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Cemetery Protest thanks to Jim Serritella

Cemetery Protest thanks to Jim Serritella

Cemetery Protest thanks to Jim Serritella

Cemetery Protest thanks to Jim Serritella

Cemetery Protest thanks to Jim Serritella

Cemetery Protest thanks to Jim Serritella

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Politics is an inexact science. - Otto von Bismarck

The bad guys always get a vote. - Navy saying

Politics makes strange red-fellows. - Will Rogers

There is no gambling like politics. - Benjamin Disraeli

Politics have no relation to morals. - Niccolo Machiavelli

Liberty, once lost, is lost forever. - John Adams

The gun is not out of Irish politics. - Ian Paisley

Television is democracy at its ugliest. - Paddy Chayefsky

An educated people can be easily governed. - Frederick II

You campaign in poetry; you govern in prose. - Mario Cuomo

Practical politics consists in ignoring facts. - Henry Brooks Adams

Ideas govern the world or throw it into chaos. - Auguste Comte

The best road to progress is freedom's road. - John F Kennedy

Freedom is nothing else but a chance to be better. - Albert Camus

Those who trade liberty for security have neither. - John Adams

America is a land where men govern, but women rule. - John M Brown

Most bad government results from too much government. - Thomas Jefferson

The art of government is the organization of idolatry. - George Bernard Shaw

Nothing is so admirable in politics as a short memory. - John Kenneth Galbraith

Self-government won't work without self-discipline. - Paul Harvey

Nothing is more important than independence and freedom. - Ho Chi Minh

The cost of liberty is less than the price of repression. - W.E.B. Du Bois

I greet you in the name of peace, democracy, and freedom. - Nelson Mandela

There can be no wise politics without thought beforehand. - Annie Besant

Democracy becomes a government of bullies tempered by editors. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

We have the best government in the world... that money can buy. - Mark Twain

War has rules, mud wrestling has rules - politics has no rules. - Ross Perot

Liberty don't work as good in practice as it does in speeches. - Will Rogers

Men are governed only by serving them; the rule is without exception. - V. Cousin

Once a man has tasted freedom, he will never be content to be a slave. - Walt Disney

You have to have been a Republican to know how good it is to be a Democrat. - Jackie Kennedy

Democrats haven't been this upset since Republicans freed their slaves. - Unknown

I do have a political agenda. It's to have as few regulations as possible. - Dan Quayle

The only thing we learn from new elections is we learned nothing from the old. - American Proverb

The flood of money that gushes into politics today is a pollution of democracy. - Theodore White

Democracy is also a form of religion; it is the worship of jackals by jackasses. - H L Mencken

A good politician, under democracy, is quite as unthinkable as an honest burglar. - H L Mencken

Personally, I'm against political jokes. Too often they get elected to office. - Henny Youngman

Democracy means simply the bludgeoning of the people, by the people, for the people. - Oscar Wilde

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

Necessity is blind until it becomes conscious. Freedom is the consciousness of necessity. - Karl Marx

Nothing changes the gender equation more significantly than women's economic freedom. - Gloria Steinem

There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you. - Will Rogers

Freedom in general may be defined as the absence of obstacles to the realization of desires. - Bertrand Russell

Passover affirms the great truth that liberty is the inalienable right of every human being. - Morris Joseph

Freedom, privileges, options, must constantly be exercised, even at the risk of inconvenience. - Jack Vance

In a democracy, the one thing that cannot be done is to destroy its trust, its hope, its idealism. - Teresa Heinz

My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty. - Woody Allen

Ex-Presidents of the United States get state subsidies. Not so in Russia. You get no government support. - Mikhail Gorbachev

The man who can make others laugh secures more votes for a measure than the man who forces them to think. - Malcolm de Chazal

Do you ever get the feeling that the only reason we have elections is to find out if the polls were right? - Robert Orben

Politics: Poli, a Latin word meaning "many"; and tics, meaning "bloodsucking creatures." - Robin Williams

Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of the people are right more than half of the time. - E.B. White

I have certain rules I live by. My first rule: I don't believe anything the government tells me. Nothing. Zero. - George Carlin

Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote. - Benjamin Franklin

What is politics but persuading the public to vote for this and support that and endure these for the promise of those? - Gilbert Highet

It's especially hard if the government is not providing services, or is even conducting ethnic cleansing against you. - Paul Harvey

If the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy. - Kin Hubbard

I am sometimes a fox and sometimes a lion. The whole secret of government lies in knowing when to be the one or the other. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Very few of these panic-mongers have any personal knowledge of the countries that are already under blackshirt government. - Lord Rothermere

It was revealed in a government survey published today that the Prime Minister is doing the work of two men, Laurel and Hardy. - Ronnie Corbett

I've never understood why people consider youth a time of freedom and joy. It's probably because they have forgotten their own. - Margaret Atwood

Politicians also have no leisure, because they are always aiming at something beyond political life itself, power and glory, or happiness. - Aristotle

Our ancestors believed in magic, prayers, trickery, browbeating and bullying. I think it would be fair to sum that up as 'Irish politics'. - Flann O'Brien

Jokes of the proper kind, properly told, can do more to enlighten questions of politics, philosophy, and literature than any number of dull arguments. - Isaac Asimov


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