QuotaBillsPayday came and with it beer. - Rudyard Kipling
Uniform: Sheep's clothing - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I work until beer o'clock. - Stephen King
Style is the dress of thoughts. - Lord Chesterfield
Fashion should be stylish and fun. - Twiggy
Integrity never goes out of style. - Jim George
Fashions change, but style is forever. - Unknown
Religions change; beer and wine remain. - Hervey Allen
Blue Jeans: Very depressed chromosomes. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. - Unknown
Beer. Now there's a temporary solution. - Homer Simpson
Fashion saves a lot more lives than doctors. - Bruno Gehard
Draft Dodger: Someone who avoids beer on tap. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Fashion can be bought. Style one must possess. - Edna Woolman Chase
Do not let people form your own style for you. - Mon Levchenkova
Diets, like clothes, should be tailored to you. - Joan Rivers
Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world. - Jack Nicholson
Problems are only opportunities in work clothes. - Henry J Kaiser
I base my fashion sense on what doesn't itch. - Gilda Radner
Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes. - Henry David Thoreau
Motivation is when your dreams put on work clothes. - Milton Berle
Next time you give your clothes away, stay in them. - Henny Youngman
Tirade: A trip to the clothing store to steal neckwear - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Honeymoon Sandwich: Just lettuce alone, with no dressing - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Ah, beer, my one weakness. My Achilles heel, if you will. - Homer Simpson
The two things children wear out are clothes and parents. - Unknown
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. - Benjamin Franklin
Finding your style is like putting puzzle pieces together. - Lara Spencer
Punk is defined by an attitude rather than a musical style. - David Byrne
What two ideas are more inseparable than Beer and Britannia? - Sydney Smith
If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style. - Quentin Crisp
Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke
I never drank anything stronger than beer before I was twelve. - WC Fields
Women's Clothes: Go to extremes, but seldom to extremities - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A meal of bread, cheese, and beer constitutes the perfect food. - Queen Elizabeth I
Faddict: Someone who has to try every new trend that comes along - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Ah, good ol' trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die. - Homer Simpson
A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes. - Joseph Addison
In heaven there is no beer...
That's why we drink ours here. - Unknown
Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance. - Sam Brown
Excise: The clothes hanging in your closet that fit before the holidays. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Silence is the element in which great things fashion themselves together. - Thomas Carlyle
Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society. - Mark Twain
He never chooses an opinion, he just wears whatever happens to be in style. - Leo Tolstoy
Fashion's not about looking back. It's always about looking forward. - Anna Wintour
Don't wear what fashion designers tell you to wear. Wear what they wear. - Tina Fey
Be stubbornly committed to your team, but flexible in your leadership style. - Jo Miller
Pajamas: Items of clothing that newlyweds place beside the bed in case of fire - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I don't follow trends. I make each cake for a particular wedding, or event. - Ron Ben-Israel
When I get a little money, I buy books. If any is left, I buy food and clothes. - Erasmus
Mirror: A truthful reflector shunned by vampires, hypocrites and aging fashion models - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Kidney: 1. Midpoint of a child's leg; 2. An organ used to convert beer into urine. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
In matters of style, swim with the current. In matters of principle, stand like a rock. - Thomas Jefferson
You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx
Gaming goes in trends, and for a bit of a too-long stretch, it focused on huge productions. - Markus Persson
Armor: 1. A knight gown; 2. The kind of clothing worn by a man whose tailor is a blacksmith. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
She looked as if she had been poured into her clothes and had forgotten to say 'when'. - P G Wodehouse
They don't make pizza or beer out of celery. And that is all you need to know about celery. - Bill Murray
One of the few articles of clothing that a man won't try to remove from a woman is an apron. - Marilyn Vos Savant
An Irishman after trying American beer for the first time: "Put it back in the horse!" - Unknown
Keep your eye out for hot topics and trends. The media is constantly looking for timely stories. - Jim Kukral
Artists are blessed to travel all over the world. They see the trends before they even come out. - Tina Knowles
With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. - Candice Olson
The clothes in themselves do not make a statement. The woman makes the statement and the dress helps. - Jean Muir
Fashion is free speech, and one of the privileges, if not always one of the pleasures, of a free world. - Alison Lurie
The concept that vaccine-induced immunity is superior in any way to natural immunity is sheer nonsense. - Dr Steven Pelech
Biographies are but the clothes and buttons of the man. The biography of the man himself cannot be written. - Mark Twain
The whole trend and quality of anyone's life is determined in the long run by the choices that are made. - Norman Vincent Peale
Have you ever taken anything out of the clothes basket because it had become, relatively, the cleaner thing? - Katherine Whitehorn
Sailor: 1. A man who makes his living on water but never touches it on shore; 2. A wolf in ship's clothing. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Just because I have rice on my clothes doesn't mean I've been to a wedding. A Chinese man threw up on me. - Phyllis Diller
She wore far too much rouge last night and not quite enough clothes. That is always a sign of despair in a woman. - Oscar Wilde
I've no interest on initiating a fashion trend on Coruscant or anywhere else. I simply want a uniform that fits. - James Luceno
Bruce Lee's fast pace, Jet Li's pretty style and Jet Li's acrobatics combine with Muay Thai for my own style. - Tony Jaa
First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down. - George Burns
It is the eye of other people that ruin us. If I were blind I would want, neither fine clothes, fine houses or fine furniture. - Benjamin Franklin
Calories: 1. Weight lifters; 2. Tiny creatures that live in your closet and sew your clothes a little bit tighter every night. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Not all chemicals are bad. Without hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. - Dave Barry
Fall: The season when your wife buys new winter clothes so she will have something to wear when she goes out shopping for spring outfits - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Home is a place not only of strong affections, but of entire unreserve. It is life's undress rehearsal, its back-room, its dressing room. - Harriet Beecher Stowe
Zipper: Two rows of unsmiling teeth that often induce laughter in others, especially when inadvertently left open following a trip to the john - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Style used to be an interaction between the human soul and tools that were limiting. In the digital era, it will have to come from the soul alone. - Jaron Lanier
If you sang "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall" and counted all the numbers mentioned throughout the entire song, it would add up to 14,850. - Joe-kster
Style is that which indicates how the writer takes himself and what he is saying. It is the mind skating circles around itself as it moves forward. - Robert Frost
I've met talespinners before, Jake, and they're all cut more or less from the same cloth. They tell tales because they're afraid of life. - Stephen King