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Union gives strength. - Aesop

Silence is a source of great strength. - Lao Tzu

My idea of exercise is a good brisk sit. - Phyllis Diller

Wisdom is always an overmatch for strength. - Phil Jackson

We all have enough strength to follow our reason. - Francois de la Rochefoucauld

When you are required to exhibit strength, it comes. - Joseph Campbell

Maybe I oughta get one of them priests in to exercise with her. - Archie Bunker

Fond of lawsuits, little wealth; fond of doctors, little health. - Hebrew Proverb

Where there is laughter there is always more health than sickness. - Phyllis Bottome

For those wounded by civilization, yoga is the most healing salve. - T. Guillemets

Being in a good frame of mind helps one keep in the picture of health. - Unknown

Never let success get to your head. Never let failure get to your health. - Unknown

Be faithful in small things because it is in them that your strength lies. - Mother Teresa

Mental will is a muscle that needs exercise, just like muscles of the body. - Lynn Jennings

Wouldn't exercise be more fun if calories screamed while you burned them? - Bill Murray

Health is like money - we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it. - Josh Billings

Worry does not empty tomorrow of its sorrows, it empties today of its strength. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

My greatest strength as a consultant is to be ignorant and ask a few questions. - Peter F Drucker

There are two ways of exerting one’s strength: pushing down or pulling up. - Booker T. Washington

Dwell on the beauty of life. Watch the stars, and see yourself running with them. - Marcus Aurelius

The strength of the pack is in the wolf; the strength of the wolf is in the pack. - Rudyard Kipling

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. - Redd Foxx

The reason I'm running for President is because I can't be Bruce Springsteen. - Barack Obama

Yoga has a sly, clever way of short circuiting the mental patterns that cause anxiety. - Baxter Bell

I exercise extreme self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast. - WC Fields

The most important pieces of equipment you need for doing yoga are your body and your mind. - Rodney Yee

Gaming goes in trends, and for a bit of a too-long stretch, it focused on huge productions. - Markus Persson

The yoga mat is a good place to turn when talk therapy and antidepressants aren't enough. - Amy Weintraub

Reading is a means of thinking with another person's mind; it forces you to stretch your own. - Charles Scribner

We laid the track on a smooth stretch of ground about one hundred feet north of the new building. - Orville Wright

The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats. - Jean Kerr

I have the ability to build myself up or break myself down. I stay positive. Strength comes from within. - Hayley Williams

Let the resurrection joy lift us from loneliness and weakness and despair to strength and beauty and happiness. - Floyd W Tomkins

Moderation. Small helpings. Sample a little bit of everything. These are the secrets of happiness and good health. - Julia Child

Never marvel at the strength of a man's words, but rather by the determination and truthfulness of his actions. - Unknown

I exercise at least five times a week with stretching, Pilates, push-ups, planks, sit-ups, squats and light weights. - Reba McEntire

Being President is a lot like running a cemetery. You've got a lot of people under you and nobody's listening. - Bill Clinton

Strength doesn't come from what you can do. It comes from overcoming the things you once thought you couldn't. - Unknown

Stand up to your obstacles and do something about them. You will find that they haven't half the strength you think they have. - Norman Vincent Peale

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers


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