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Don't judge your taco by its price. - Hunter S. Thompson

American cheese is the perfect soft taco. - Wylie Dufresne

Why is there an expiration date on sour cream? - George Carlin

I don't believe in dining on an empty stomach. - WC Fields

God is always on the side of the heaviest battalions. - Voltaire

God is always on the side of the strongest battalion. - Voltaire

Fancy Restaurant: One that serves cold soup on purpose - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It is better to err on the side of initiative than inactivity. - B C Forbes

Her face looked like something on the menu in a seafood restaurant. - Woody Allen

The winds and waves are always on the side of the ablest navigators. - Edward Gibbon

You cannot come to a Nigerian restaurant without having pepper soup. - Ben Okri

I'll have a "Cafe Mocha Vodka Valium Latte" to go, please. - Unknown

The winds and the waves are always on the side of the ablest navigators. - Edward Gibbon

It is the job of thinking people not to be on the side of the executioners. - Albert Camus

The question is this: Is man an ape or an angel? I am on the side of the angels. - Benjamin Disraeli

Whenever you find you are on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. - Mark Twain

If not for me being stoned and clinging to a taco, it would have been terribly romantic. - Richelle Mead

The guy went into the Capitol under the dome and was sellin' the teapots on the side. - Archie Bunker

The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going. - George Carlin

Of course I have played outdoor games. I once played dominoes in an open air cafe in Paris. - Oscar Wilde

Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor. - Helen Rowland

I want the pilot flying me up in the air at 30,000 feet to make more than a guy working at Taco Bell. - Michael Moore

I had a meal last night. I ordered everything in French - surprised everybody, it was a Chinese restaurant. - Tommy Cooper

I went to a fancy French restaurant called "Deja Vu." The headwaiter said, "Don't I know you?" - Steven Wright

I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time". So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. - Steven Wright

A burrito is a delicious food item that breaks down all social barriers and leads to temporary spiritual enlightenment. - Lisi Harrison

The disparity between a restaurant's price and food quality rises in direct proportion to the size of the pepper mill. - Bryan Miller

We have a rule that if you check in code, you have to maintain it. So I mostly code on the side. I don't check in code anymore. - Mark Zuckerberg

Eating a tuna roll at a sushi restaurant should be considered no more environmentally benign than driving a Hummer or harpooning a manatee. - Daniel Pauly

Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship.
She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays. - Red Skelton

Cannibal: 1. One who is fed up with people; 2. A person who walks into a restaurant and orders a waiter; 3. One who loves his fellow man with gravy. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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