Dad-A-Base

No. I am your Father. - Darth Vader

Dust Rags: Dad's Underwear - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A father is a banker provided by nature. - French Proverb

My dad was the funniest guy I ever knew. - Russell Peters

Directly after God in heaven comes a Papa. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

One father is more than a hundred schoolmasters. - George Herbert

My dad's my best mate, and he always will be. - Cher Lloyd

My dad's Irish music was such a huge influence. - Dido Armstrong

The older I get, the smarter my father seems to get. - Tim Russert

To her, the name of father was another name for love. - Fanny Fern

Success has a thousand fathers, and failure is an orphan. - Alan Price

Being a Dad is the greatest, except for assembling things. - Conan O'Brien

To a father growing old, nothing is dearer than a daughter. - Euripides

Wales is the land of my fathers. And my fathers can have it. - Dylan Thomas

A father is someone you look up to no matter how tall you grow. - Unknown

She got her good looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon. - Groucho Marx

My father... one of the great immorals, er, immortals, of our time. - WC Fields

I'm a father; that's what matters most. Nothing matters more. - Gordon Brown

Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die. - The Princess Bride

It is not flesh and blood, but the heart which makes us fathers and sons. - Johann Friedrich Von Schiller

Don't talk about a rope in the house of someone whose father was hung. - Colin Farrell

The Pirate is surrealism and so, in a curious way, is Father of the Bride. - Vincente Minnelli

Necessity may be the mother of invention, but play is certainly the father. - Roger von Oech

A father is a man who expects his children to be as good as he meant to be. - Carol Coats

A daughter needs a dad to be the standard against which she will judge all men. - Gregory E Lang

Humour is based on a modicum of truth. Ever heard a joe-k about a father-in-law? - Dick Clark

The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - Henry Ward Beecher

An almost perfect relationship with his father was the earthly root of all his wisdom. - C S Lewis

My father used to say, "If you want to be different, do something different." - Wynton Marsalis

My father had a piano that was a nickelodeon - put a nickel, and the roller would play. - Frank Sinatra

Fathers should be neither seen nor heard. That is the only proper basis for family life. - Oscar Wilde

My father gave me the greatest gift anyone could give another person, he believed in me. - Jim Valvano

My father could be very witty, even if the humor was always on the darker side of irony. - Maurice Sendak

Chutzpapa: A father who wakes his wife at 4 a.m. so she can change the baby's diaper - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm so ugly my father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet. - Rodney Dangerfield

One day you look in the mirror and realize the face you are shaving is your father's. - Robert Harris

I believe that our Heavenly Father invented man because he was disappointed in the monkey. - Mark Twain

Of all the titles I've been privileged to have, 'Dad' has always been the best. - Ken Norton

Having kids is the ultimate job in life. I want to be most successful at being a good father. - Nick Lachey

The most important thing my father taught me is that every man has to stand up for his rights. - Ziggy Marley

Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day. - Jay Leno

My mother gave me my drive, but my father gave me my dreams. Thanks to him, I could see a future. - Liza Minnelli

Mothers are fonder than fathers of their children because they are more certain they are their own. - Aristotle

Fathers are like a lighthouse - when there is fog his children can always depend on seeing the light. - Unknown

Dads are most ordinary men turned by love into heroes, adventurers, story-tellers, and singers of song. - Pam Brown

A father is always making his baby into a little woman. And when she is a woman he turns her back again. - Enid Bagnold

The place of the father in the modern suburban family is a very small one, particularly if he plays golf. - Bertrand Russell

Graduate School: The place where a young scholar goes off his Dad's payroll - and on to his wife's - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The greatest tribute a boy can give to his father is to say, 'When I grow up, I want to be just like my Dad.' - Billy Graham

A good father is one of the most unsung, unpraised, unnoticed, and yet one of the most valuable assets in our society. - Billy Graham

I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent back a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof. - Rodney Dangerfield

The fundamental defect of fathers, in our competitive society, is that they want their children to be a credit to them. - Bertrand Russell

She did not stand alone, but what stood behind her, the most potent moral force in her life, was the love of her father. - Harper Lee

The quality of a father can be seen in the goals, dreams and aspirations he sets not only for himself, but for his family. - Reed Markham

A father is neither an anchor to hold us back nor a sail to take us there, but a guiding light whose love shows us the way. - Unknown

Every dad, if he takes time out of his busy life to reflect upon his fatherhood, can learn ways to become an even better dad. - Jack Baker

To be a successful father... there's one absolute rule: when you have a kid, don't look at it for the first two years. - Ernest Hemingway

He adopted a role called being a father so that his child would have something mythical and infinitely important: a protector. - Tom Wolfe

My father instilled in me that if you don't see things happening the way you want them to, you get out there and make them happen. - Susan Powter

Anyone can be a father, but it takes someone special to be a dad, and that's why I call you dad, because you are so special to me. - Wade Boggs

Luke, you can destroy the Emperor. He has foreseen this. It is your destiny. Join me, and together we can rule the galaxy as father and son. - Darth Vader

How shall a man escape from his ancestors, or draw off from his veins the black drop which he drew from his father’s or mother's life? - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I once said to my father, when I was a boy, 'Dad we need a third political party.' He said to me, 'I'll settle for a second.' - Ralph Nader

Being a dad isn't just about eating a huge bag of gummy bears as your wife gives birth. It means being comfortable with the word 'hero.' - Ryan Reynolds

Chutzpa is that quality enshrined in a man who, having killed his mother and father, throws himself on the mercy of the court because he is an orphan. - Leo Rosten