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I eat less, stretch, and work out. - Ted Danson

My strength lies solely in my tenacity. - Louis Pasteur

My head says gym, but my heart says donuts. - Unknown

Your inner strength is your outer foundation. - Allan Rufus

Strength lies in differences, not in similarities. - Stephen Covey

God did not intend religion to be an exercise club. - Naguib Mahfouz

Health insurance should be a given for every citizen. - Jesse Ventura

I am not into working out. My philosophy: no pain, no pain. - Carol Leifer

Great works are performed not by strength, but perseverance. - Samuel Johnson

Medicine sometimes snatches away health, sometimes gives it. - Ovid

Our health is a voyage and every illness is an adventure story. - Margiad Evans

I'm not a passive person by any stretch of the imagination. - Courteney Cox

Sleep, riches, and health to be truly enjoyed must be interrupted. - Johann Paul Friedrich Richter

For those wounded by civilization, yoga is the most healing salve. - T. Guillemets

Never let success get to your head. Never let failure get to your health. - Unknown

Worry does not empty tomorrow of its sorrows, it empties today of its strength. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Strength does not come from physical capacity. It comes from an indomitable will. - Mahatma Gandhi

Yoga is the fountain of youth. You're only as young as your spine is flexible. - Bob Harper

My legs are so sore from the gym that I almost couldn't walk to the donut shop. - Bill Murray

People don't trust private health insurance companies for all the right reasons. - Bernie Sanders

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

We waste a lot of time running after people we could have caught by just standing still. - Mignon McLaughlin

Tears shed for self are tears of weakness, but tears shed for others are a sign of strength. - Billy Graham

We don't come to Canada for our health. We can think of other ways of enjoying ourselves. - Prince Philip

You have power over your mind - not outside events. Realize this, and you will find strength. - Marcus Aurelius

Sometimes you cannot worship from your strength but you must choose to worship from your faith. - Unknown

We laid the track on a smooth stretch of ground about one hundred feet north of the new building. - Orville Wright

A certificate of live birth is not the same thing by any stretch of the imagination as a birth certificate. - Donald Trump

Those who contemplate the beauty of the earth find reserves of strength that will endure as long as life lasts. - Rachel Carson

Even if my strength should fail, my daring will win me praise: in might enterprises even the will to succeed is enough. - Propertius

True strength lies in submission which permits one to dedicate his life, through devotion, to something beyond himself. - Henry Miller

The pain you feel today is the strength you feel tomorrow. For every challenge encountered there is opportunity for growth. - Unknown

In the confrontation between the stream and the rock, the stream always wins - not through strength, but through persistence. - Buddha

By embracing your mother wound as your yoga, you transform what has been a hindrance in your life into a teacher of the heart. - Phillip Moffitt

The difference between a successful person and others is not lack of strength not a lack of knowledge but rather a lack of will. - Vince Lombardi

My greatest strength is common sense. I'm really a standard brand - like Campbell's tomato soup or Baker's chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn

It's like running a marathon race. We train all hours of the day. When you are taking a bath, you are thinking of the flight. - Kalpana Chawla

I pray for forgiveness. For help and guidance. To be a better person. For the health of my family. For the world to be a better place. - Tyson Fury

The music that really turns me on is either running toward God or away from God. Both recognize the pivot, that God is at the center of the jaunt. - Bono

Traveling the world was a constant thing, rich with experiences. But all of it was relative to being able to play live onstage and really stretch out. - Jimmy Page


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