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Sales Talk: Trade wind - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The expensive is cheap. - Arabic Saying

Window Shopping: Eye browsing - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Follow the grain in your own wood. - Howard Thurman

Sliver Dollar: Use of wooden money - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Eyebrows: What I do when I go shopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Extraordinary how potent cheap music is. - Noel Coward

Newly Hatched Termites: Babes in the wood - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Tweezers: A tool for removing wood splinters - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Inequality of knowledge is the key to a sale. - Neil O Gustafson

Chop your own wood, and it will warm you twice. - Henry Ford

Always laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine. - Lord Byron

Dialogue: Changing the colour of a piece of wood - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. - Unknown

Download: Gettin' the firewood off the pickup - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I buy expensive suits. They just look cheap on me. - Warren Buffett

Leanardo De Cappuccino: Founder, coffee shop chain - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. - Oscar Wilde

Malaria: Several shopping centers close to each other - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Talk is cheap until you hire a lawyer or an accountant. - Joe Defries

Pre-Law: The major of a person who will end up in sales - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A chip on the shoulder is a sure sign of wood higher up. - Brigham Young

People who shop in health food stores never look healthy. - Amy Sedaris

Oar: Clumsy wooden implement used to moisten boat occupants - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Wood burns faster when you have to cut and chop it yourself. - Harrison Ford

The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. - Marcelene Cox

You'd be surprised how much it costs to look this cheap. - Dolly Parton

Traditional methods of sales prospecting are grossly inefficient. - Jill Konrath

Of all ills that one endures, hope is a cheap and universal cure. - Abraham Cowley

A good thing sells itself; a bad thing advertises itself for sale. - African Saying

Speaking ill of others is a cheap, dishonest way to praise ourselves. - Unknown

I spent seven hours in a beauty shop... and that was for the estimate. - Phyllis Diller

Boat: A hole in the water surrounded by wood into which one pours money - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Honesty is a very expensive gift. Don't expect it from cheap people. - Warren Buffett

The mind is not a vessel that needs filling but wood that needs igniting. - Plutarch

Whoever said money can't buy happiness didn't know where to shop. - Gertrude Stein

Athlete: A dignified bunch of muscles, unable to split wood or sift ashes - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Bargain Sale: A place where a woman can ruin one dress while she buys another - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Someone told me that each equation I included in the book would halve the sales. - Stephen Hawking

John Wooden was a hall of fame character long before he was a hall of fame coach. - John C Maxwell

I'm so ugly I worked in a pet shop, and people kept asking how big I'd get. - Rodney Dangerfield

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

My legs are so sore from the gym that I almost couldn't walk to the donut shop. - Bill Murray

As the sculptor devotes himself to wood and stone, I would devote myself to my soul. - Toyohiko Kagawa

Every sale has five basic obstacles: no need, no money, no hurry, no desire, no trust. - Zig Ziglar

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

From such crooked wood as that which man is made of, nothing straight can be fashioned. - Immanuel Kant

Before enlightenment: chop wood, carry water. After enlightenment: chop wood, carry water. - Zen Buddhist Saying

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

Make pumpkin bread as the default gift for everyone. It is cheap, it is beloved, it is carbs. - Karen Bender

I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about short and cheap? - Phyllis Diller

To me, job titles don't matter. Everyone is in sales. It's the only way we stay in business. - Harvey Mackay

Cigarette sales would drop to zero overnight if the warning said, "Cigarettes contain fat." - Dave Barry

I remember when the candle shop burned won. Everyone stood around singing "Happy Birthday." - Steven Wright

Two roads diverged in a wood, and I took the one less traveled by, and that has made all the difference. - Robert Frost

Wood: That remarkable material which burns so easily in a forest and with such difficulty in a fireplace - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull

Too often, sales reps simply regurgitate their presentations and expect to land the sale. It doesn't work. - Harvey Mackay

People shop and learn in a whole new way compared to just a few years ago, so marketers need to adapt or risk extinction. - Brian Halligan

My girlfriend wants me to stain the new wooden fence in her backyard. So I'm going to eat spaghetti over it for a few weeks. - Rick Lantern

When one may pay out over two million dollars to presidential and Congressional campaigns, the U.S. government is virtually up for sale. - John W. Gardner

Fall: The season when your wife buys new winter clothes so she will have something to wear when she goes out shopping for spring outfits - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I hate smart sales clerks. I said to one, "What do you have in lingerie?" She says, "More than you'll ever have!" - Phyllis Diller

New Pasta Diet: Just walk pasta bakery without stopping. Walk pasta candy store without stopping. Walk pasta ice cream shop without stopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Some primal termite knocked on wood,
And tasted it, and found it good;
That is why your Cousin May
Fell through the parlor floor today. - Ogden Nash


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