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Flying Buttress: A charging billy goat - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Unclaimed Baby Sheep: No man's lamb - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Look at you, you're white as a goat. - Archie Bunker

I enjoy playing the audience like a piano. - Alfred Hitchcock

Germs: The only things kids will share freely - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There are not many Irish people playing tennis. - Goran Ivanisevic

Love is not love without a violin playing goat. - Julia Roberts

A prudent man does not make the goat his gardener. - Hungary Proverb

Raising kids is a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

Raising kids is part joy and part guerrilla warfare. - Ed Asner

In sports, every day you can be the hero or the goat. - Geoff Stults

Kids don't remember their best day of television. - Unknown

Inflation Index: A rise in the price of playing cards - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

With kids, the days are long, but the years are short. - John Leguizamo

If you make yourselves sheep, the wolves will eat you. - Benjamin Franklin

He that makes himself a sheep shall be eaten by a wolf. - Italian Proverb

Juvenile Delinquency: Modern term for what we did as kids - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh. - Voltaire

Kids are life's only guaranteed bona fide upside surprise. - Jack Nicholson

On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. - Rodney Dangerfield

We've had bad luck with our kids - they've all grown up. - Christopher Morley

Jackpot: When all the kids stay at friends' homes for the night - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you can't sleep do not count the sheep, worship the Shepherd. - Unknown

Without my morning coffee, I'm just like a dried-up piece of goat. - J.S. Bach

Teaching kids to count is fine, but teaching them what counts is best. - Bob Talbert

All kids are gifted: some just open their packages earlier than others. - Michael Carr

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford

I'd like to be the ideal mother, but I'm too busy raising my kids. - Unknown

Show me a good loser and I'll show you a man playing golf with his boss. - Unknown

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire

Did you ever hear of a kid playing accountant - even if he wanted to be one? - Jackie Mason

Goat: A lamb who has kidded himself into believing that he knows Wall Street - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm pretty intentional about being highly invested in my kids' lives. - Mark Batterson

Couch Potato: What Mom finds under the sofa cushions after the kids eat dinner - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Spoiled Rotten: What the kids become after as little as 15 minutes with Grandma - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

All kids need is a little help, a little hope, and somebody who believes in them. - Earvin "Magic" Johnson

Life is like playing violin in public and learning the instrument as one goes on. - Samuel Butler

We don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing. - George Bernard Shaw

My wife and I have a tradition of popcorn and videos with our kids on Friday evenings. - Ozwald Boateng

Xenophobia doesn't benefit anybody unless you're playing high stakes Scrabble. - Dennis Miller

Life is like playing a violin solo in public and learning the instrument as one goes on. - Samuel Butler

We are discreet sheep; we wait to see how the drove is going, and then go with the drove. - Mark Twain

If we would listen to our kids, we'd discover that they are largely self-explanatory. - Robert Brault

If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like. - Phyllis Diller

It is almost impossible to remember how tragic a place the world is when one is playing golf. - Robert Lynd

Zucchini: Vegetable which can be baked, boiled, fried or steamed before kids refuse to eat it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Having kids is the ultimate job in life. I want to be most successful at being a good father. - Nick Lachey

I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. - Steven Wright

Golden Age: When the kids are too old to need baby-sitters and too young to borrow the family car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You know how kids dream of being soccer players or actors? Well, my dream was to be a sushi chef. - Nobu Matsuhisa

Growing up, I'd just be at home, playing tennis, spending my allowance on an ice-cream truck. - Venus Williams

I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer

Managing only for profit is like playing tennis with your eye on the scoreboard and not on the ball. - Ichak Adizes

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shovelling the walk before it stops snowing. - Phyllis Diller

I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner

You know you're a mom when you go to the store for yourself and come out with a bag of things for your kids. - Unknown

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

New York is my Lourdes where I go for spiritual refreshment...a place where you are least likely to be bitten by a wild goat. - Brendan Behan

There is no passion to be found playing small - in settling for a life that's less than the one you're capable of living. - Nelson Mandela

It's a piece of cake until you get to the top. You find you can't stop playing the game the way you've always played it. - Richard M Nixon

Having kids - the responsibility of rearing good, kind, ethical, responsible human beings - is the biggest job anyone can embark on. - Maria Shriver

Study while others are sleeping; work while others are loafing; prepare while others are playing; and dream while others are wishing. - William Arthur Ward

I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to hell? - Homer Simpson

If you want your kids to listen to you, don't yell at them. Whisper. Make them lean in. My kids taught me that. I do it with adults now. - Mario Batali