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I like laughter around me. - Mireille Enos

Nobody ever died of laughter. - Max Beerbohm

Laughter is an instant vacation. - Milton Berle

Coincidences are spiritual puns. - G K Chesterton

Laughter is by definition healthy. - Doris Lessing

Why should things be easy to understand? - Thomas Pynchon

A poor joke must invent its own laughter. - Latin Proverb

A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing. - Clive James

Laughter is a tranquilizer with no side effects. - Arnold H Glasow

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight. - Leo Rosten

Laughter is the closest distance between two people. - Victor Borge

The most wasted of all days is one without laughter. - e e cummings

Laughter is involuntary. If it's funny you laugh. - Tom Lehrer

This is a feminist bookstore. There is no humour section. - John Callahan

A little perspective, like a little humor, goes a long way. - Allen Klein

Never trust a theologian who doesn't have a sense of humor. - D Elton Trueblood

I live a very joyful life, with a lot of laughter and good times. - Kimberly Elise

The next best thing to solving a problem is finding some humor in it. - Frank A. Clark

What a strange world this would be if we all had the same sense of humor. - Bernard Williams

Humor can alter any situation and help us cope at the very instant we are laughing. - Allen Klein

A sense of humor is the ability to understand a joke - and that the joke is oneself. - Clifton Fadiman

Laughter is a uniting force; it brings people together, and it makes hardship easier. - Montaigne

It is the ability to take a joke, not make one, that proves you have a sense of humor. - Max Eastman

Faith handles the ultimate incongruities of life, humor handles the more immediate ones. - William S Coffin

I think superheroes are heroes with flaws, and in their flaws, there is a sense of humor. - Peter Segal

There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt. - Erma Bombeck

Like a welcome summer rain, humor may suddenly cleanse and cool the earth, the air and you. - Langston Hughes

Humor is an affirmation of dignity, a declaration of our superiority to all that befalls us. - Romain Gary

If you get a diagnosis, get on a therapy, keep a good attitude and keep your sense of humor. - Teri Garr

One of the most important gifts we have in television - the ability to heal through laughter. - Soleil M Frye

Some people say my humor focuses too much on stereotypes. It doesn't. It focuses on facts. - Sarah Silverman

Laughter is not at all a bad beginning for a friendship, and it is far the best ending for one. - Oscar Wilde

If you could choose one characteristic that would get you through life, choose a sense of humor. - Jennifer Jones

Laughter is ever young, whereas tragedy, except the very highest of all, quickly becomes haggard. - Margaret Sackville

The beauty of the world has two edges, one of laughter, one of anguish, cutting the heart asunder. - Virginia Woolf

Companies need to lighten up and take themselves less seriously. They need to get a sense of humor. - Unknown

So many tangles in life are ultimately hopeless that we have no appropriate sword other than laughter. - Gordon W Allport

A benefit of any job is laughter. It should never be a crime to have fun on the job. It may be a crime not to. - Terry Paulson

There is nothing like a gleam of humor to reassure you that a fellow human being is ticking inside a strange face. - Eva Hoffman

Men will confess to treason, murder, arson, false teeth, or a wig. How many of them will own up to a lack of humor? - Frank Colby

When humor works, it works because it's clarifying what people already feel. It has to come from someplace real. - Tina Fey

There's nothing like a gleam of humor to reassure you that a fellow human being is ticking inside a strange face. - Eva Hoffman

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it. - Groucho Marx

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

Suspense is very important. Even though this is humor and they're short stories, that theory of building suspense is still there. - Sergio Aragones

Humor is a serious thing. I like to think of it as one of our greatest earliest natural resources, which must be preserved at all cost. - James Thurber

My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style. - Maya Angelou

Smiling is definitely one of the best beauty remedies. If you have a good sense of humor and a good approach to life, that's beautiful. - Rashida Jones

Humor is richly rewarding to the person who employs it. It has some value in gaining and holding attention, but it has no persuasive value at all. - John Kenneth Galbraith

I'm a nervous laugher. Like when you're in a situation that you don't know what's going on, you go to laughter more than anything. - Jack McBrayer


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