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Drawing A Fine Line

British pettiness on display

Drawing A Fine Line thanks to Keith Blake

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Palm Tree: A tree with hands - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Friendship is a sheltering tree. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Scotland is the Canada of England. - Rainn Wilson

I speak two languages, English and Body. - Mae West

What kind of man gives cigarettes to trees? - Robin Williams

English Wrestling Champion: A lord of the ring - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The righteous will flourish like the palm tree. - Psalms 92:12

Women in London must have learned not to breathe. - Irene Trimble

The English contribution to world cuisine. The chip. - John Cleese

Absence, and a friendly neighbor, washeth away love. - English Proverb

Britain's goal is not to survive, but to prevail. - Winston Churchill

This is the sort of English up with which I will not put. - Winston Churchill

The patriot's blood is the seed of Freedom's tree. - Thomas Campbell

Life without love is like a tree without blossoms or fruit. - Khalil Gibran

The best thing I know between France and England is the sea. - Douglas Jerrold

Native ability without education is like a tree without fruit. - Aristippus

The English have three vegetables and two of them are cabbage. - Walter Page

You know it's summer in Ireland when the rain gets warmer. - Hal Roach

What Great Britain calls the Far East is to us the near north. - Robert Gordon Menzies

I took a walk in the woods and came out taller than the trees. - Henry David Thoreau

If the French were really intelligent, they'd speak English. - Wilfred Sheed

There'll always be an England, even if it's in Hollywood. - Bob Hope

Dublin University contains the cream of Ireland - rich and thick. - Samuel Beckett

In England there are sixty different religions and only one sauce. - Francesco Caracciolo

In Ireland, a writer is looked upon as a failed conversationalist. - Unknown

I ordered a bed from IKEA and they sent me a tree trunk and a saw. - Eileen Curtright

We have always found the Irish a bit odd. They refuse to be English. - Winston Churchill

If a tree falls in the forest and no one hears, does it make a sound? - Unknown

Zealotry: 1. The enemy of idealism; 2. What a tree salesman likes to do. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Your own safety is at stake when your neighbor's house is in flames. - Horace

There is a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line. - Oscar Levant

Civilization - a heap of rubble scavenged by scrawny English Lit. vultures. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Learn not to talk to me. You shake the tree, a leopard's going to fall out. - Kobe Bryant

The most beautiful words in the English language are "cheque enclosed". - Dorothy Parker

Southerners are so devoted to genealogy that we see a family tree under every bush. - Florence King

If my Valentine you won't be,
I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway

Trees are not known by their leaves, nor even by their blossoms, but by their fruits. - Eleanor of Aquitaine

A man is selfish not for pursuing his own good, but for neglecting his neighbor's. - Richard Whately

"The Hunchback Of Notre Dame" had the big fat English actor, Charles Lawson. - Archie Bunker

Chocolate comes from coco, which is a tree - that makes it a plant. Chocolate is salad. - Unknown

There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore looking like an idiot. - Steven Wright

Someone's sitting in the shade today because someone planted a tree a long time ago. - Warren Buffett

Never make fun of someone who speaks broken English. It means they know another language. - H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

There's a fine line between angry and grumpy. Angry isn't nice, but grumpy is funny. - Rick Wakeman

Shady Character: A fellow who snoozes in a hammock under a tree while his wife mows the lawn - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Even if I knew that tomorrow the world would go to pieces, I would still plant my apple tree. - Martin Luther

The stars are like the trees in the forest, alive and breathing. And they're watching me. - Haruki Murakami

The trouble with Ireland is that it's a country full of genius, with absolutely no talent. - Hugh Leonard

If I had six hours to chop down a tree, I'd spend the first four hours sharpening the axe. - Abraham Lincoln

There's one good thing about snow: it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's. - Clyde Moore

It's a recession when your neighbor loses his job; it's a depression when you lose yours. - Harry S Truman

I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. - Steven Wright

It's better to fall from a tree and break your back than to fall in love and break your heart. - African Proverb

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan

Bountiful: What Captain Bligh declared after learning that one more breadfruit tree would sink his ship - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The reason there are so many tree-lined boulevards in Paris is so the German army can march in the shade. - George S Patton

If it is good to have one foot in England, it is still better, or at least as good, to have the other out of it. - Henry James

Poverty: 1. A state of mind sometimes induced by a neighbour's new car; 2. One thing that money can't buy. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Monkey: 1. An arboreal animal which makes itself at home in genealogical trees; 2. A key that won't open a door. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The longest word in the English language is the one following the phrase, "And now a word from our sponsor." - Hal Eaton

It's in the democratic citizen's nature to be like a leaf that doesn't believe in the tree it's part of. - David Foster Wallace

There was a fire at the main Inland Revenue office in London today, but it was put out before any serious good was done. - Ronnie Corbett

It does me no injury for my neighbor to say there are twenty gods or no god. It neither picks my pocket, nor breaks my leg. - Thomas Jefferson

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are,
"I'm from the government and I'm here to help." - Ronald Reagan

It is Ireland's sacred duty to send over, every few years, a playwright to save the English theatre from inarticulate glumness. - Kenneth Tynan

Geometry: 1. What the acorn said after it grew up; 2. A tree made up of numbers and letters; 3. Without geometry, life is pointless. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

On the top of the Crumpetty Tree
The Quangle Wangle sat,
But his face you could not see,
On account of his Beaver Hat. - Edward Lear

Wolves directly affect the entire ecosystem, not just moose populations, their main prey, because less moose equals more tree growth. - Rolf Peterson

In nature, nothing is perfect and everything is perfect. Trees can be contorted, bent in weird ways, and they're still beautiful. - Alice Walker

Where our bread is concerned, it is a material matter. Where our neighbor's bread is concerned, it is a spiritual matter. - I.D. Douglas


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