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Bee Prepared For An Outage

I think I hear a buzzing noise in the electrical panel

Bee Prepared For An Outage thanks to Keith Blake

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Bee: A buzzy busybody. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Electrical degenerators - Archie Bunker

Buzz Saw: A honey of a tool. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Living is like licking honey off a thorn. - Unknown

Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee. - Muhammad Ali

Honeycomb: Hair styling tool used by bees - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

They should have a Barbie with a buzz cut. - Ellen DeGeneres

Life is a flower of which love is the honey. - Victor Hugo

With great power comes great electricity bill. - Unknown

Electricity is really just organized lightning. - George Carlin

BBS: Tall tales told by insects that give honey - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It just wouldn't be a picnic without the ants. - Unknown

Caution is not cowardice; even the ants march armed. - Uganda

It's not the years, honey. It's the mileage. - Indiana Jones

Hope is the only bee that makes honey without flowers. - Robert G Ingersoll

At high tide, fish eat ants; at low tide, ants eat fish. - Thai Saying

You catch more flies with honey than you do with vinegar. - Unknown

Ten Ants: The number of insects required to make a landlord - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you want to gather honey, don't kick over the beehive. - Dale Carnegie

A bumble bee is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor. - Unknown

Voltage: The era that began after the discovery of electricity - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Archive: Where the two bees stayed after Noah brought them aboard - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Britain's most useful role is somewhere between bee and dinosaur. - Harold MacMillan

Doubts are the ants in the pants of faith. They keep it awake and moving. - Frederick Buechner

Current Events: 1. What an electrician worries about; 2. Electric shocks. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Moderation, honey, in all things but love and chocolate. That's my motto. - Barbara Bretton

Bees are not as busy as we think they are. They jest can't buzz any slower. - Kin Hubbard

The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin

I shall make electricity so cheap that only the rich can afford to burn candles. - Thomas Edison

Sweet words are like honey, a little may refresh, but too much gluts the stomach. - Anne Bradstreet

If it weren't for electricity, we'd all be watching television by candlelight. - George Gobel

Even bees, the little almsmen of spring bowers, know there is richest juice in poison-flowers. - John Keats

Tart words make no friends: A spoonful of honey will catch more flies than a gallon of vinegar. - Benjamin Franklin

How little you know about the age you live in if you think that honey is sweeter than cash in hand. - Ovid

I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison. - WC Fields

There was a power outage at a department store yesterday. Twenty people were trapped on the escalators. - Steven Wright

What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bees and he told me about the butcher and my wife. - Rodney Dangerfield

I was training to be an electrician. I suppose I got wired the wrong way round somewhere along the line. - Elvis Presley

Enthusiasm is the electricity of life. How do you get it? You act enthusiastic until you make it a habit. - Gordon Parks

I don't like to hear cut and dried sermons. No - when I hear a man preach, I like to see him act as if he were fighting bees. - Abraham Lincoln

Woke up, it was a Chelsea morning, and the first thing that I knew
There was milk and toast and honey and a bowl of oranges, too. - Joni Mitchell

If I were a flower,
humming bird would be my favourite bee
And If I were blind,
the light of darkness I'd love to see - Munia Khan

Morals are not, like bacon, to be cured by hanging; nor, like wine, to be improved by sea voyages; nor, like honey, to be preserved in cells. - William Taylor

And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected. - Spike Milligan

This is a honeydew day. That is when you get a day off and the wife says, "Honey, do this," and "Honey, do that" around the house. - Jim Lemon


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