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Friendship? Yes, please. - Charles Dickens

Chaos is a friend of mine. - Bob Dylan

The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher

A fat purse never lacks friends. - Unknown

Friends are the sunshine of life. - John Hay

Love is a friendship set to music. - Joseph Campbell

A friend in power is a friend lost. - Henry Adams

True friends stab you in the front. - Oscar Wilde

A friend's eye is a good mirror. - Irish Proverb

The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown

A friend is a present you give yourself. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Beware of your friends, not your enemies. - Yiddish Proverb

My friends have made the story of my life. - Helen Keller

Palate: What a cannibal did to his friend. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Silence is a true friend who never betrays. - Confucius

Good friends, like wine, get better with age. - Unknown

A mother is a daughter's first best friend. - Unknown

Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate. - Thomas Jones

My friend has false teeth - with braces on them. - Steven Wright

Pants: Something a dog does and a man steps into - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

This is the beginning of a beautiful friendship. - Casablanca

Ah, how good it feels! The hand of an old friend. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

You will always be my best friend - you know too much! - Unknown

A friend is someone with whom you dare to be yourself. - Frank Crane

What is a friend? A single soul dwelling in two bodies. - Aristotle

A journey is best measured in friends, rather than miles. - Tim Cahill

If you pity rogues you are no great friend to honest men. - Thomas Fuller

Eros will have naked bodies; Friendship naked personalities. - C S Lewis

It's the friends you can call up at 4:00 a.m. that matter. - Marlene Dietrich

Many friends have been lost by jest, but few have been gained. - Unknown

Elixir: What a dog does to his owner when she gives him a bone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The sweetest grapes are picked from the vineyard of friendship. - French Proverb

We make more enemies by what we say than friends by what we do. - John C Collins

Jackpot: When all the kids stay at friends' homes for the night - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

What a delight it is to make friends with someone you have despised! - Colette

We laugh, we cry, we make time fly. We are best friends, my mom and I. - Unknown

Tweeting is like sending out cool telegrams to your friends once a week. - Tom Hanks

Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. - Mark Twain

Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas

Prosperity is no just scale; adversity is the only balance to weigh friends. - Plutarch

Treat your friends as you do your pictures, and place them in their best light. - Jennie Jerome Churchill

What draws people to be friends is that they see the same truth. They share it. - C S Lewis

The best rule of friendship is to keep your heart a little softer than your head. - Unknown

Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in. - Mark Twain

If you want to make peace, you don't talk to your friends. You talk to your enemies. - Moshe Dayan

If two friends ask you to judge a dispute, don't accept, because you will lose one friend. - St. Augustine

Don't make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans, or they'll treat you like dogs. - Martha Scott

We all respect sincerity in our friends and acquaintances, but Hollywood is willing to pay for it. - Hattie McDaniel

No guest is so welcome in a friend's house that he will not become a nuisance after three days. - Plautus

There's a thing that keeps surprising you about stormy old friends after they die: their silence. - Ben Hecht

Obama and his attack dogs have nothing but hate and anger in their hearts and spew it whenever possible. - Donald Trump

I'm shy in person - so afraid to confess my love - I need a go-between - our mutual friend, the Moon. - John Geddes

America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair. - Arnold Toynbee

Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown

You must act in your friend's interest whether it pleases him or not; the object of love is to serve, not to win. - Woodrow Wilson

Whenever a man's friends begin to compliment him about looking young, he may be sure they think he is getting old. - Washington Irving

Happiness is being content with what you have, living in freedom and liberty, having a good family life and good friends. - Divyanka Tripathi

Crocodiles are easy. They try to kill you and eat you. People are harder. Sometimes they pretend to be your friend first. - Steve Irwin

My friend Sally is a nudist. I went to her house. The closets have no doors. The walls are covered with see-through wallpaper. - Steven Wright

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

If a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do. Think up something appropriate and do it. - Edgar Watson Howe

Dogs laugh, but the laugh with their tails. What puts man in a higher state of evolution is that he has got his laugh on the right end. - Max Eastman

Throw your dream into space like a kite, and you do not know what it will bring back: a new life, a new friend, a new love, a new country. - Anais Nin

Books are the quietest and most constant of friends; they are the most accessible and wisest of counselors, and the most patient of teachers. - Charles W. Eliot

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain


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