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Conspiracy Realist

Noah predicted the world's reaction

Conspiracy Realist thanks to Vladimir Zev Zelenko

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That virus is a pussycat. - Peter Duesberg

The story of Noah and the whale. - Archie Bunker

Vaccination: An ouch of prevention - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Yoga is 99% practice and 1% theory. - Pattabhi Jois

Humanity is just a virus with shoes. - Bill Hicks

This virus just breaks all the rules. - Thomas Scott

Language is a virus from outer space. - William S Burroughs

Vaccine: A microbe with his face washed - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

IN GOD WE TRUST: All others we virus scan - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

An ounce of action is worth a ton of theory. - Friedrich Engels

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes? - Unknown

It wasn't raining when Noah built the ark. - Howard Ruff

America is a vast conspiracy to make you happy. - John Updike

There is nothing so practical as a good theory. - Kurt Lewin

Noah was a conspiracy theorist until it rained. - Vladimir Zelenko

Statistics: the mathematical theory of ignorance. - Morris Kline

Decency is indecency's conspiracy of silence. - George Bernard Shaw

My theory of evolution is that Darwin was adopted. - Steven Wright

Every time somebody gets the Ebola virus, it mutates. - Glenn Beck

If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts. - Albert Einstein

Louis Pasteur's theory of germs is ridiculous fiction. - Pierre Pachet

Love is like a virus. It can happen to anybody at any time. - Maya Angelou

Bras: The most unused household item during Quarantine 2021. - Unknown

My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare. - Mike Myers

We all agree that your theory is crazy, but is it crazy enough? - Niels Bohr

We can't predict what a virus we've never seen will do. - Marc Lipsitch

Always plan ahead. It wasn't raining when Noah built the ark. - Richard Cushing

Archive: Where the two bees stayed after Noah brought them aboard - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A protective tariff is a typical conspiracy in restraint of trade. - Thorstein Veblen

I think the family was from Hungaria. (talking about Noah's Ark) - Archie Bunker

In theory, theory and practice are the same. In practice, they are not. - Albert Einstein

Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat. - Mark Twain

Quarantine: When a youth locks himself in his bedroom for months at a time - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There's far more truth in the Book of Genesis than in the quantum theory. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Ignorance is a virus. Once it starts spreading, it can only be cured by reason. - Neil Tyson

We're never gonna learn about how safe the vaccine is until we start giving it. - FDA Panel Member

The single biggest threat to man's continued dominance on the planet is the virus. - Joshua Lederberg

Virus is a Latin word used by doctors to mean 'your guess is as good as mine'. - Bob Hope

Equine Influenza: A viral respiratory disease which causes flu-like symptoms in horses - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Blind commitment to a theory is not an intellectual virtue: it is an intellectual crime. - Imre Lakatos

No more massive injections. Tiny children are not horses - one vaccine at a time, over time. - Donald Trump

Experience without theory is blind, but theory without experience is mere intellectual play. - Immanuel Kant

There's nothing so tragic as the murder of a beautiful theory by a gang of brutal facts. - Unknown

The theory of communism may be summed up in the single sentence: Abolition of private property. - Karl Marx

As for everything else, so for a mathematical theory: beauty can be perceived but not explained. - Arthur Cayley

Start a huge, foolish project like Noah. It makes absolutely no difference what people think of you. - Rumi

Before you've practiced, the theory is useless. After you've practiced, the theory is obvious. - David Williams

Since the mathematicians have invaded the theory of relativity, I do not understand it myself any more. - Albert Einstein

The concept that vaccine-induced immunity is superior in any way to natural immunity is sheer nonsense. - Dr Steven Pelech

Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want, and deserve to get it good and hard. - H L Mencken

I'm a games and theory king of guy. I love puzzles, so it was fun dissecting Shakespeare's prose. - Neil Patrick Harris

Contracting COVID19 is not a death sentence. So, maintain social distancing and wash your hands frequently. - Abhijit Naskar

The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage. - Mark Russell

150 people die every year from being hit by falling coconuts. Not to worry, drug makers are developing a vaccine. - Jim Carrey

I have this theory that chocolate slows down the aging process. It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance? - Unknown

When the whole world is running towards a cliff, he who is running the opposite direction appears to have lost his mind. - C S Lewis

The piano is a universal instrument. If you start there, learn your theory and how to read, you can go on to any other instrument. - Eddie Van Halen

Suspense is very important. Even though this is humor and they're short stories, that theory of building suspense is still there. - Sergio Aragones

He who loves practice without theory is like the sailor who boards ship without a rudder and compass and never knows where he may cast. - Leonardo da Vinci

No theory is good unless it permits, not rest, but the greatest work. No theory is good except on condition that one use it to go on beyond. - Andre Gide


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