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Yoga accepts. Yoga gives. - April Vallei

I'm in no shape to exercise. - Unknown

Yoga is 99% practice and 1% theory. - Pattabhi Jois

Does running late count as exercise? - Unknown

Karma yoga is a supreme secret indeed. - Bhagavad Gita

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted. - Mae West

My idea of exercise is a good brisk sit. - Phyllis Diller

Eat right, exercise regularly, die anyway. - Unknown

Yoga is the practice of quieting the mind. - Patanjali

Where does the white go when the snow melts? - Hugh Kieffer

Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker

Yoga exists in the world because everything is linked. - Desikashar

I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting. - Mark Twain

I often take exercise. Only yesterday I had breakfast in bed. - Oscar Wilde

Yoga is almost like music in a way; there's no end to it. - Sting

So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - JRR Tolkien

Yoga is the perfect opportunity to be curious about who you are. - Jason Crandell

For those wounded by civilization, yoga is the most healing salve. - T. Guillemets

I get my exercise running to the funerals of my friends who exercise. - Barry Gray

She walked across the ballroom as if she were trudging through deep snow. - Noel Coward

There is no exercise better for the heart than reaching down and lifting people up. - Unknown

Yoga has a sly, clever way of short circuiting the mental patterns that cause anxiety. - Baxter Bell

I exercise extreme self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast. - WC Fields

The most important pieces of equipment you need for doing yoga are your body and your mind. - Rodney Yee

The yoga mat is a good place to turn when talk therapy and antidepressants aren't enough. - Amy Weintraub

There's one good thing about snow: it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's. - Clyde Moore

Old minds are like old horses; you must exercise them if you wish to keep them in working order. - John Adams

A photographer gets people to pose for him. A yoga instructor gets people to pose for themselves. - T. Guillemets

Yoga is a light, which once lit, will never dim. The better your practice, the brighter the flame. - B.K. Iyengar

Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker

Back in my rummy days, I would tremble and shake for hours upon arising. It was the only exercise I got. - WC Fields

Television remote controls encourage couch potatoes to exercise their options while broadening their base. - William Arthur Ward

When governments become large, voters cannot exercise close oversight, otherwise known as political power. - Maggie Gallagher

This calm steadiness of the senses is called yoga. Then one should become watchful, becomes yoga comes and go. - Katha Upanishad

Yoga is really trying to liberate us from shame about our bodies. To love your body is a very important thing. - Rodney Yee

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

By embracing your mother wound as your yoga, you transform what has been a hindrance in your life into a teacher of the heart. - Phillip Moffitt

"Exercise" is such a dirty word in my household that whenever I even think of it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate. - Leonore Fleischer

If I'm losing balance in a pose, I stretch higher and God reaches down to steady me. It works every time, and not just in yoga. - T. Guillemets

Yoga is possible for anybody who really wants it. Yoga is universal... But don't approach yoga with a business mind looking for worldly gain. - Pattabhi Jois


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