Dad-A-Base

No. I am your Father. - Darth Vader

Asthma: What you do if Dad says no - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Directly after God in heaven comes a Papa. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

I Said So: Reason enough, according to Dad - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Bagdad: What mother did when she met father - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It is a wise father that knows his own child. - William Shakespeare

My dad's my best mate, and he always will be. - Cher Lloyd

My dad's Irish music was such a huge influence. - Dido Armstrong

The heart of a father is the masterpiece of nature. - Antoine Francois Prevost

To her, the name of father was another name for love. - Fanny Fern

When my father didn't have my hand, he had my back. - Linda Poindexter

A father is the one friend upon whom we can always rely. - Emile Gaboriau

Being a Dad is the greatest, except for assembling things. - Conan O'Brien

To a father growing old, nothing is dearer than a daughter. - Euripides

Wales is the land of my fathers. And my fathers can have it. - Dylan Thomas

A father is someone you look up to no matter how tall you grow. - Unknown

Guns don't kill people. Dads with pretty daughters kill people. - Unknown

Whatsoever was the father of a disease, an ill diet was the mother. - George Herbert

My father... one of the great immorals, er, immortals, of our time. - WC Fields

Every child needs a father. Even if he turns out to be Darth Vader. - Jackson Radcliffe

My father was grounded, a very meat-and-potatoes man. He was a baker. - Anthony Hopkins

I'm a father; that's what matters most. Nothing matters more. - Gordon Brown

It's not easy being a mother. If it were easy, fathers would do it. - Dorothy

It is not flesh and blood, but the heart which makes us fathers and sons. - Johann Friedrich Von Schiller

My heart is happy, my mind is free.
I had a father who talked with me. - Hilde Bigelow

Necessity may be the mother of invention, but play is certainly the father. - Roger von Oech

A father is a man who expects his children to be as good as he meant to be. - Carol Coats

My father didn't tell me how to live; he lived, and let me watch him do it. - Clarence B. Kelland

The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - Henry Ward Beecher

The Holy Father's newest Encyclacle? Like anyone cares what he rides around on. - Archie Bunker

It is easier for a father to have children than for children to have a real father. - Pope John XXIII

Marriage is the harmony of God synchronizing two wills with the will of the Father. - Ravi Zacharias

Every father should remember one day his son will follow his example, not his advice. - Charles Kettering

My father had a piano that was a nickelodeon - put a nickel, and the roller would play. - Frank Sinatra

Chutzpapa: A father who wakes his wife at 4 a.m. so she can change the baby's diaper - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

One day you look in the mirror and realize the face you are shaving is your father's. - Robert Harris

My brother Bob doesn't want to be in government - he promised Dad he'd go straight. - John F Kennedy

Of all the titles I've been privileged to have, 'Dad' has always been the best. - Ken Norton

I cannot think of any need in childhood as strong as the need for a father's protection. - Sigmund Freud

Having kids is the ultimate job in life. I want to be most successful at being a good father. - Nick Lachey

Becoming a dad means you have to be a role model for your son and be someone he can look up to. - Wayne Rooney

I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. - Monty Python Anb The Holy Grail

Fathers are like a lighthouse - when there is fog his children can always depend on seeing the light. - Unknown

Lately all my friends are worried they're turning into their fathers. I'm worried I'm not. - Dan Zevin

I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison. - WC Fields

Dads are most ordinary men turned by love into heroes, adventurers, story-tellers, and singers of song. - Pam Brown

A father is always making his baby into a little woman. And when she is a woman he turns her back again. - Enid Bagnold

The place of the father in the modern suburban family is a very small one, particularly if he plays golf. - Bertrand Russell

'Healing,' Papa would tell me, 'is not a science, but the intuitive art of wooing nature.' - W H Auden

By the time a man realizes that maybe his father was right, he usually has a son who thinks he's wrong. - Charles Wadsworth

That he delights in the misery of others no man will confess, and yet what other motive can make a father cruel? - Joseph Addison

The greatest tribute a boy can give to his father is to say, 'When I grow up, I want to be just like my Dad.' - Billy Graham

I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent back a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof. - Rodney Dangerfield

My Dad once said, "you wouldn't worry so much about what people thought of you if you knew how seldom they did." - Dr. Phil McGraw

To be a successful father... there's one absolute rule: when you have a kid, don't look at it for the first two years. - Ernest Hemingway

My father instilled in me that if you don't see things happening the way you want them to, you get out there and make them happen. - Susan Powter

My father said there were two kinds of people in the world: givers and takers. The takers may eat better, but the givers sleep better. - Marlo Thomas

My father was a baker and a lot of people do what their families did and I could have done that but I wanted to stay in show business. - Christopher Walken

When I was nine, my father said 'You can take piano lessons or do karate' - I had a black belt and was competing before I was 19. - Elodie Yung

When I was born the doctor came out to the waiting room and told my father, "We did everything we could... but he pulled through." - Rodney Dangerfield

The heart of who I am as a person and as a man is forgiveness, after forgiving my father for a lot of things that were done when I was a child. - Tyler Perry

How shall a man escape from his ancestors, or draw off from his veins the black drop which he drew from his father’s or mother's life? - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo

Being a dad isn't just about eating a huge bag of gummy bears as your wife gives birth. It means being comfortable with the word 'hero.' - Ryan Reynolds

Chutzpa is that quality enshrined in a man who, having killed his mother and father, throws himself on the mercy of the court because he is an orphan. - Leo Rosten