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Humor is a universal language. - Joel Goodman

We read to know we're not alone. - William Nicholson

I'm a supporter of my free speech. - Howard Stern

Speech was given to man to disguise his thoughts. - Charles de Talleyrand

What we've got here is a failure to communicate. - Cool Hand Luke

Bulldozing: Going to sleep during a political speech. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When you read the riot act, be prepared to enforce it. - Saying

Ratify: To use a spell and turn a person into a rodent - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Language exerts hidden power, like a moon on the tides. - Rita Mae Brown

A classic is a book which people praise and don't read. - Mark Twain

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. - Henny Youngman

Eating and reading are two pleasures that combine admirably. - C S Lewis

Quota: Someone who likes to report other people's speech - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We are all here for a spell; get all the good laughs you can. - Will Rogers

Many attempts to communicate are nullified by saying too much. - Robert Greenleaf

When people are proud of their speech, be proud of your silence. - Luqman

The great myth of our times is that technology is communication. - Libby Larsen

A musicologist is a man who can read music but can't hear it. - Thomas Beecham

The world is a book and those who do not travel read only one page. - St. Augustine

England and America are two countries separated by a common language. - George Bernard Shaw

It is a good thing for an uneducated man to read books of quotations. - Winston Churchill

Don't judge a book by its cover 'til you've read the book. - Jamie Lee Curtis

I read the newspapers avidly. It is my one form of continuous fiction. - Aneurin Bevan

Life is a storybook, and those who do not travel only read but a page. - Ravi Zacharias

Many people's tombstones should read: 'Died at 30. Buried at 60.' - Nicholas M Butler

If we are a country committed to free speech, then why do we have phone bills? - Steven Wright

This report, by its very length, defends itself against the risk of being read. - Winston Churchill

Under all speech that is good for anything there lies a silence that is better. - Thomas Carlyle

No one has a finer command of language than the person who keeps his mouth shut. - Sam Rayburn

For those of you who haven't read the book, it's been published tomorrow. - David Frost

Seek the lofty by reading, hearing and seeing great work at some moment every day. - Thornton Wilder

If you cannot understand me in my speech, how can you understand me in my silence? - Ravi Zacharias

The result of bad communication is a disconnection between strategy and execution. - Chuck Martin

Speak when you're angry and you'll make the best speech you'll ever regret. - L.J. Peter

People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid. - Soren Kierkegaard

Learn to say 'no.' It will be of more use to you than to be able to read Latin. - Charles H Spurgeon

You don't really understand something unless you can communicate it in a simple way. - Albert Einstein

How to stop time: kiss.
How to travel in time: read.
How to escape time: music. - Unknown

Govern thy life and thoughts as if the whole world were to see the one, and read the other. - Thomas Fuller

A person's name is, to that person, the sweetest, most important sound in any language. - Dale Carnegie

Programs must be written for people to read, and only incidentally for machines to execute. - Harold Abelson

There are two ways of disliking poetry; one way is to dislike it, the other is to read Pope. - Oscar Wilde

Bookworm: A person who would rather read than eat, or a worm that would rather eat than read - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If one cannot enjoy reading a book over and over again, there is no use in reading it at all. - Oscar Wilde

In the places I go there are things that I see that I never could spell if I stopped with the Z. - Dr. Seuss

Give me a few lines of a man's handwriting; that will be sufficient for me to get him hanged. - Cardinal Richelieu

German is the most extravagantly ugly language - it sounds like someone using a sick bag on a 747. - Willy Rushton

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

I've never killed a man, but I've read many an obituary with a great deal of satisfaction. - Mark Twain

I took a speed reading course and read "War and Peace" in twenty minutes. It involves Russia. - Woody Allen

Although he tortures the English language, he has not yet succeeded in forcing it to reveal its meaning. - J B Morton

Xylophone: Revolutionary communication device that turns the sounds of the voice into a mellow, musical chime - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The best thing in the famous novels at present is that one does not need to read them; one knows them already. - Henry David Thoreau

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. - Groucho Marx

Book: A depository of knowledge which a student will try to stay awake long enough to read the night before finals - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A dinosaur out of context is like a character without a story. Worse than that, the character suffers from amnesia. - Jack Horner

I have written a book. This will come as quite a shock to some. They didn't think I could read, much less write. - George W. Bush

Half of the American people have never read a newspaper. Half never voted for President. One hopes it is the same half. - Gore Vidal

Music expresses feeling and thought, without language; it was below and before speech, and it is above and beyond all words. - Robert G Ingersoll

It is a good rule after reading a new book, never to allow yourself another new one till you have read an old one in between. - C S Lewis

An organization's ability to learn, and translate that learning into action rapidly, is the ultimate competitive advantage. - Jack Welch

I took a course in speed reading. Then I got Reader's Digest on microfilm. By the time I got the machine set up, I was done. - Steven Wright

The highest and most beautiful things in life are not to be heard about, nor read about, nor seen but, if one will, are to be lived. - Soren Kierkegaard

Of all the diversions of life, there is none so proper to fill up its empty spaces as the reading of useful and entertaining authors. - David Viscott

Like a human being, a company has to have an internal communication mechanism, a 'nervous system', to coordinate its actions. - Bill Gates