Barely Runs

Never insult anyone by accident. - Robert A. Heinlein

Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

Vanguard: A person who protects trucks - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Reading can seriously damage your ignorance. - Unknown

Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident. - Mark Twain

Download: Gettin' the firewood off the pickup - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Substance is not enough, accident is also required. - Greek Proverb

Stardom isn't a profession, it's an accident. - Lauren Bacall

Giving never happens by accident. It's always intentional. - Amy Grant

A real New Yorker likes the sound of a garbage truck in the morning. - R.L. Stine

If an Englishman gets run down by a truck he apologizes to the truck. - Jackie Mason

LAN: To borrow as in, 'Hey Delbert! LAN me yore truck.'” - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Pickup artist: An artist whose specialty is painting pictures of trucks - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Happiness is an accident of nature, a beautiful and flawless aberration. - Pat Conroy

Window: 1. A looking-out glass; 2. Place in the truck to hang your guns. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I aimed at the public's heart and by accident I hit it in the stomach. - Upton Sinclair

You ain't going nowhere, son. You ought to go back to driving a truck. - Jim Denny

I see religion more as a truck stop on your way to figuring out who you are. - Brad Pitt

I want people to think through issues. I'm just tired of blind alignment. - Joel Salatin

Fame is a vapor; popularity an accident; the only earthly certainty is oblivion. - Mark Twain

Building a visionary company requires one percent vision and 99 percent alignment. - Jim Collins

Let's not burn the universities yet. After all, the damage they do might be worse. - H L Mencken

When I got outta High School I was driving a truck. I was just a poor boy from Memphis. - Elvis Presley

Integrity is making sure that the things you say and the things you do are in alignment. - Katrina Mayer

To be born free is an accident; to live free a responsibility; to die free is an obligation. - Mrs. Hubbard Davis

Growing up, I'd just be at home, playing tennis, spending my allowance on an ice-cream truck. - Venus Williams

The greatest pleasure I know is to do a good action by stealth, and to have it found out by accident. - Charles Lamb

Everything's challenging for me, singing-wise. I'm like an old truck with one gear left on it. - Michael McDonald

Unlucky: Crossing the street to avoid walking under a ladder and getting hit by a truck full of horseshoes - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen

Truck Driver: 1. A man who has the opportunity to run into so many nice people; 2. A guy who goes the route. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The most ineffective workers are systematically moved to the place where they can do the least damage: management. - Scott Adams

Competition can damage self-esteem, create anxiety, and lead to cheating and hurt feelings. But so can romantic love. - Mariah Burton Nelson

More than anything else, prayer enables you to see your own heart and brings you into alignment with God's heart. - Ravi Zacharias

It's a sad day when you find out that it's not accident or fortune but just yourself that kept things from you. - Lillian Hellman

Lawyers were notorious for finding cases in the most unlikely places, especially ones with huge potential damage awards. - Jodi Picoult

When you live your life by poor standards, you inflict damage on everyone who crosses your path, especially those you love. - Jordan Belfort

Dubmerol: When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously low IQ, resulting in enjoyment of country music and pickup trucks - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

She ran after the garbage truck yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?"
The driver said, "No, jump in!" - Red Skelton

Jawjuh: (Southern) A highly flammable state just north of Florida. Usage: "My brother from Jawjuh bard my pickup truck." - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It's not what we don't know that hurts us, people say. It's what we believe is true that isn't that does the damage. - Melody Beattie

Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket, or a holding pattern over Philadelphia. - Judith Viorst

Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele