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Yoga accepts. Yoga gives. - April Vallei

I'm in no shape to exercise. - Unknown

Does running late count as exercise? - Unknown

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted. - Mae West

My idea of exercise is a good brisk sit. - Phyllis Diller

Eat right, exercise regularly, die anyway. - Unknown

Yoga is the practice of quieting the mind. - Patanjali

I consider exercise vulgar. It makes people smell. - Alec Yuill-Thornton

I am pushing sixty. That is enough exercise for me. - Mark Twain

God did not intend religion to be an exercise club. - Naguib Mahfouz

Yoga exists in the world because everything is linked. - Desikashar

Being entirely honest with oneself is a good exercise. - Sigmund Freud

Yoga is almost like music in a way; there's no end to it. - Sting

So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - JRR Tolkien

Maybe I oughta get one of them priests in to exercise with her. - Archie Bunker

Yoga is not just a workout - it's about working on yourself. - Mary Glover

Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away. - Paul Terry

Every time I feel like exercise, I lie down until the feeling passes. - Robert M Hutchins

I get my exercise running to the funerals of my friends who exercise. - Barry Gray

Jumping At Conclusions: Not half as much exercise as digging for facts - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Mental will is a muscle that needs exercise, just like muscles of the body. - Lynn Jennings

Wouldn't exercise be more fun if calories screamed while you burned them? - Bill Murray

Exercise is king, nutrition is queen. Put them together and you have a kingdom. - Jack LaLanne

To be wholly devoted to some intellectual exercise is to have succeeded in life. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Yoga teaches us to cure what need not be endured and endure what cannot be cured. - B.K. Iyengar

Yoga has a sly, clever way of short circuiting the mental patterns that cause anxiety. - Baxter Bell

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

I exercise extreme self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast. - WC Fields

The most important pieces of equipment you need for doing yoga are your body and your mind. - Rodney Yee

Television remote controls encourage couch potatoes to exercise their options while broadening their base. - William Arthur Ward

The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood

This calm steadiness of the senses is called yoga. Then one should become watchful, becomes yoga comes and go. - Katha Upanishad

Yoga is really trying to liberate us from shame about our bodies. To love your body is a very important thing. - Rodney Yee

Anyone who practices can obtain success in yoga but not one who is lazy. Constant practice alone is the secret of success. - Svatmarama

Yoga is invigoration in relaxation. Freedom in routine. Confidence through self control. Energy within and energy without. - Ymber Delecto

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

"Exercise" is such a dirty word in my household that whenever I even think of it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate. - Leonore Fleischer

If I'm losing balance in a pose, I stretch higher and God reaches down to steady me. It works every time, and not just in yoga. - T. Guillemets

To win back my youth... There is nothing I wouldn't do - except take exercise, get up early, or be a useful member of the community. - Oscar Wilde

Yoga is possible for anybody who really wants it. Yoga is universal... But don't approach yoga with a business mind looking for worldly gain. - Pattabhi Jois


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