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Life's a game but Bridge is serious. - Unknown

A Horse! A Horse! My kingdom for a horse! - William Shakespeare

Life is a game. Money is how we keep score. - Ted Turner

A unicorn is just a horse with a point of view. - Ron Sexsmith

A cat is a puzzle for which there is no solution. - Hazel Nicholson

We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time. - Vince Lombardi

This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother. - Ted Walsh

My favorite part of the game? The opportunity to play. - Mike Singletary

An orator without judgment is a horse without a bridle. - Theophrastus

Life is like a horse - either you ride it or it rides you. - Unknown

The markets are the world's greatest Rubik's cube. - Rick Santelli

The problems of puzzles are very near the problems of life. - Erno Rubik

I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out. - Rodney Dangerfield

Don't worry about the horse being blind, just load the wagon. - John Madden

When you make weirdness into a puzzle to be solved, you make LOST. - Joseph Fink

Life is a game show where the people who enjoy it are the winners. - Orson Bean

This is perfect weather for today's game. Not a breath of air. - Curt Gowdy

A lame cat is better than a swift horse when rats infest the palace. - Chinese Proverb

I don't use simple words. I make games and puzzles with my songs. - Lisa Loeb

All music is folk music. I ain't never heard no horse sing a song. - Louis Armstrong

It's too late to close the stable door after the horse has bolted. - French Proverb

People know me from a hockey game, from an earthquake, from the O.J case. - Al Michaels

This could be a repeat of what will happen in the European games next week. - David Coleman

I get intrigued by a puzzle, and writing a book is the best way to solve it. - Anthony Storr

Nothing encourages creativity like the chance to fall flat on one's face. - James D Finley

I'm always suspicious of games where you're the only ones that play it. - Jack Charlton

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep. - Scott Adams

Comedy's a funny game, it's not a job, it's a vocation - you never stop. - Eric Sykes

Organic chemistry has become a vast rubbish heap of puzzling and bewildering compounds. - J Norman Collie

A horse gallops with his lungs, perseveres with his heart, and wins with his character. - Tesio

Sometimes the game of golf is just too difficult to endure with a golf club in your hands. - Bobby Jones

I have an unbelievable assistant who handles all of my scheduling. It's like a Tetris game. - Neil P. Harris

The person that turns over the most rocks wins the game. And that's always been my philosophy. - Peter Lynch

There are only 3 true sports: mountain climbing, bull fighting and auto racing. All the rest are games. - Ernest Hemingway

I'm a games and theory king of guy. I love puzzles, so it was fun dissecting Shakespeare's prose. - Neil Patrick Harris

I'm taking memory power boost tablets to help me every day and doing the puzzles to help me stay focused. - Terry Bradshaw

Life is like a game of cards. The hand that is dealt you represents determinism; the way you play it is free will. - Jawaharlal Nehru

Flaming enthusiasm, backed up by horse sense and persistence, is the quality that most frequently makes for success. - Dale Carnegie

A fly, Sir, may sting a stately horse and make him wince; but, one is but an insect, and the other is a horse still. - Samuel Johnson

We will never have to tell our horse that we are sad, happy, confident, angry or relaxed. He already knows - long before we do. - Marjike de Jong

Returning home is the most difficult part of long-distance hiking. You have grown outside the puzzle and your piece no longer fits. - Cindy Ross

It's a piece of cake until you get to the top. You find you can't stop playing the game the way you've always played it. - Richard M Nixon

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

Never play with the feelings of others, because you may win the game, but the risk is that you will surely lose the person for life time. - William Shakespeare

Vulnerability is not weakness. And that myth is profoundly dangerous. Vulnerability is the birthplace of innovation, creativity, and change. - Brene Brown

Don't lie. Life is a puzzle and we are all unique pieces. When you lie, you make it impossible to find your true place in the grand design. - Steve Maraboli

From lessening negativity to boosting creativity, hiking in fresh air actually boosts brain power and can help certain parts of the brain grow. - Meredith Carey

The monkeys solved the puzzle simply because they found it gratifying to solve puzzles. They enjoyed it. The joy of the task was its own reward. - Daniel H. Pink

When I studied graphic design, I learned a valuable lesson: There's no perfect answer to the puzzle, and creativity is a renewable resource. - Biz Stone

In the game of life, it's a good idea to have a few early losses, which relieves you of the pressure of trying to maintain an undefeated season. - Bill Vaughan


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