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Autumn Walk

Walking through nature's colourful scenery

Autumn Walk thanks to Keith Blake

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Hope is a force of nature. - Jim Butcher

Choose only one master, Nature. - Rembrandt

Heista La Vista: Steal a panorama - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The poetry of earth is never dead. - John Keats

There is no forgiveness in nature. - Ugo Betti

By nature, men love newfangledness. - Geoffrey Chaucer

Nature to be commanded must be obeyed. - Francis Bacon

The mountains are calling and I must go. - John Muir

A father is a banker provided by nature. - French Proverb

Nature provides exceptions to every rule. - Margaret Fuller

A lawn is nature under totalitarian rule. - Michael Pollan

Nature creates nothing without a purpose. - Aristotle

Every flower is a soul blossoming in nature. - Gerard De Nuewal

Time is given us to use in view of eternity. - Harry Ironside

Disease is the retribution of outraged nature. - Hosea Ballou

Adopt the pace of nature. Her secret is patience. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Nature never did betray the heart that loved her. - William Wordsworth

Where is human nature so weak as in the bookstore? - Henry Ward Beecher

Like water, we are truest to our nature in repose. - Cyril Connolly

Heaven is under our feet as well as over our heads. - Henry David Thoreau

Chocolate is nature's way of making up for Mondays. - Unknown

It is a human nature to think wisely and act foolishly. - Anatole France

I always have an optimistic view, no matter what it is. - Stephen Curry

Men are not afraid of things, but of how they view them. - Epictetus

Art in nature is rhythmic and has a horror of constraint. - Robert Delaunay

Nature is pleased with simplicity. And nature is no dummy. - Isaac Newton

I was born a slave, but nature gave me a soul of a free man. - Toussaint Louverture

I can see myself before myself - a being through dark scenery. - Dejan Stojanovic

Nature seems to have implanted gratitude in all living creatures. - Samuel Johnson

Nature Lover: A person who, when treed by a bear, enjoys the view - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Ugliness is a point of view; an ulcer is wonderful to a pathologist. - Austin O'Malley

A really well made buttonhole is the only link between art and nature. - Oscar Wilde

Who would dare assign to art the sterile function of imitating nature? - Charles Baudelaire

Light is the greatest disinfectant in nature and also in organizations. - Stephen Covey

Autumn is mellower, and what we lost in flowers, we more than gain in fruits. - Samuel Butler

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo. - Al Gore

Mankind, since the improvement of cookery, eats twice as much as nature requires. - Benjamin Franklin

Only the brace know how to forgive. A coward never forgave; it is not in his nature. - Laurence Sterne

I not only think we tamper with Mother Nature, I think that Mother Nature wants us to. - Willard Gatlin

There are other ways of recognizing the existence of God, through nature for instance. - Billy Graham

A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous. - Ingrid Bergman

Beautiful young people are accidents of nature, but beautiful old people are works of art. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Never desert your own line of talent. Be what nature intended you for, and you will succeed. - Sydney Smith

Like all refugees, I am imprinted with the nature of loss and the necessity for reinvention. - Adrienne Clarkson

The least movement is of importance to all nature. The entire ocean is affected by a pebble. - Blaise Pascal

Like a great poet, nature knows how to produce the greatest effects with the most limited means. - Heinrich Heine

The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient, whilst Mother Nature takes care of the cure. - Voltaire

It is only the farmer who faithfully plants seeds in the Spring, who reaps a harvest in the Autumn. - B C Forbes

By its very nature the beautiful is isolated from everything else. From beauty no road leads to reality. - Hannah Arendt

Such is the irresistible nature of truth that all it asks, and all it wants, is the liberty of appearing. - Thomas Paine

It is a brief period of life that is granted us by nature, but the memory of a well-spent life never dies. - Cicero

Action is the highest perfection and drawing forth of the utmost power, vigor, and acitivty of man's nature. - Robert South

Perhaps our eyes need to be washed by our tears once in a while, so that we can see life with a clearer view again. - Alex Tan

No man should bring children into the world who is unwilling to persevere to the end in their nature and education. - Plato

Menopause: because nature decided that pregnancy, labor, delivery, breastfeeding, and stretch marks wasn't enough. - Unknown

At twilight, nature is not without loveliness, though perhaps its chief use is to illustrate quotations from the poets. - Oscar Wilde

Plant seeds of happiness, hope, success, and love; it will all come back to you in abundance. This is the law of nature. - Steve Maraboli

A convention is a splendid place to study human nature. Man in a crowd is quite a different creature than man acting alone. - William Jennings Bryan

I love to think of nature as an unlimited broadcasting station, through which God speaks to us every hour, if we will only tune in. - George Washington Carver

Nature is one of the most underutilized treasures in life. It has the power to unburden hearts and reconnect to that inner place of peace. - Janice Anderson

Physics investigates the essential nature of the world, and biology describes a local bump. Human psychology describes a bump on the bump. - Willard Quine

Men may change their climate, but they cannot change their nature. A man that goes out a fool cannot ride or sail himself into common sense. - Joseph Addison

Miracle: An act or event out of the order of nature and unaccountable, as beating a normal hand of four kings and an ace with four aces and a king. - Ambrose Bierce

When you are called to a sick man, be sure you know what the matter is — if you do not know, nature can do a great deal better than you can guess. - Nicholas de Belleville

Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown


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