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Chicken: An egg factory - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Window Shopping: Eye browsing - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Never kick a cow chip on a hot day. - Will Rogers

Friccastewing a chicken on the hotplate - Archie Bunker

Vice-President: A cow's fifth teat. - Harry S Truman

I'm too drunk to taste this chicken. - Colonel Sanders

Tailor Shop: Last of the big-time menders - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Milk the cow but do not pull off the udder. - Greek Proverb

Inequality of knowledge is the key to a sale. - Neil O Gustafson

Why buy a cow if you can get the milk for free. - English Proverb

Eve: The first chicken to ruin a man's garden - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup. - Bob Hope

Leanardo De Cappuccino: Founder, coffee shop chain - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain

A man without a smiling face should not open a shop. - Chinese Proverb

Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. - Oscar Wilde

A shop should be like a song of which you never tire. - Harry Gordon Selfridge

Malaria: Several shopping centers close to each other - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

People who shop in health food stores never look healthy. - Amy Sedaris

The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. - Marcelene Cox

Mrs. O'Leary's cow is sorry, but Cleveland burned anyway. - Archie Bunker

Traditional methods of sales prospecting are grossly inefficient. - Jill Konrath

The cow is of the bovine ilk;
One end is moo, the other milk. - Ogden Nash

A good thing sells itself; a bad thing advertises itself for sale. - African Saying

All the good ideas I ever had came to me while I was milking a cow. - Grant Wood

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you didn't cook it! - Gordon Ramsay

If you want chicken soup, you've got to put a chicken in the pot. - Joe Segal

You should never hesitate to trade your cow for a handful of magic beans. - Tom Robbins

People don't buy for logical reasons. They buy for emotional reasons. - Zig Ziglar

Whoever said money can't buy happiness didn't know where to shop. - Gertrude Stein

The best comfort food will always be greens, cornbread, and fried chicken. - Maya Angelou

Yesterday I told a chicken to cross the road. It said, "what for?" - Steven Wright

Bargain Sale: A place where a woman can ruin one dress while she buys another - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I love my squirrel and dumplings, but you can make it with chicken and dumplings. - Kay Robertson

I am obsessed with Costco. I love the salmon and rotisserie chicken, the dog beds. - Kris Jenner

I'm so ugly I worked in a pet shop, and people kept asking how big I'd get. - Rodney Dangerfield

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

Please don't come to my garage sale if you've ever let me borrow something. - Mike Spears

My legs are so sore from the gym that I almost couldn't walk to the donut shop. - Bill Murray

My mother is no spring chicken although she has got as many chemicals in her as one. - Edna Everage

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it's tuna but it says chicken of the sea. - Jessica Simpson

Every sale has five basic obstacles: no need, no money, no hurry, no desire, no trust. - Zig Ziglar

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

I was in a sushi bar and it dawned on me - how could I discriminate between a cow and a fish? - Carre Otis

I unfortunately still crave chicken McNuggets and bacon, which is the meat candy of the world. - Katy Perry

I went to a garage sale. "How much for the garage?" "It's not for sale." - Steven Wright

My brother thinks he's a chicken.
We don't talk him out of it because we need the eggs. - Groucho Marx

To me, job titles don't matter. Everyone is in sales. It's the only way we stay in business. - Harvey Mackay

The chicken probably came before the egg because it is hard to imagine God wanting to sit on an egg. - Unknown

Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor. - Helen Rowland

I remember when the candle shop burned won. Everyone stood around singing "Happy Birthday." - Steven Wright

Everything is for sale in Hollywood; the fairy tale, the costume, the pumpkin, the footman and the mice. - Amanda Eliasch

I'm going to the Colonel next. I'm gonna get a big bucket of chicken chests and smashed potatoes. - Archie Bunker

If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow. - Celia Cruz

Too often, sales reps simply regurgitate their presentations and expect to land the sale. It doesn't work. - Harvey Mackay

Some wish to live within the sound of church or chapel bell; I want to run a rescue shop within a yard of hell. - C.T. Studd

People shop and learn in a whole new way compared to just a few years ago, so marketers need to adapt or risk extinction. - Brian Halligan

I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson

Hunters will tell you that a moose is a wily and ferocious forest creature. Nonsense. A moose is a cow drawn by a three-year-old. - Bill Bryson

I like a well-roasted rotisserie chicken and eggs cooked various ways like sunny-side up or scrambled. It's comfort food for me. - Joel Robuchion

The difference between involvement and commitment is like an eggs and ham breakfast: the chicken was involved, the pig was committed. - Unknown

Canada is like an old cow. The West feeds it. Ontario and Quebec milk it. And you can well imagine what it's doing in the Maritimes. - Tommy Douglas

Fall: The season when your wife buys new winter clothes so she will have something to wear when she goes out shopping for spring outfits - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin. - Dave Attell


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