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Your Fly Is Down thanks to Keith Blake

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Payday came and with it beer. - Rudyard Kipling

Uniform: Sheep's clothing - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I work until beer o'clock. - Stephen King

Style is the dress of thoughts. - Lord Chesterfield

Fashion should be stylish and fun. - Twiggy

Integrity never goes out of style. - Jim George

Fashions change, but style is forever. - Unknown

Religions change; beer and wine remain. - Hervey Allen

Blue Jeans: Very depressed chromosomes. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. - Unknown

Beer. Now there's a temporary solution. - Homer Simpson

Fashion saves a lot more lives than doctors. - Bruno Gehard

Draft Dodger: Someone who avoids beer on tap. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Fashion can be bought. Style one must possess. - Edna Woolman Chase

Do not let people form your own style for you. - Mon Levchenkova

Diets, like clothes, should be tailored to you. - Joan Rivers

Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world. - Jack Nicholson

Problems are only opportunities in work clothes. - Henry J Kaiser

I base my fashion sense on what doesn't itch. - Gilda Radner

Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes. - Henry David Thoreau

Motivation is when your dreams put on work clothes. - Milton Berle

Next time you give your clothes away, stay in them. - Henny Youngman

Tirade: A trip to the clothing store to steal neckwear - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Honeymoon Sandwich: Just lettuce alone, with no dressing - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Ah, beer, my one weakness. My Achilles heel, if you will. - Homer Simpson

The two things children wear out are clothes and parents. - Unknown

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. - Benjamin Franklin

Finding your style is like putting puzzle pieces together. - Lara Spencer

Punk is defined by an attitude rather than a musical style. - David Byrne

What two ideas are more inseparable than Beer and Britannia? - Sydney Smith

If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style. - Quentin Crisp

Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke

I never drank anything stronger than beer before I was twelve. - WC Fields

Women's Clothes: Go to extremes, but seldom to extremities - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A meal of bread, cheese, and beer constitutes the perfect food. - Queen Elizabeth I

Faddict: Someone who has to try every new trend that comes along - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Ah, good ol' trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die. - Homer Simpson

A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes. - Joseph Addison

In heaven there is no beer...
That's why we drink ours here. - Unknown

Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance. - Sam Brown

Excise: The clothes hanging in your closet that fit before the holidays. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Silence is the element in which great things fashion themselves together. - Thomas Carlyle

Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society. - Mark Twain

He never chooses an opinion, he just wears whatever happens to be in style. - Leo Tolstoy

Fashion's not about looking back. It's always about looking forward. - Anna Wintour

Don't wear what fashion designers tell you to wear. Wear what they wear. - Tina Fey

Be stubbornly committed to your team, but flexible in your leadership style. - Jo Miller

Pajamas: Items of clothing that newlyweds place beside the bed in case of fire - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I don't follow trends. I make each cake for a particular wedding, or event. - Ron Ben-Israel

When I get a little money, I buy books. If any is left, I buy food and clothes. - Erasmus

Mirror: A truthful reflector shunned by vampires, hypocrites and aging fashion models - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Kidney: 1. Midpoint of a child's leg; 2. An organ used to convert beer into urine. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In matters of style, swim with the current. In matters of principle, stand like a rock. - Thomas Jefferson

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx

Gaming goes in trends, and for a bit of a too-long stretch, it focused on huge productions. - Markus Persson

Armor: 1. A knight gown; 2. The kind of clothing worn by a man whose tailor is a blacksmith. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

She looked as if she had been poured into her clothes and had forgotten to say 'when'. - P G Wodehouse

They don't make pizza or beer out of celery. And that is all you need to know about celery. - Bill Murray

One of the few articles of clothing that a man won't try to remove from a woman is an apron. - Marilyn Vos Savant

An Irishman after trying American beer for the first time: "Put it back in the horse!" - Unknown

Keep your eye out for hot topics and trends. The media is constantly looking for timely stories. - Jim Kukral

Artists are blessed to travel all over the world. They see the trends before they even come out. - Tina Knowles

With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. - Candice Olson

The clothes in themselves do not make a statement. The woman makes the statement and the dress helps. - Jean Muir

Fashion is free speech, and one of the privileges, if not always one of the pleasures, of a free world. - Alison Lurie

The concept that vaccine-induced immunity is superior in any way to natural immunity is sheer nonsense. - Dr Steven Pelech

Biographies are but the clothes and buttons of the man. The biography of the man himself cannot be written. - Mark Twain

The whole trend and quality of anyone's life is determined in the long run by the choices that are made. - Norman Vincent Peale

Have you ever taken anything out of the clothes basket because it had become, relatively, the cleaner thing? - Katherine Whitehorn

Sailor: 1. A man who makes his living on water but never touches it on shore; 2. A wolf in ship's clothing. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Just because I have rice on my clothes doesn't mean I've been to a wedding. A Chinese man threw up on me. - Phyllis Diller

She wore far too much rouge last night and not quite enough clothes. That is always a sign of despair in a woman. - Oscar Wilde

I've no interest on initiating a fashion trend on Coruscant or anywhere else. I simply want a uniform that fits. - James Luceno

Bruce Lee's fast pace, Jet Li's pretty style and Jet Li's acrobatics combine with Muay Thai for my own style. - Tony Jaa

First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down. - George Burns

It is the eye of other people that ruin us. If I were blind I would want, neither fine clothes, fine houses or fine furniture. - Benjamin Franklin

Calories: 1. Weight lifters; 2. Tiny creatures that live in your closet and sew your clothes a little bit tighter every night. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Not all chemicals are bad. Without hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. - Dave Barry

Fall: The season when your wife buys new winter clothes so she will have something to wear when she goes out shopping for spring outfits - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Home is a place not only of strong affections, but of entire unreserve. It is life's undress rehearsal, its back-room, its dressing room. - Harriet Beecher Stowe

Zipper: Two rows of unsmiling teeth that often induce laughter in others, especially when inadvertently left open following a trip to the john - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Style used to be an interaction between the human soul and tools that were limiting. In the digital era, it will have to come from the soul alone. - Jaron Lanier

If you sang "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall" and counted all the numbers mentioned throughout the entire song, it would add up to 14,850. - Joe-kster

Style is that which indicates how the writer takes himself and what he is saying. It is the mind skating circles around itself as it moves forward. - Robert Frost

I've met talespinners before, Jake, and they're all cut more or less from the same cloth. They tell tales because they're afraid of life. - Stephen King


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