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Cna Yuo Raed Tihs?

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Cna Yuo Raed Tihs? thanks to Jim Serritella

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Fair speech may hide a foul heart. - JRR Tolkien

Easy reading is damn hard writing. - Nathaniel Hawthorne

I read part of it all the way through. - Samuel Goldwyn

I'm a supporter of my free speech. - Howard Stern

Discretion in speech is more than eloquence. - Francis Bacon

Well, all I know is what I read in the papers. - Will Rogers

Speech was given to man to disguise his thoughts. - Charles de Talleyrand

Preface: That part of a book which is never read. - Unknown

Reading is to the mind what exercise is to the body. - Joseph Addison

When you read the riot act, be prepared to enforce it. - Saying

Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk? - Steven Wright

All poetry is a reproduction of the tones of actual speech. - Robert Frost

We now communicate with everyone and say absolutely nothing. - Ted Koppel

Leadership is the capacity to translate vision into reality. - Warren G Bennis

The mark of a good book is it changes every time you read it. - Anderson Cooper

Many attempts to communicate are nullified by saying too much. - Robert Greenleaf

I respect a man who knows how to spell a word more than one way. - Mark Twain

You're not a star until they can spell your name in Karachi. - Humphrey Bogart

The great myth of our times is that technology is communication. - Libby Larsen

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. - Markus Herz

My personal hobbies are reading, listening to music, and silence. - Edith Sitwell

Reading gives us someplace to go when we have to stay where we are. - Mason Cooley

Think like a wise man but communicate in the language of the people. - William Butler Yeats

My best friend is the man who'll get me a book I ain't read. - Abraham Lincoln

It is a good thing for an uneducated man to read books of quotations. - Winston Churchill

Silence is the language of God; it is also the language of the heart. - Sivananda

Life is a storybook, and those who do not travel only read but a page. - Ravi Zacharias

My problem with reading books is that I get distracted. By other books. - Unknown

The best leaders are the most dedicated learners. Read great books daily. - Robin Sharma

Freedom of the press is useless when people do not understand what they read. - Gerald F Lieberman

You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test. - George W. Bush

I read the book of Job last night. I don't think God comes out well in it. - Virginia Woolf

The worst thing about new books is that they keep us from reading the old ones. - John Wooden

One of the best ways to expand his horizon is through a regular reading program. - John F Kennedy

A classic is something that everybody wants to have read and nobody wants to read. - Mark Twain

Make it simple. Make it memorable. Make it inviting to look at. Make it fun to read. - Leo Burnett

The language of the law must not be foreign to the ears of those who are to obey it. - Learned hand

We really have everything in common with America nowadays except, of course, language. - Oscar Wilde

People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid. - Soren Kierkegaard

Great literature is simply language charged with meaning to the utmost possible degree. - Ezra Pound

Everybody laughs the same in every language because laughter is a universal connection. - Yakov Smirnoff

The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. - Mark Twain

Never make fun of someone who speaks broken English. It means they know another language. - H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

Reading Christians are growing Christians. When Christians cease to read, they cease to grow. - John Wesley

Give me a few lines of a man's handwriting; that will be sufficient for me to get him hanged. - Cardinal Richelieu

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

If we learned to walk and talk the way we learn to read an write, everyone would limp and stutter. - Mark Twain

I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer

We read that we ought to forgive our enemies; but we do not read that we ought to forgive our friends. - Cosimo de Medici

Education has produced a vast population able to read but unable to distinguish what is worth reading. - G M Trevelyan

Although he tortures the English language, he has not yet succeeded in forcing it to reveal its meaning. - J B Morton

The more that you read, the more things you will know. The more you learn, the more places you'll go. - Dr. Seuss

If there's a book you really want to read, but it hasn't been written yet, then you must write it. - Toni Morrison

It is what you read when you don't have to that determines what you will be when you can't help it. - Oscar Wilde

Old age is when you resent the swimsuit issue of Sports Illustrated because there are fewer articles to read. - George Burns

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it. - Groucho Marx

To read a writer is for me not merely to get an idea of what he says, but to go off with him and travel in his company. - Andre Gide

I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face. - Rodney Dangerfield

It is astonishing with how little reading a doctor can practice medicine, but is not astonishing how badly he may do it. - William Osler

The five essential entrepreneurial skills for success: Concentration, Discrimination, Organization, Innovation and Communication. - Harold S Geneen

The highest and most beautiful things in life are not to be heard about, nor read about, nor seen but, if one will, are to be lived. - Soren Kierkegaard

If I had my life to live over again, I would have made a rule to read some poetry and listen to some music at least once every week. - Charles Darwin

Of all the diversions of life, there is none so proper to fill up its empty spaces as the reading of useful and entertaining authors. - David Viscott

Like a human being, a company has to have an internal communication mechanism, a 'nervous system', to coordinate its actions. - Bill Gates

My mother was a reader, and she read to us. She read us Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde when I was six and my brother was eight. I never forgot it. - Stephen King


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