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No pressure, no diamonds. - Mary Case

The name Pavlov rings a bell. - Unknown

Courage is grace under pressure. - Ernest Hemingway

Wear your diamonds on the inside. - Megan Dodds

Diamonds are the tears of the poor. - Helen McCloy

It ain't exactly the Pope diamond. - Archie Bunker

Diamonds are forever, my youth is not. - Jill St John

Diamonds are a girl's best friend. - Leo Robin

If the phone doesn't ring it's me. - Jimmy Buffett

English Wrestling Champion: A lord of the ring - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Every time a bell rings, an angel gets his wings. - It's a Wonderful Life

Better a diamond with a flaw than a pebble without. - Confucius

Through darkness diamonds spread their richest light. - John Webster

Onion Rings: Worn by vegetables when they get married - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Diamonds are only lumps of coal that stuck to their jobs. - Malcolm Forbes

A diamond is the only kind of ice that keeps a girl warm. - Elizabeth Taylor

This diamond has so many carats it's almost a turnip. - Richard Burton

I have never hated a man enough to give his diamonds back. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

Hand Scanner: Singles bar prowler looking for wedding rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I think "Hail to the Chief" has a nice ring to it. - John F Kennedy

It is better to have old secondhand diamonds than none at all. - Mark Twain

I'd rather have roses on my table than diamonds on my neck. - Emma Goldman

Rough diamonds may sometimes be mistaken for worthless pebbles. - Thomas Browne

Every tooth in a man's head is more valuable than a diamond. - Miguel de Cervantes

Individuals who act too 'cool' often freeze under pressure. - Unknown

A gift diamond shines so much better than one you buy for yourself. - Mae West

A diamond with a flaw is better than a common stone that is perfect. - Chinese Proverb

Most women are afraid of clowns, but somehow end up still dating one. - Unknown

Proverbs are mental gems gathered in the diamond districts of the mind. - William R. Alger

The only pressure I'm under is the pressure I've put on myself. - Mark Messier

A diamond is just a piece of coal that handles stress exceptionally well. - Unknown

I wanted a man who wouldn't stray so I'm dating a guy on house arrest. - Kim Bove

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret

Next to good judgment, diamonds and pearls are the rarest things in the world. - Jean De La Bruyere

You'll never lighten the load until you feel the pressure in your own soul. - Ravi Zacharias

Warm Water Theorem: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Human society is like an arch, kept from falling by the mutual pressure of its parts. - Seneca

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring. - Jeff Foxworthy

Diamonds are instrinsically worthless, except for the deep psychological need they fill. - Nick Oppenheimer

Suddenly you're like a pirate, you're 65 years old and you've got an earring. - Fred Willard

I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course. - Groucho Marx

Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them. - Harry Hill

The most precious jewels you'll ever have around your neck are the arms of your children. - Unknown

Of all sound of all bells... most solemn and touching is the peal which rings out the Old Year. - Charles Lamb

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond. - Mae West

The biggest battle is never on the field, the fairway, the diamond or rink: it's in your mind. - Carey Neuhoff

Radio is a bag of mediocrity where little men with carbon minds wallow in sluice of their own making. - Fred Allen

Inside of a ring or out, ain't nothing wrong with going down. It's staying down that's wrong. - Muhammad Ali

The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage. - Mark Russell

The fire of the diamond of true identity is always there; it just needs the Master's crafting to reveal it. - Kenneth G Mills

Every diamond has the ability to shine when there is someone to recognize its good facets and inhibit its flaws. - Wes Fesler

Gold and diamonds are nice, but clean, crisp, controlled water has long been the preeminent hallmark of the rich. - Anthony Doerr

The soul is placed in the body like a rough diamond, and must be polished, or the luster of it will never appear. - Daniel Defoe

A diamond was laying in the street covered with dirt. Many fools passed by. Someone who knew diamonds picked it up. - Kabir

You have to be cool under pressure. You have to be a strategist like chess, and you have to use geometry like billiards. - Bill McBride

I think hearts are very much like glasses - if they do not break with the first ring, they usually last a considerable time. - Letitia Landon

Diamond being the toughest thing on the face of earth is still the most prettiest object; pretty is not always being honeyed. - Priyansh Shah

The diamond which shines in the Saviour's crown shall burn in unquenched beauty at last on the forehead of every human soul. - Theodore Parker

When we long for life without difficulties, remind us that oaks grow strong in contrary winds and diamonds are made under pressure. - Peter Marshall

A diamond, which is the hardest of stones, not yielding unto steel, emery or any other thing, is yet made soft by the blood of a goat. - Thomas Browne

A diamond doesn't start out polished and shining. It once was nothing special, but with enough pressure and time, becomes spectacular. - Solange Nicole

The more the diamond is cut the brighter it sparkles; and in what seems hard dealing, there God has no end in view but to perfect His people. - Thomas Guthrie

I formed a new group called Alcoholics-Unanimous. If you don't feel like a drink, you ring another member and he comes over to persuade you. - Richard Harris

To be a champion, you have to learn to handle stress and pressure. But if you've prepared mentally and physically, you don't have to worry. - Harvey Mackay

In the game of life, it's a good idea to have a few early losses, which relieves you of the pressure of trying to maintain an undefeated season. - Bill Vaughan


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