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Doubtful prayer is no prayer at all. - John Calvin

Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

Prayer - the last refuge of a scoundrel. - Homer Simpson

Inspiration and genius - one and the same. - Victor Hugo

Tomorrow is only found in the calendar of fools. - Og Mandino

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

Prayer does not change God, but it changes him who prays. - Soren Kierkegaard

More things are wrought by prayer than this world dreams of. - Alfred Tennyson

Prayer is the inheritance we receive and the legacy we leave. - Mark Batterson

When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it. - Sigmund Freud

We must have a pie. Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man? - Homer Simpson

Prayer is when you talk to God; meditation is when you listen to God. - Diana Robinson

The calendar was a mathematical progression with arbitrary surprises. - Paul Scott

Too much homework can cause stress, depression and even lower grades. - Unknown

Leaders inspire. They aren't assigned leadership. They command it. - Dr. Phil McGraw

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner

I don't wait for the calendar to figure out when I should live life. - Gene Simmons

Inspiration at its best means breath, and only too frequently means wind. - G K Chesterton

You pray for the hungry. Then you feed them. That's how prayer works. - Pope Francis

Life is not dated merely by years. Events are sometimes the best calendars. - Benjamin Disraeli

God will never give you anything you can't handle, so don't stress. - Kelly Clarkson

Start an editorial calendar that everyone involved in your blog can access. - Kristi Hines

The calendar and the clock are all set by football season and the off-season. - Tom Coughlin

And all things, whatsoever ye shall ask in prayer, believing, ye shall receive. - Matthew 21:22

Ethics and equity and the principles of justice do not change with the calendar. - D.H. Lawrence

Stress depletes willpower, which diminishes your ability to control those emotions. - Roy F Baumeister

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

The best leaders incentivize, inspire and empower their teams to be creative and innovative. - Michael Bloomberg

You are only one prayer away from a dream fulfilled, a promise kept, or a miracle performed. - Mark Batterson

One resolution I have made, and try always to keep, is this: To rise above the little things. - John Burroughs

Every time you tear a leaf off a calendar, you present a new place for new ideas and progress. - Charles Kettering

It is important to understand that it is a prayer life that builds character that honours God. - Ravi Zacharias

Instead of letting your hardships and failures discourage or exhaust you, let them inspire you. - Michelle Obama

In times of great stress or adversity, plow your anger and your energy into something positive. - Lee Iacocca

Don't be fooled by the calendar. There are only as many days in the year as you make use of. - Charles Richards

I think of inspiration as desire infused with spirit and topped with an almost reckless optimism. - Fred White

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

Hope smiles from the threshold of the year to come, whispering, "It will be happier..." - Alfred Tennyson

Prayer is the difference between seeing with our physical eyes and seeing with our spiritual eyes. - Mark Batterson

You have to calendar time for yourself even if you have no idea what you're going to do with it. - Susie Bright

The function of prayer is not to influence God, but rather to change the nature of the one who prays. - Soren Kierkegaard

I really do believe that God is love, one of deep affection and grace and forgiveness and inspiration. - William P Young

To give pleasure to a single heart by a single kind act is better than a thousand head-bowings in prayer. - Saadi

The friend that always finds time to spend with you without consulting his or her calendar is a true friend. - Ellen J. Barrier

I refuse to believe in three things: cash, clock, and calendar. You should never be enslaved by these three. - Sharad Sagar

You should run your life not by the calendar but how you feel, and what you're interests are and ambitions. - John Glenn

Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to. - Bill Vaughan

An optimist stays up until midnight to see the New Year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves. - Bill Vaughan

More than anything else, prayer enables you to see your own heart and brings you into alignment with God's heart. - Ravi Zacharias

I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule

New Year's Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time. - James Agate

I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: 'O Lord make my enemies ridiculous.' And God granted it. - Voltaire

Prayer gives a man the opportunity of getting to know a gentleman he hardly ever meets. I do not mean his maker, but himself. - William R Inge

The more difficulties one has to encounter, within and without, the more significant and the higher in inspiration his life will be. - Horace Bushnell

When nature is my inspiration and subject, I am witness to an extraordinary range of color and every imaginable atmospheric condition. - Karen Casey

Prayer and the Bible became a part of my everyday thoughts and beliefs. I learned to put my trust in God and to seek Him as my strength. - Rosa Parks

Average leaders raise the bar on themselves; good leaders raise the bar for others; great leaders inspire others to raise their own bar. - Orrin Woodward

The calendar of the Theocracy of Muntab counts down, not up. No-one knows why, but it might not be a good idea to hang around and find out. - Terry Pratchett

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken

All my life, I have been a celebrant of Halloween. For me, it is the most important day of the year, the turning point in the old pagan calendar. - John Burnside

To be a champion, you have to learn to handle stress and pressure. But if you've prepared mentally and physically, you don't have to worry. - Harvey Mackay

New Year's Day ... now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual. - Mark Twain


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