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Who picks your clothes? - Stevie Wonder

Fashion should be stylish and fun. - Twiggy

Integrity never goes out of style. - Jim George

Lawsuits: Clothes worn by an attorney - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Religions change; beer and wine remain. - Hervey Allen

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. - Unknown

Beer. Now there's a temporary solution. - Homer Simpson

Fashion saves a lot more lives than doctors. - Bruno Gehard

Motivation is when your dreams put on work clothes. - Milton Berle

Ah, beer, my one weakness. My Achilles heel, if you will. - Homer Simpson

Punk is defined by an attitude rather than a musical style. - David Byrne

What two ideas are more inseparable than Beer and Britannia? - Sydney Smith

Fashion is something that goes in one year and out the other. - Denise Klahn

If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style. - Quentin Crisp

A meal of bread, cheese, and beer constitutes the perfect food. - Queen Elizabeth I

A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes. - Joseph Addison

Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance. - Sam Brown

Figuring out what the next big trend is tells us what we should focus on. - Mark Zuckerberg

Be stubbornly committed to your team, but flexible in your leadership style. - Jo Miller

I don't follow trends. I make each cake for a particular wedding, or event. - Ron Ben-Israel

When I get a little money, I buy books. If any is left, I buy food and clothes. - Erasmus

In matters of style, swim with the current. In matters of principle, stand like a rock. - Thomas Jefferson

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months. - Oscar Wilde

Fine clothes are good only as they supply the want of other means of procuring respect. - Samuel Johnson

An Irishman after trying American beer for the first time: "Put it back in the horse!" - Unknown

Keep your eye out for hot topics and trends. The media is constantly looking for timely stories. - Jim Kukral

With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. - Candice Olson

Fashion is free speech, and one of the privileges, if not always one of the pleasures, of a free world. - Alison Lurie

Biographies are but the clothes and buttons of the man. The biography of the man himself cannot be written. - Mark Twain

The whole trend and quality of anyone's life is determined in the long run by the choices that are made. - Norman Vincent Peale

Have you ever taken anything out of the clothes basket because it had become, relatively, the cleaner thing? - Katherine Whitehorn

She wore far too much rouge last night and not quite enough clothes. That is always a sign of despair in a woman. - Oscar Wilde

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

Bruce Lee's fast pace, Jet Li's pretty style and Jet Li's acrobatics combine with Muay Thai for my own style. - Tony Jaa

Not all chemicals are bad. Without hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. - Dave Barry

I'm always interested in finding the new trend. If you love pizza every day, after 22 years of eating pizza, you want to try sushi. - Jean Pigozzi

In composing, as a general rule, run your pen through every other word you have written; you have no idea what vigor it will give your style. - Sydney Smith

With so much to be aware of, awareness bracelets have reverted to signifying nothing more than color itself. Idealism has devolved into fashion. - Timothy Noah

Style used to be an interaction between the human soul and tools that were limiting. In the digital era, it will have to come from the soul alone. - Jaron Lanier

If you sang "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall" and counted all the numbers mentioned throughout the entire song, it would add up to 14,850. - Joe-kster


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