Big Friends

The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher

A hard dog to keep on the porch. - Hillary Clinton

There is no friend as loyal as a book. - Ernest Hemingway

A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown

Friends don't let friends use Comic Sans. - Unknown

Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin

A good bone does not always come to a good dog. - French Proverb

Strangers are friends that you have yet to meet. - Roberta Lieberman

The bird a nest, the spider a web, man friendship. - William Blake

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - Steven Wright

A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat. - Erma Bombeck

The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Do I not destroy my enemies when I make them my friends? - Abraham Lincoln

Sometimes the cost of integrity is the loss of a friend. - Jack McDevitt

The best way to destroy an enemy is to make him a friend. - Abraham Lincoln

Hot Dog: The only animal that feeds the hand that bites it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Colliefornia: The American state that has gone to the dogs - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away. - Wilson Mizner

Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole. - Roger Caras

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman

We make more enemies by what we say than friends by what we do. - John C Collins

Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends. - Tom Waits

That's your best friend and your worst enemy - your own brain. - Fred Durst

It takes a year to make a friend, but you can lose one in an hour. - Chinese Proverb

A man must eat a peck of salt with his friend before he knows him. - Miguel De Cervantes

To like and dislike the same things, that is indeed true friendship. - Sallust

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P Jones

Don't abuse your friends and expect them to consider it criticism. - Ed Howe

Money can't buy you friends, but you can get a better class of enemy. - Spike Milligan

Friends, if we be honest with ourselves, we shall be honest with each other. - George Macdonald

There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate. - Linda Grayson

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself. - Josh Billings

He who sows courtesy reaps friendship, and he who plants kindness gathers love. - St. Basil of Caesarea

A friendship founded on business is better than a business founded on friendship. - John D Rockefeller

A filmmaker we almost lost to politics... my friend and colleague, Warren Beatty. - Jack Nicholson

Friendship needs no words - it is solitude delivered from the anguish of loneliness. - Dag Hammarskjold

Only choose in marriage a woman whom you would choose as a friend if she were a man. - Joseph Joubert

It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I always like to know everything about my new friends, and nothing about my old ones. - Oscar Wilde

True happiness consists not in the multitude of friends, but in the worth and choice. - Ben Jonson

A bad cold wouldn't be so annoying if it weren't for the advice of our friends. - Kin Hubbard

Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in. - Mark Twain

If you want to make peace, you don't talk to your friends. You talk to your enemies. - Moshe Dayan

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places. - Mark Twain

Don't make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans, or they'll treat you like dogs. - Martha Scott

No guest is so welcome in a friend's house that he will not become a nuisance after three days. - Plautus

Senescence begins
And middle-age ends,
The day your descendants
Outnumber your friends. - Ogden Nash

The older I grow, the more I realize that my mother is the best 'best friend' that I ever had. - Unknown

A true friend is the greatest of all blessings, and that which we take the least care of all to acquire. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

Family, religion, friendship... these are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. - Mr. Burns

A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked. - Bernard Meltzer

Friendship with one's self is all important, because without it one cannot be friends with anyone else in the world. - Eleanor Roosevelt

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

Happiness is being content with what you have, living in freedom and liberty, having a good family life and good friends. - Divyanka Tripathi

Crocodiles are easy. They try to kill you and eat you. People are harder. Sometimes they pretend to be your friend first. - Steve Irwin

The space in a needle's eye is sufficient for two friends, but the whole world is scarcely big enough to hold two enemies. - Solomon Ibn Gabirol

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they're not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they're not so bad. - Arnold H. Glasow

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner

The trout enjoys the river,
The whale enjoys the sea,
And dogs love most an old lamp-post,
But you're my cup of tea. - W H Auden

The greatest sweetener of human life is Friendship. To raise this to the highest pitch of enjoyment, is a secret which but few discover. - Joseph Addison

Wear a smile and have friends; wear a scowl and have wrinkles. What do we live for if not to make the world less difficult for each other? - George Eliot

Throw your dream into space like a kite, and you do not know what it will bring back: a new life, a new friend, a new love, a new country. - Anais Nin

Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash