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All politics is local. - Thomas P O'Neil

Freedom is like oxygen. - Slavomir Rawicz

Diplomacy: Lying in state. - Oliver Herford

Don't vote; it only encourages them. - Unknown

Information is the currency of democracy. - Unknown

You campaign in poetry; you govern in prose. - Mario Cuomo

The only certain freedom's in departure. - Robert Frost

The best road to progress is freedom's road. - John F Kennedy

Freedom is nothing else but a chance to be better. - Albert Camus

The problem with political jokes is they get elected. - Henry Cate, VII

Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote. - George Jean Nathan

Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does. - Groucho Marx

Politics is too serious a matter to be left to the politicians. - Charles de Gaulle

I believe that truth is the glue that holds government together. - Gerald R. Ford

World War II was the last government program that really worked. - George Will

Democracy! Bah! When I hear that word I reach for my feather Boa. - Allen Ginsberg

The sad duty of politics is to establish justice in a sinful world. - Reinhold Niebuhr

Voters don't decide issues, they decide who will decide issues. - George Will

Democracy is being allowed to vote for the candidate you dislike least. - Robert Byrne

To say nothing, especially when speaking, is half the art of diplomacy. - Will Durant

Every woman dreams of her own political career and her own place in life. - Raisa M. Gorbachev

I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts. - Will Rogers

Bad politicians are sent to Washington by good people who don't vote. - William E. Simon

Idealism is the despot of thought, just as politics is the despot of will. - Mikhail Bakunin

The road to freedom must be uphill, even if it is arduous and frustrating. - Andrew Goodman

Politics is the art of choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith

No man is good enough to govern another man without that other's consent. - Abraham Lincoln

In a democracy the majority has every right to act as stupid as the minority. - Frank Dane

In the last analysis, our only freedom is the freedom to discipline ourselves. - Bernard Baruch

The only thing we learn from new elections is we learned nothing from the old. - American Proverb

The flood of money that gushes into politics today is a pollution of democracy. - Theodore White

Just living is not enough. One must have sunshine, freedom, and a little flower. - Hans Christian Andersen

A filmmaker we almost lost to politics... my friend and colleague, Warren Beatty. - Jack Nicholson

Either the government will be given to us or we shall seize it by marching on Rome. - Benito Mussolini

The trouble with free elections is that you never know how they are going to turn out. - Vyacheslav Molotov

Necessity is blind until it becomes conscious. Freedom is the consciousness of necessity. - Karl Marx

In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man; if you want anything done, ask a woman. - Margaret Thatcher

Democracy substitutes election by the incompetent many for appointment by the corrupt few. - George Bernard Shaw

Patriotism is supporting your country all the time and your government when it deserves it. - Mark Twain

Freedom in general may be defined as the absence of obstacles to the realization of desires. - Bertrand Russell

The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. - Thomas Jefferson

Government, even in its best state, is but a necessary evil; in its worst state, an intolerable one. - Thomas Paine

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown

I can remember when Democrats believed that it was the duty of America to fight for freedom over tyranny. - Zell Miller

I don't look for much to come out of government ownership as long as we have Democrats and Republicans. - Kin Hubbard

Politics is not the art of the possible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith

They say women talk too much. If you have worked in Congress you know that the filibuster was invented by men. - Clare Boothe Luce

The crime problem in New York is getting really serious. The other day the Statue of Liberty had both hands up. - Jay Leno

Harold MacMillan is a very intelligent man, who, as so often happens in politics, achieved supreme power too late. - Malcolm Muggeridge

There is a certain enthusiasm in liberty that makes human nature rise above itself, in acts of bravery and heroism. - Alexander Hamilton

In politics it is necessary either to betray one's country or the electorate. I prefer to betray the electorate. - Charles de Gaulle

Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin

Canada's political parties spend a few years in opposition and then govern as if it's permanent payback time. - Bob Rae

Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote. - Benjamin Franklin

I have wondered at times what the Ten Commandments would have looked like if Moses had run them through the US Congress. - Ronald Reagan

Freedom has many difficulties and democracy is not perfect. But we have never had to put a wall up to keep our people in. - John F Kennedy

I am sometimes a fox and sometimes a lion. The whole secret of government lies in knowing when to be the one or the other. - Napoleon Bonaparte

A democracy is a place where numerous elections are held at great cost without issues and with interchangeable candidates. - Gore Vidal

Man's capacity for justice makes democracy possible, but man's inclination to injustice makes democracy necessary. - Reinhold Niebuhr

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy. - Groucho Marx

Every country must be absolutely free to adopt the type of economic, political and social system that it considers convenient. - Fidel Castro

It was revealed in a government survey published today that the Prime Minister is doing the work of two men, Laurel and Hardy. - Ronnie Corbett

A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won't cross the street to vote in a national election. - Bill Vaughan

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire

Our future cannot depend on the government alone. The ultimate solutions lie in the attitudes and the actions of the American people. - Joe Biden


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