short races one after another. - Walter Elliott

A private railroad car is not an acquired taste. One takes to it immediately. - Eleanor R. Belmont

Adam, the first great benefactor of our race. He brought death into the world. - Mark Twain

The end of the human race will be that it will eventually die of civilization. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars. - Erma Bombeck

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip

The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical. - Murray Walker

And where does the power come from to see the race to its end? It comes from within. - Eric Liddell

Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you and scorn in the one ahead. - Mac McCleary

A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days. - Tim Allen

I have nothing but troubles with my car. Every Sunday I take my family out for a push. - Rodney Dangerfield

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

If it weren't for the Japanese and Germans, we wouldn't have any good war movies. - Stanley Ross

Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them. - Harry Hill

They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times. - Tim Allen

Karaoke: 1. Japanese for 'Drunk with Microphone'; 2. Japanese for 'tone deaf'. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Most of American life is driving somewhere and then driving back wondering why the hell you went. - John Updike

The human race is inquisitive about other people's lives, but negligent to correct their own. - St Augustine

There are only three ages for women in Hollywood: Babe, District Attorney, and Driving Miss Daisy. - Goldie Hawn

Police officers may drive black and white cars, however what goes on in their job is a lot of gray. - Arik Matson

Standing in the middle of the road is very dangerous; you get knocked down by traffic from both sides. - Margaret Thatcher

Well over eighty per cent of the human race goes through life without having a single original thought. - H L Mencken

If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest. - Kin Hubbard

In this age, the man who dares to think for himself and to act independently does a service to his race. - John Stuart Mill

It's much easier to double your business by doubling your conversion rate than doubling your traffic. - Bryan Eisenberg

I've got something inside of me, peasantlike and stubborn, and I'm in it till the end of the race. - Truman Capote

Truck Driver: 1. A man who has the opportunity to run into so many nice people; 2. A guy who goes the route. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

Do you think you're safe in a car with your seatbelt on? Dream on. My friend thought so. Now she's pregnant. - Anke Engelke

For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi

If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 2,000 MPG. - Bill Gates

I'm not a car guy. The subway gets me where I need to go efficiently and cheaply, and I don't worry about traffic. - Joe Scarborough

Tension: 1. The price you pay for being a race horse instead of a plow horse; 2. What the sergeant shouts to his soldiers. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

Even a race to Obama, she was gonna beat Obama. I don't know who would be worse, I don't know, how could it be worse? - Donald Trump

Our loyalties must transcend our race, our tribe, our class, and our nation; and this means we must develop a world perspective. - Martin Luther King Jr.

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

In Japan, animation is a big part of your media diet. I moved out to Los Angeles at 9, and when I got homesick, I would watch anime. - Hiro Murai

Don't let the age on your driver's license determine your season in life. Everyone's growing seasons look a bit different. - Vicki Kuyper

In the marathon a crazy athlete can just keep pushing from the beginning; at a championship you don't need a time just to win the race. - Haile Gebrelassie

The rhythm of the footsteps, the sound of whatever is coming down the ladder is driving both me and my mom steadily toward peeing our pants. - Kendare Blake

Car Pool: Complicated system of transportation where Mom always winds up going the furthest with the biggest bunch of kids who have had the most sugar - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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