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Deep Meditation thanks to Keith Blake

After many hours of deep meditation on the meaning of life, suddenly, it hit him

Deep in thought with outdoor yoga

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Anxiety is the dizziness of freedom. - Soren Kierkegaard

Worry is a waste of the imagination. - Unknown

There is no education like adversity. - Benjamin Disraeli

Worry is simply imagination gone awry. - Peter Alwinson

Worry gives a small thing a big shadow. - Swedish Proverb

Worry is the stomach's worst poison. - Alfred Nobel

Adversity tests a man's true character. - Unknown

Yoga: Yellow-coloured center portion of a yegg - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Yoga is a method to come to a non-dreaming mind. - Osho

Sorrow looks back, Worry looks around, Faith looks up. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world. - Lily Tomlin

Meditation and concentration are the way to a life of serenity. - Unknown

Don't use your energy to worry. Use your energy to believe. - Unknown

I can have peace of mind only when I forgive rather than judge. - Gerald Jampolsky

Yoga is the perfect opportunity to be curious about who you are. - Jason Crandell

The true test of leadership is how well you function in a crisis. - Brian Tracy

Reality: The leading cause of stress among those in touch with it. - Lily Tomlin

A pessimist is someone who makes difficulties of his opportunities. - Unknown

In prosperity our friends know us; in adversity we know our friends. - J. Churton Collins

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back. - Oscar Wilde

Too much homework can cause stress, depression and even lower grades. - Unknown

Stress is nothing more than a socially acceptable form of mental illness. - Richard Carlson

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

There is no sadder sight than a young pessimist - except an old optimist. - Mark Twain

God will never give you anything you can't handle, so don't stress. - Kelly Clarkson

Prosperity is no just scale; adversity is the only balance to weigh friends. - Plutarch

Comfort and prosperity have never enriched the world as much as adversity has. - Billy Graham

Worry does not empty tomorrow of its sorrows, it empties today of its strength. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The visionary leader is an optimist, for no pessimist ever made a great leader. - William W Francis

Yoga is the fountain of youth. You're only as young as your spine is flexible. - Bob Harper

Most stress is caused by people who overestimate the importance of their problems. - Michael LeBoeuf

If you worry about yesterday's failures, then today's successes will be few. - Unknown

If you want to be successful, just meditate, man. God will tell you what people need. - Carlos Santana

Worry doesn't empty tomorrow of its troubles... it empties today of its strength. - Mary Englelbreit

An Irishman can be worried by the consciousness that there is nothing to worry about. - Austin O'Malley

I worry about scientists discovering someday that lettuce has been fattening all along. - Erma Bombeck

Be miserable. Or motivate yourself. Whatever has to be done, it's always your choice. - Wayne Dyer

The most important pieces of equipment you need for doing yoga are your body and your mind. - Rodney Yee

In times of prosperity friends will be plenty;
In time of adversity not one in twenty. - English Proverb

An optimist sees opportunity in every danger; the pessimist sees danger in every opportunity. - Winston Churchill

People don't really know whether they are committed to something until they face adversity. - John C Maxwell

In times of great stress or adversity, plow your anger and your energy into something positive. - Lee Iacocca

Don't worry that your children never listen to you; worry that they are always watching you. - Robert Fulghum

A photographer gets people to pose for him. A yoga instructor gets people to pose for themselves. - T. Guillemets

Yoga is a light, which once lit, will never dim. The better your practice, the brighter the flame. - B.K. Iyengar

Take thought for the tomorrow, yes, careful thought and planning and preparation. But have no anxiety. - Dale Carnegie

The man who is a pessimist before 48 knows too much; if he is an optimist after it, he knows too little. - Mark Twain

Nothing is harder to direct than a man in prosperity; nothing more easily managed than one in adversity. - Plutarch

A man of character does not expect to be liked by everyone, nor does he worry about being liked by anyone. - Unknown

Then she thought bitterly that it would be much easier to resist chocolate if her life were less stressful. - J K Rowling

I've always loved yoga because you get to connect to a deep religious truth while stretching your legs. - Katya Zamolodchikova

150 people die every year from being hit by falling coconuts. Not to worry, drug makers are developing a vaccine. - Jim Carrey

This yoga should be practiced with firm determination and perseverance, without any mental reservation or doubts. - Bhagavad Gita

Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own. - Matthew 6:34

Competition can damage self-esteem, create anxiety, and lead to cheating and hurt feelings. But so can romantic love. - Mariah Burton Nelson

Teach your daughter to worry less about fitting into the glass slippers and more about shattering the glass ceilings. - Unknown

My Dad once said, "you wouldn't worry so much about what people thought of you if you knew how seldom they did." - Dr. Phil McGraw

Hope itself is like a star - not to be seen in the sunshine of prosperity, and only to be discovered in the night of adversity. - Charles H Spurgeon

We live, in fact, in a world starved for solitude, silence, and private: and therefore starved for meditation and true friendship. - C S Lewis

By adversity are wrought the greatest works of admiration, and all the fair examples of renown, out of distress and misery are grown. - Samuel Daniel

Animals are not our selfie props. If there's any risk that your photo is going to hurt or stress an animal, it's not worth it. - Angela Henderson

Yoga is possible for anybody who really wants it. Yoga is universal... But don't approach yoga with a business mind looking for worldly gain. - Pattabhi Jois

To the optimist, the glass is half-full. To the pessimist, the glass is half-empty. To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be. - Unknown

To be a star, you must shine your own light, follow your path, and don't worry about the darkness, for that is when the stars shine brightest. - Joe-kster

Success is peace of mind which is a direct result of self-satisfaction in knowing you did your best to become the best you are capable of becoming. - John Wooden


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