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Commandment Keepers

Decalogue Discernment - keeping the Old Testament Law

Commandment Keepers thanks to Barry Bennett

The Ten Commandments (aka Decalogue), are a set of biblical principles that play a fundamental role in Judaism and Christianity, appearing twice in the Hebrew Bible, at Deuteronomy 5:6–21 and Exodus 20:2–17.

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Man is a god in ruins. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Conscience is God present in man. - Victor Hugo

God is like a skilful Geometrician. - Sir Thomas Browne

I talk to God but the sky is empty. - Sylvia Plath

Tea is a religion of the art of life. - Okakura Kakuzo

Faith is the willingness to look foolish. - Mark Batterson

Faith is the gaze of a soul upon a saving God. - A.W. Tozer

If you desire faith then you have faith enough. - Robert Browning

I do not believe in God and I am not an atheist. - Albert Camus

When God sneezed, I didn't know what to say. - Henny Youngman

Feed your faith and your fears will starve to death. - Unknown

My reason nourishes my faith and my faith my reason. - Norman Cousins

Some Catlick priest sprinkling incest over everyone. - Archie Bunker

Droughts are because god didn't pay his water bill. - Steven Wright

Now if we only knew why, we would have the mind of God. - Stephen Hawking

God, it seems, is a verb, not a noun, proper or improper. - R Buckminster Fuller

I am inclined to believe that this is the land God gave to Cain. - Jacques Cartier

The important things are children, honesty, integrity and faith. - Andy Williams

The Son of God became a man to enable men to become sons of God. - C S Lewis

I can't believe that God put us on this earth to be ordinary. - Lou Holtz

In England there are sixty different religions and only one sauce. - Francesco Caracciolo

If God had wanted me otherwise, he would have created me otherwise. - Johann von Goethe

Without faith, nothing is possible. With it, nothing is impossible. - Mary McLeod Bethune

You can have faith or you can have control, but you cannot have both. - Mark Batterson

Faith does not eliminate questions. But faith knows where to take them. - Elisabeth Elliot

Troubles are often the tools by which God fashions us for better things. - Henry Ward Beecher

Through suffering we realize how desperately we need God's presence. - Ravi Zacharias

God gave me a gift to do other things besides play the game of basketball. - LeBron James

You can't preach it like it is if you don't believe it like it was. - Vance Havner

To love to preach is one thing; to love to whom you preach is quite another. - D. Martin Lloyd-Jones

Cocaine is God’s way of telling you you’re making too much money. - Robin Williams

I suppose the best kind of spring morning is the best weather God has to offer. - Dodie Smith

I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan

Pray as though everything depended on God. Work as though everything depended on you. - Saint Augustine

There is forgiveness for those who seek God. And I believe in the power of redemption. - Rick Perry

Sometimes I get to places just when God's ready to have somebody click the shutter. - Ansel Adams

Don't tell God that you have a big problem, tell your problem that you have a big God :) - Unknown

A man must be orthodox upon most things or he will never have time to preach his own heresy. - G K Chesterton

Religion is like a map. The route isn't important. It's the destination that matters. - Marianne Williamson

If religion is to be treated with intellectual respect, then it must stand the test of truth. - Ravi Zacharias

The attitude of faith is to let go, and become open to truth, whatever it might turn out to be. - Alan Watts

If God had intended for breasts to be seen, He wouldn't have created large woolen pullovers. - Tracey Ullman

Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help but smile on it. - Josh Billings

Let us build a church so great that those who come after us may thing us mad to have attempted it. - Unknown

It is when we notice the dirt that God is most present in us; it is the very sign of His presence. - C S Lewis

I have an everyday religion that works for me. Love yourself first, and everything else falls in to line. - Lucille Ball

I have sworn upon the altar of God, eternal hostility against every form of tyranny over the mind of man. - Thomas Jefferson

God trained Moses in a palace to use him in a desert. He trained Joseph in a desert to use him in a palace. - Ravi Zacharias

Agnostic: A person who says that he knows nothing about God and, when you agree with him, he becomes angry. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In faith there is enough light for those who want to believe and enough shadows to blind those who don't. - Blaise Pascal

Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson

God allows us to experience the low points of life in order to teach us lessons that we could learn in no other way. - C S Lewis

Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is God's Gift. That's why we call it the 'Present.' - Bill Keane

The trained nurse has become one of the great blessings of humanity, taking a place beside the physician and the priest. - William Osler

God proved His love on the Cross. When Christ hung, and bled, and died, it was God saying to the world, 'I love you.' - Billy Graham

The love of God shows us that God alone bridges the distance between him and us, enabling us to see this world through Calvary. - Ravi Zacharias

Worship is a posture of life that takes as its primary purpose the understanding of what it really means to love and revere God. - Ravi Zacharias

Nothing is a surprise to God; nothing is a setback to His plans; nothing can thwart His purposes; and nothing is beyond His control. - Joni Eareckson Tada

If God has given you a message, go and give it to the people as God has given it to you. It is a stupid thing to try to be eloquent. - Dwight L. Moody

If I advocate cautious optimism it is not because I do not have faith in the future but because I do not want to encourage blind faith. - Aung San Suu Kyi

All who call on God in true faith, earnestly from the heart, will certainly be heard, and will receive what they have asked and desired. - Martin Luther

Discipleship does not come from positions of prominence, wealth, or advanced learning. The disciples of Jesus came from all walks of life. - James E Faust

To have a curable illness and to leave it untreated except for prayer is like sticking your hand in a fire and asking God to remove the flame. - Sandra L. Douglas

Now is our chance to choose the right side. God is holding back to give us that chance. It won't last forever. We must take it or leave it. - C S Lewis

The hallmark of religion is to distrust claims made for mortal men. It is in ages of great religious faith that great skepticism can find expression. - Malcolm Muggeridge


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