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All Day For Naught

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All Day For Naught thanks to Chris Kane

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When you win, nothing hurts. - Joe Namath

Youth is wasted on the young. - George Bernard Shaw

A wise man once said nothing. - Unknown

Nothing will work unless you do. - Maya Angelou

When nothing goes right... go left. - Unknown

When nothing is going right, go left. - Unknown

Time you enjoy wasting was not wasted. - John Lennon

Nothing can be produced out of nothing. - Diogenes Laertius

Nothing happens unless at first a dream. - Carl Sandburg

Of those who say nothing, few are silent. - Thomas Neill

There is nothing permanent except change. - Heraclitus

Life is either a daring adventure or nothing. - Helen Keller

Nothing succeeds like the appearance of success. - Christopher Lasch

There is no such thing as something for nothing. - Napoleon Hill

There is little you can learn from doing nothing. - Zig Ziglar

Make voyages! Attempt them! There's nothing else. - Tennessee Williams

It is difficult to keep quiet if you have nothing to do. - Arthur Schopenhauer

Nothing is really lost until your Mom can't find it. - Unknown

Normal is nothing more than a cycle on a washing machine. - Whoopi Goldberg

Life without books, chocolate and coffee is just useless. - Nadun Lokuliyanage

Sympathy is never wasted except when you give it to yourself. - Unknown

There is nothing either good or bad, but thinking makes it so. - William Shakespeare

There is nothing more important than appearing to be religious. - Niccolo Machiavelli

Nothing that you have not given away will ever be really yours. - C S Lewis

Reality can be lost when reason and language have been violated. - Ravi Zacharias

Nothing spoils a romance so much as a sense of humor in the woman. - Oscar Wilde

There is nothing, nothing, more sad than a surfer who used to surf. - Unknown

Loss is nothing else but change, and change is Nature's delight. - Marcus Aurelius

With the past, I have nothing to do; nor with the future. I live now. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Freedom (n.): To ask nothing. To expect nothing. To depend on nothing. - Ayn Rand

Even when they have nothing, the Irish emit a kind of happiness, a joy. - Fiona Shaw

The most wasted of all our days are those in which we have not laughed. - Sebastien Chamfort

A socialist is someone who has nothing and wants to divide it with you. - Unknown

I cannot hold onto grudges. It's a waste of energy, a waste of time. - Phil Anselmo

Doing nothing is very hard to do - you never know when you're finished. - Leslie Nielsen

The sign said "eight items or less." So I changed my name to Les. - Steven Wright

There was nothing in the dark that wasn't there when the lights were on. - Rod Serling

The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work. - Emile Zola

Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard

I am the wisest man alive, for I know one thing, and that is that I know nothing. - Socrates

Nothing is wrong with California that a rise in the ocean level wouldn't cure. - Ross MacDonald

Time is the scarcest resource and unless it is managed nothing else can be managed. - Peter F Drucker

I personally think we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain. - Jane Wagner

He is useless on top of the ground; he ought to be under it, inspiring the cabbages. - Mark Twain

I always like to know everything about my new friends, and nothing about my old ones. - Oscar Wilde

There's nothing like a two-hour tax appointment to make you question your career. - Shawn Hitchins

And what is better than wisdom? Woman. And what is better than a good woman? Nothing. - Geoffrey Chaucer

It's better to do nothing with your money than something you don't understand. - Suze Orman

It is the trade of lawyers to question everything, yield nothing, and talk by the hour. - Thomas Jefferson

Nothing in the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity. - Martin Luther King Jr.

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones

More persons, on the whole, are humbugged by believing in nothing than by believing in too much. - P.T. Barnum

If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank. - Woody Allen

The key to a long and healthy marriage is that, honestly, there's nothing worth fighting about. - Jay Leno

Death is nothing to us, since when we are, death has not come, and when death has come, we are not. - Epicurus

Your own mind is a sacred enclosure into which nothing harmful can enter except by your permission. - Arnold Bennett

Nothing is harder to direct than a man in prosperity; nothing more easily managed than one in adversity. - Plutarch

A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent doing nothing. - George Bernard Shaw

Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you are aboard, there is nothing you can do about it. - Golda Meir

If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything very innovative. - Woody Allen

Let nothing disturb thee,
Let nothing affright thee,
All things are passing,
God changeth never. - Teresa of Ávila

The man who has nothing to boast of but his illustrious ancestry is like the potato - the best part under ground. - Thomas Overbury

What would you do if you were stuck in one place and every day was exactly the same, and nothing you did mattered? - Bill Murray

Politics is the only business where doing nothing other than making the other guy look bad is an acceptable outcome. - Mark Warner

The strongest people are not those who show strength in front of us but those who win battles we know nothing about. - Unknown

There is nothing like returning to a place that remains unchanged to find the ways in which you yourself have altered. - Nelson Mandela

When we criticize another person, it says nothing about that person; it merely says something about our own need to be critical. - Richard Carlson

To win back my youth... There is nothing I wouldn't do - except take exercise, get up early, or be a useful member of the community. - Oscar Wilde

Abundance and vigor of automatic movements are desirable, and even a considerable degree of restlessness is a good sign in young children. - G Stanley Hall

Mathematicians are like Frenchmen: whatever you say to them they translate into their own language and forthwith it is something entirely different. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe


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