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The Beatles Before They Got Big

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Fame is the thirst of youth. - Lord Byron

Fashion should be stylish and fun. - Twiggy

Elitism: It's not for everyone. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Fame is the perfume of heroic deeds. - Socrates

A root is a flower that disdains fame. - Kahlil Gibran

It is better to be faithful than famous. - Theodore Roosevelt

Fame is proof that the people are gullible. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Fame is a fickle food upon a shifting plate. - Emily Dickinson

Fashion saves a lot more lives than doctors. - Bruno Gehard

There is no preparation for sudden celebrity. - Scarlett Johannson

Someday each of us will be famous for 15 minutes. - Andy Warhol

I base my fashion sense on what doesn't itch. - Gilda Radner

Famous men have the whole earth as their memorial. - Pericles

You're not famous until my mother has heard of you. - Jay Leno

I love being famous - it's almost like being white. - Chris Rock

I am old enough to know that a red carpet is just a rug. - Al Gore

The desire for fame is the last weakness wise men put off. - Tacitus

I used to look like a deer in headlights on the red carpet. - Emily Blunt

Classical music is music written by famous dead foreigners. - Arlene Heath

Fashion is something that goes in one year and out the other. - Denise Klahn

Fashion is what you adopt when you don't know who you are. - Quentin Crisp

I've always been famous, it's just no one knew it yet. - Lady Gaga

Fan Club: Weapon used by a celebrity to beat off too many fans - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Fame: The advantage of being known to those who do not know us. - Sebastien Chamfort

Rappers wear diamonds to compensate for a lack of fashion sense. - Asap Rocky

It is human nature to think wisely and act in an absurd fashion. - Anatole France

Fame usually comes to those who are thinking about something else. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Celebrity is the chastisement of merit and the punishment of talent. - Emily Dickinson

'If only' are the famous last words of those who weren't. - Unknown

The man who wakes up and finds himself famous hasn't been asleep. - Unknown

Fame was like a drug. But what was even more like a drug were the drugs. - Homer Simpson

Figuring out what the next big trend is tells us what we should focus on. - Mark Zuckerberg

Silence is the element in which great things fashion themselves together. - Thomas Carlyle

Celebrity was a long time in coming; it will go away. Everything goes away. - Carol Burnett

A sign of celebrity is that his name is often worth more than his services. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Martyrdom is the only way in which a man can become famous without ability. - George Bernard Shaw

Nothing arouses ambition so much as the trumpet clang of another's fame. - Baltasar Gracian

Fashion's not about looking back. It's always about looking forward. - Anna Wintour

Fame is only good for one thing - they will cash your check in a small town. - Truman Capote

Don't wear what fashion designers tell you to wear. Wear what they wear. - Tina Fey

The woman who can create her own job is the one who will win fame and fortune. - Amelia Earhart

If we'd known we were going to be the Beatles, we'd have tried harder. - George Harrison

I don't follow trends. I make each cake for a particular wedding, or event. - Ron Ben-Israel

Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other. - Erma Bombeck

Fame is a vapor; popularity an accident; the only earthly certainty is oblivion. - Mark Twain

John Wooden was a hall of fame character long before he was a hall of fame coach. - John C Maxwell

A bear can juggle and stand on a ball and he's talented, but he's not famous. - Kim Kardashian

Mirror: A truthful reflector shunned by vampires, hypocrites and aging fashion models - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A celebrity is anyone who looks like he spends more than two hours working on his hair. - Steve Martin

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months. - Oscar Wilde

Gaming goes in trends, and for a bit of a too-long stretch, it focused on huge productions. - Markus Persson

It isn't necessary to be rich and famous to be happy. It's only necessary to be rich. - Alan Alda

People hate me because I am a multifaceted, talented, wealthy, internationally famous genius. - Jerry Lewis

I have been very happy, very rich, very beautiful, much adulated, very famous, and very unhappy. - Brigitte Bardot

Artists are blessed to travel all over the world. They see the trends before they even come out. - Tina Knowles

Fame is not the glory! Virtue is the goal, and fame only a messenger, to bring more to the fold. - Vanna Bonta

The nice thing about being a celebrity is that if you bore people they think it's their fault. - Henry Kissinger

Talent is God-given. Be humble. Fame is man-given. Be thankful. Conceit is self-given. Be careful. - Harvey Mackay

Not everybody can be famous. But everybody can be great, because greatness is determined by service. - Martin Luther King Jr.

I don't think I'm a celebrity. I'm just a guy from east Texas who loves cars and airplanes. - Carroll Shelby

Everybody should get rich and famous and do everything they ever dreamed of so they can see that it's not the answer. - Jim Carrey

A kind of banalization of celebrity has occurred: we are now offered an instant, ready-to-mix fame as nutritious as packet soup. - J G Ballard

Some men's ambition is art, some men's ambition is fame, some men's ambition is gold. My ambition is the souls of men. - William Booth

Reporter to Beatles during their first US tour: "How do you find America?"
Ringo Starr: "Turn left at Greenland." - Ringo Starr

With so much to be aware of, awareness bracelets have reverted to signifying nothing more than color itself. Idealism has devolved into fashion. - Timothy Noah


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