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Reclimbing chair - Archie Bunker

A big book is a big bore. - Callimachus

World History: Scrap book - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Books don't need batteries. - Nadine Gordimer

No furniture so charming as books. - Sydney Smith

There is no friend as loyal as a book. - Ernest Hemingway

Books and chocolate make life bearable. - Unknown

A multitude of books distracts the mind. - Seneca

Never read a book that is not a year old. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A good title is the title of a successful book. - Raymond Chandler

Those who have free seats at a play hiss first. - Chinese Proverb

When I was your age, television was called books. - William Goldman

Preface: That part of a book which is never read. - Unknown

If you think you have it tough, read history books. - Bill Maher

I have put out my books and now my house has a soul. - Cicero

I wrote a few children's books... not on purpose. - Steven Wright

In the book of life, the answers aren't on the back. - Charlie Brown

That Book, sir, is the Rock on which our Republic rests. - Andrew Jackson

The more sins you confess, the more books you will sell. - American Proverb

Everything comes to him who waits. Except a loaned book. - Kin Hubbard

Life without books, chocolate and coffee is just useless. - Nadun Lokuliyanage

Arpeggio: The story book kid with the big nose that grows - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Like the Good Book says, "Patience is a virgin." - Archie Bunker

A classic is a book which people praise and don't read. - Mark Twain

I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done. - Steven Wright

If you stand up and be counted, someone will take your seat. - Unknown

Thinnest Book in the World: 'What Men Know About Women' - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The success that the Tolkien books had redefined modern fantasy. - George R.R. Martin

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. - Markus Herz

The world is a book and those who do not travel read only one page. - St. Augustine

Tragedy: a busload of lawyers going over a cliff with an empty seat. - Unknown

Dreams are illustrations from the book your soul is writing about you. - Marsha Norman

The best time for planning a book is while you're doing the dishes. - Agatha Christie

You should not paint the chair, but only what someone has felt about it. - Edvard Munch

A man's got to take a lot of punishment to write a really funny book. - Ernest Hemingway

A bottle of wine contains more philosophy than all the books in the world. - Louis Pasteur

A mere scholar, who knows nothing but books, must be ignorant even of them. - William Hazlitt

Books are no different from goats - they enjoy an afternoon out on the lawn. - Kate Bernheimer

Tupac was one of the biggest thugs I know - and he always wore his seat belt. - Ice Cube

Committee work is like a soft chair - easy to get into but hard to get out of. - Kenneth J Shively

Advanced old age is when you sit in a rocking chair and can't get it going. - Eliakim Katz

Someone told me that each equation I included in the book would halve the sales. - Stephen Hawking

It often happens that the quotations constitute the most valuable part of a book. - Vicesimus Knox

The most technologically efficient machine that man has ever invented is the book. - Northrop Frye

If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it? - Bette Midler

The Book of Life begins with a man and woman in a garden, and it ends with Revelations. - Oscar Wilde

The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. - Mark Twain

Having your book turned into a movie is like seeing your oxen turned into bouillon cubes. - John Le Carre

You know you're getting old when all the names in your black book have M.D. after them. - Arnold Palmer

Yearbook: A book containing student pictures that will keep getting nerdier as the years go by - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

This is the sixth book I've written, which isn't bad for a guy who's only read two. - George Burns

Book Review: A brief but informative essay that spares readers the ordeal of digesting an actual book - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Wanting to meet a writer because you like their books is like wanting to meet a duck because you like pate. - Margaret Atwood

A university is an institution that has two thousand seats in the classrooms and eighty thousand in the stadium. - Unknown

Someone asked me, if I were stranded on a desert island what book would I bring... 'How to Build a Boat.' - Steven Wright

Book: A depository of knowledge which a student will try to stay awake long enough to read the night before finals - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It is books that teach us to refine our pleasures when young, and to recall them with satisfaction when we are old. - Leigh Hunt

I have written a book. This will come as quite a shock to some. They didn't think I could read, much less write. - George W. Bush

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it. - Groucho Marx

When you read a classic you do not see in the book more than you did before. You see more in you than there was before. - Clifton Fadiman

Laughter is healing and helpful and fun, and I see my role as an entertainer, and I want readers to leave my books smiling. - Gail Carriger

Accountant: 1. A noble insect; 2. A dutiful book balancer whose role within a corporation is to protect it from creative ideas. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The wise man is but a clever infant, spelling letters from a hieroglyphical prophetic book, the lexicon of which lies in eternity. - Thomas Carlyle

The remedy for life's broken pieces is not classes, workshops or books. Don't try to heal the broken pieces. Just forgive. - Iyanla Vanzant

Like many other women, I could not understand why every man who changed a diaper has felt impelled, in recent years, to write a book about it. - Barbara Ehrenreich