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Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb

Let sleeping dogs lie. - French Proverb

Say hello to my little friend. - Scarface

Sleeping dogs bark the loudest. - Archie Bunker

Friends are the sunshine of life. - John Hay

Friends are the family you choose. - Jennifer Aniston

A dog has the soul of a philosopher. - Plato

Lassitude: A heroic dog with attitude - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Diamonds are a girl's best friend. - Leo Robin

My little dog - a heartbeat at my feet. - Edith Wharton

A true friend is one soul in two bodies. - Aristotle

Female Friends: Women mad at the same person - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

Silence is the true friend that never betrays. - Confucius

I was the kid next door's imaginary friend. - Emo Philips

This is the beginning of a beautiful friendship. - Casablanca

Flatterers looks like friends, as wolves like dogs. - George Chapman

All my friends don't recognize me without a limp. - Kim Stewart

The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb

Those who seek faultless friends will remain friendless. - Unknown

Talking with a friend is nothing else but thinking aloud. - Joseph Addison

Whenever a friend succeeds, a little something in me dies. - Gore Vidal

The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away. - Wilson Mizner

He's the kind of man who picks his friends - to pieces. - Mae West

Eros will have naked bodies; Friendship naked personalities. - C S Lewis

No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend. - Groucho Marx

The dog who meets with a good master is the happier of the two. - Maurice Maeterlinck

The sweetest grapes are picked from the vineyard of friendship. - French Proverb

A friend can tell you things you don't want to tell yourself. - Frances Weller

Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten

Instead of loving your enemies treat your friends a little better. - Ed Howe

My best friend is the man who'll get me a book I ain't read. - Abraham Lincoln

I get my exercise running to the funerals of my friends who exercise. - Barry Gray

A friend is someone who can see through you and still enjoys the show. - Farmer's Almanac

Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas

Greater love has no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends. - Jesus

The best rule of friendship is to keep your heart a little softer than your head. - Unknown

Advice from your friends is like the weather, some of it is good, some of it is bad. - Unknown

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

A bad cold wouldn't be so annoying if it weren't for the advice of our friends. - Kin Hubbard

Ladies and gentlemen are permitted to have friends in the kennel but not in the kitchen. - George Bernard Shaw

Memory: The feeling that steals over one as he listens to a friend's original stories - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When my friends and I played cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railroad worker. - Robin Williams

We cherish our friends not for their ability to amuse us, but for our ability to amuse them. - Evelyn Waugh

I was the class clown so I was used to performing and fooling around in front of my friends. - Dominic Monaghan

We've been friends for so long I can't remember which one of us is the bad influence. - Unknown

He was a great patriot, a humanitarian, a loyal friend provided, of course, he really is dead. - Voltaire

Sewing Circle: 1. Where friendship hangs by a thread; 2. A group of women who needle each other. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Good friends are like shock absorbers. They help you take the lumps and bumps on the road of life. - Frank Tyger

No guest is so welcome in a friend's house that he will not become a nuisance after three days. - Plautus

The older I grow, the more I realize that my mother is the best 'best friend' that I ever had. - Unknown

Obama and his attack dogs have nothing but hate and anger in their hearts and spew it whenever possible. - Donald Trump

We challenge one another to be funnier and smarter ... It's the way friends make love to one another. - Annie Gottlieb

I'm suspicious of people who don't like dogs, but I trust a dog when it doesn't like a person. - Unknown

A man with a career can have no time to waste upon his wife and friends; he has to devote it wholly to his enemies. - John Hobbes

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner

My friend Sally is a nudist. I went to her house. The closets have no doors. The walls are covered with see-through wallpaper. - Steven Wright

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

Two may talk together under the same roof for many years, yet never really meet; and two others at first speech are old friends. - Mary Catherwood

We live, in fact, in a world starved for solitude, silence, and private: and therefore starved for meditation and true friendship. - C S Lewis

Dogs laugh, but the laugh with their tails. What puts man in a higher state of evolution is that he has got his laugh on the right end. - Max Eastman

Books are the quietest and most constant of friends; they are the most accessible and wisest of counselors, and the most patient of teachers. - Charles W. Eliot

I have long enjoyed the friendship and companionship of Republicans because I am by instinct a teacher, and I would like to teach them something. - Woodrow Wilson

I like a quiet evening with family or friends over, great food and great discussion, and a lot of laughter. That's really what fills my tank. - Anna Eshoo

The process of falling in love at first sight is as final as it is swift in such a case, but the growth of true friendship may be a lifelong affair. - Sarah O Jewett


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