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Crin Wolf

Largest South American canid

Crin Wolf thanks to Keith Blake

The Crin Wolf (Chrysocyon brachyurus) is the largest canid in South America. His marks look like a fox's, but he's not a fox or a wolf. It's the only species in the genus Chrysocyon.

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My favorite animal is steak. - Fran Lebowitz

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A fox is a wolf who sends flowers. - Ruth Brown

Man is by nature a political animal. - Aristotle

Camelot: Parking area for humped animals - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Liberty for wolves is death to the lambs. - Isaiah Berlin

Watchdog: Animal that keeps the best time - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you call one wolf, you invite the pack. - Bulgarian Proverb

The buffalo is a surprisingly stupid animal. - Ellsworth Huntington

He who becomes a sheep is eaten by the wolf. - Greek Proverb

Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to. - Mark Twain

My music is best understood by children and animals. - Igor Stravinsky

Of all the animals, the boy is the most unmanageable. - Plato

If you live among wolves you have to act like a wolf. - Nikita Khrushchev

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If you make yourselves sheep, the wolves will eat you. - Benjamin Franklin

He that makes himself a sheep shall be eaten by a wolf. - Italian Proverb

Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young. - Unknown

Having an animal in your life makes you a better human. - Rachel Ray

Mouse: An animal which strews its path with fainting women. - Ambrose Bierce

The only meat I eat is from animals I've killed myself. - Mark Zuckerberg

Everywhere animals are in chains, but we image them as free. - Carol J Adams

All animals are minor variations on a very particular theme. - Richard Dawkins

The wolf that one hears is worse than the orc that one fears. - JRR Tolkien

I never act. I simply bring out the real animal that's in me. - Willem Dafoe

Animals don't hate, and we're supposed to be better than them. - Elvis Presley

Some people talk to animals. Not many listen though. That's the problem. - A A Milne

I'm definitely an animal lover, and I stand up for all animals' rights. - Laura Mennell

The musician is perhaps the most modest of animals, but he is also the proudest. - Erik Satie

Everybody needs his memories. They keep the wolf of insignificance from the door. - Saul Bellow

All animals, except man, know that the principal business of life is to enjoy it. - Samuel Butler

Love the animals: God has given them the rudiments of thought and joy untroubled. - Fyodor Dostoyevsky

The strength of the pack is in the wolf; the strength of the wolf is in the pack. - Rudyard Kipling

Animals are simply sophisticated machines created by the infinitely skilled artisan, God. - Brian G Henning

Moose: An animal that has a head and horns on one end and a living room wall on the other - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A racehorse is an animal that can take several thousand people for a ride at the same time. - Marjorie Johnson

I'm kind of honored to be a dragon lady. The dragon is a very powerful, mythical animal. - Yoko Ono

Democracy must be something more than two wolves and a sheep voting on what to have for dinner. - James Bovard

Therefore, it is necessary to be a fox to discover the snares and a lion to terrify the wolves. - Niccolo Machiavelli

There are a lot of things I learned from animals. One was that they couldn't hiss or boo me. - James Dean

A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it. - Groucho Marx

I like cookies, any cookie you put in front of me - animal cookies, sugar cookies, anything crunchy. - Maria Shriver

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Animals are like little children a bit. They're simple. They don't have politics driving them. - Annabelle Sabloff

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash

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It is just like man's vanity and impertinence to call an animal dumb because it is dumb to his dull perceptions. - Mark Twain

There are a zillion variables to a hamburger. What part of the animal went into it. What coarseness. What temperature. - Danny Meyer

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If an animal does something, we call it instinct. If we do the same thing for the same reason, we call it intelligence. - Will Cuppy

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When you hunt animals, you may succeed or not. But when you open the fridge, you will succeed a hundred percent of the time. - Nora Volkow

Man is a rational animal who always loses his temper when he is called upon to act in accordance with the dictates of reason. - Oscar Wilde

Man is a credulous animal, and must believe something; in the absence of good grounds for belief, he will be satisfied with bad ones. - Bertrand Russell

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Animals are not our selfie props. If there's any risk that your photo is going to hurt or stress an animal, it's not worth it. - Angela Henderson

Animals have one thing that puts them way ahead of people: they don't dissemble, and you don't have to pretend in front of them. - Ivan Klima

Ugly animals have it rough. We're more likely to eat them or let them go extinct, and less likely to adopt them from animal shelters. - Joshua A Krisch

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain

I love to go to the zoo. But not on Sunday. I don't like to see the people making fun of the animals, when it should be the other way around. - Ernest Hemingway

Animals are like little angels sent to earth to teach us how to love. They don't get angry or play silly games. They are always there for us. - Whitney Mandel


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