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Yoga accepts. Yoga gives. - April Vallei

Does running late count as exercise? - Unknown

My idea of exercise is a good brisk sit. - Phyllis Diller

Where does the white go when the snow melts? - Hugh Kieffer

Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker

Yoga: Yellow-coloured center portion of a yegg - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I consider exercise vulgar. It makes people smell. - Alec Yuill-Thornton

I am pushing sixty. That is enough exercise for me. - Mark Twain

Reading is to the mind what exercise is to the body. - Joseph Addison

Yoga exists in the world because everything is linked. - Desikashar

Yoga is almost like music in a way; there's no end to it. - Sting

So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - JRR Tolkien

Maybe I oughta get one of them priests in to exercise with her. - Archie Bunker

Yoga is not just a workout - it's about working on yourself. - Mary Glover

For those wounded by civilization, yoga is the most healing salve. - T. Guillemets

Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away. - Paul Terry

Every time I feel like exercise, I lie down until the feeling passes. - Robert M Hutchins

She walked across the ballroom as if she were trudging through deep snow. - Noel Coward

After exercising I always eat pizza... just kidding. I don't exercise. - Unknown

Observe your dog: if he's fat, then you're not getting enough exercise. - Evan Esar

Yoga is the fountain of youth. You're only as young as your spine is flexible. - Bob Harper

There is no exercise better for the heart than reaching down and lifting people up. - Unknown

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing. - Marsha Doble

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

I exercise extreme self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast. - WC Fields

There's one good thing about snow: it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's. - Clyde Moore

Old minds are like old horses; you must exercise them if you wish to keep them in working order. - John Adams

Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker

Back in my rummy days, I would tremble and shake for hours upon arising. It was the only exercise I got. - WC Fields

Television remote controls encourage couch potatoes to exercise their options while broadening their base. - William Arthur Ward

The Good of man is the active exercise of his soul's faculties in conformity with excellence or virtue. - Aristotle

The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood

This calm steadiness of the senses is called yoga. Then one should become watchful, becomes yoga comes and go. - Katha Upanishad

Yoga is really trying to liberate us from shame about our bodies. To love your body is a very important thing. - Rodney Yee

Courage is not the towering oak that sees storms come and go; it is the fragile blossom that opens in the snow. - Alice M Swaim

Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett

Anyone who practices can obtain success in yoga but not one who is lazy. Constant practice alone is the secret of success. - Svatmarama

By embracing your mother wound as your yoga, you transform what has been a hindrance in your life into a teacher of the heart. - Phillip Moffitt

If I'm losing balance in a pose, I stretch higher and God reaches down to steady me. It works every time, and not just in yoga. - T. Guillemets


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