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Doubtful prayer is no prayer at all. - John Calvin

Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

Prayer is a long rope with a strong hold. - Harriet Beecher Stowe

Inspiration exists, but it must find you working. - Pablo Picasso

More things are wrought by prayer than this world dreams of. - Alfred Tennyson

I've been on a calendar, but I've never been on time. - Marilyn Monroe

Prayer is the inheritance we receive and the legacy we leave. - Mark Batterson

When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it. - Sigmund Freud

No one was ever great without some portion of divine inspiration. - Cicero

I think in terms of the day's resolutions, not the year's. - Henry Moore

Reality: The leading cause of stress among those in touch with it. - Lily Tomlin

Every man regards his own life as the New Year’s Eve of time. - Jean Paul Richter

Prayer is when you talk to God; meditation is when you listen to God. - Diana Robinson

The calendar was a mathematical progression with arbitrary surprises. - Paul Scott

And now we welcome the new year. Full of things that have never been. - Rainer M. Rilke

Too much homework can cause stress, depression and even lower grades. - Unknown

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. - Thomas Edison

Stress is nothing more than a socially acceptable form of mental illness. - Richard Carlson

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

Don't focus on regrets; find your inspiration in what you can do now. - Catherine Pulsifer

A diamond is just a piece of coal that handles stress exceptionally well. - Unknown

Inspiration at its best means breath, and only too frequently means wind. - G K Chesterton

You pray for the hungry. Then you feed them. That's how prayer works. - Pope Francis

Sometimes it's the people you can't help who inspire you the most. - Melinda Gates

We have to make our inspiration first before our inspiration can build us. - Sanjive K Sharma

I deepen my experience of God through prayer, meditation, and forgiveness. - Marianne Williamson

Never tell your resolution beforehand, or it's twice as onerous a duty. - John Selden

The calendar and the clock are all set by football season and the off-season. - Tom Coughlin

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret

Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer. - Mark Twain

Yesterday was not your defining moment. The calendar moved forward; why not you? - Steve Maraboli

A New Year's resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other. - Unknown

Inspiration responds to our attentiveness in various and sometimes unexpected ways. - Wayne W Dyer

Use your imagination not to scare yourself to death but to inspire yourself to life. - Adele Brookman

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

One resolution I have made, and try always to keep, is this: To rise above the little things. - John Burroughs

The best leaders inspire others to harness their utmost potential to benefit the common good. - Peter Tormey

If you have a mom, there is nowhere you are likely to go where a prayer has not already been. - Robert Brault

Every time you tear a leaf off a calendar, you present a new place for new ideas and progress. - Charles Kettering

It is important to understand that it is a prayer life that builds character that honours God. - Ravi Zacharias

Words can inspire, thoughts can provoke, but only action truly brings you closer to your dreams. - Brad Sugars

I think of inspiration as desire infused with spirit and topped with an almost reckless optimism. - Fred White

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

Hope smiles from the threshold of the year to come, whispering, "It will be happier..." - Alfred Tennyson

Prayer is the difference between seeing with our physical eyes and seeing with our spiritual eyes. - Mark Batterson

You have to calendar time for yourself even if you have no idea what you're going to do with it. - Susie Bright

But can one still make resolutions when one is over forty? I live according to twenty-year-old habits. - Andre Gide

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

The friend that always finds time to spend with you without consulting his or her calendar is a true friend. - Ellen J. Barrier

The Irish Catholic side was married to the life of an actor and I found out acting could be a form of prayer. - Liam Neeson

Many years ago I resolved never to bother with New Year's resolutions, and I've stuck with it ever since. - Dave Beard

Be ruthless about your calendar - stick to it, hell or high water but create space for unstructured time as well. - Arjun Arora

An individual starts off by facing his problem with resolution, but a convention saves the resolution for the end. - Unknown

Transformation also means looking for ways to stop pushing yourself so hard professionally or inviting so much stress. - Gail Sheehy

I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule

From New Year's on the outlook brightens; good humor lost in a mood of failure returns. I resolve to stop complaining. - Leonard Bernstein

I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: 'O Lord make my enemies ridiculous.' And God granted it. - Voltaire

Without inspiration the best powers of the mind remain dormant. There is a fuel in us which needs to be ignited with sparks. - Johann Gottfried Von Herder

There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet. - Randy Pausch

The calendar of the Theocracy of Muntab counts down, not up. No-one knows why, but it might not be a good idea to hang around and find out. - Terry Pratchett

Bill Gates has always been a mentor and inspiration for me even before I knew him. Just growing up, I admired how Microsoft was mission-focused. - Mark Zuckerberg

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken

All my life, I have been a celebrant of Halloween. For me, it is the most important day of the year, the turning point in the old pagan calendar. - John Burnside

What is a prayer? Prayer is sending blessing to all. Prayer is sending your compassion to all. Prayer is creating an antidote of negative thoughts. - Osho


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