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My idea of exercise is a good brisk sit. - Phyllis Diller

Eat right, exercise regularly, die anyway. - Unknown

Happiness is good health and a bad memory. - Ingrid Bergman

Tenderness relieves strength that encumbers. - Toba Beta

Strength lies in differences, not in similarities. - Stephen Covey

I am pushing sixty. That is enough exercise for me. - Mark Twain

Progressing through life is like running a marathon. - Joseph B Wirthlin

Health insurance should be a given for every citizen. - Jesse Ventura

I'm into fitness: Fit'ness whole donut in my mouth. - Unknown

I am not into working out. My philosophy: no pain, no pain. - Carol Leifer

Mastering others is strength. Mastering yourself is true power. - Lao-tzu

Yoga is the perfect opportunity to be curious about who you are. - Jason Crandell

He really is terribly heavy going. Like running up hill in roller skates. - Alan Ayckbourn

Never let success get to your head. Never let failure get to your health. - Unknown

Be faithful in small things because it is in them that your strength lies. - Mother Teresa

To be wholly devoted to some intellectual exercise is to have succeeded in life. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Strength does not come from physical capacity. It comes from an indomitable will. - Mahatma Gandhi

There is no exercise better for the heart than reaching down and lifting people up. - Unknown

But we have to pass the [health care] bill so that you can find out what's in it. - Nancy Pelosi

It doesn't take a lot of strength to hang on. It takes a lot of strength to let go. - J.C. Watts

Having insurance doesn't guarantee good health outcomes, but it is a critical factor. - Irwin Redlener

Gaming goes in trends, and for a bit of a too-long stretch, it focused on huge productions. - Markus Persson

Smart people that like good health spend several hours outdoors daily in the shade of trees. - Steven Magee

Old minds are like old horses; you must exercise them if you wish to keep them in working order. - John Adams

Courage isn't having the strength to go on - it is going on when you don't have strength. - Napoleon Bonaparte

A photographer gets people to pose for him. A yoga instructor gets people to pose for themselves. - T. Guillemets

What can be added to the happiness of man who is in health, out of debt, and has a clear conscience? - Adam Smith

Gratitude is a twofold love - love coming to visit us, and love running out to greet a welcome guest. - Henry Van Dyke

I'm a chameleon when it come to guitar playing, and like to stretch out into different territories. - Nancy Wilson

When governments become large, voters cannot exercise close oversight, otherwise known as political power. - Maggie Gallagher

Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett

Lord save us all from old age and broken health and a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms. - Mark Twain

You can catch health, happiness, and success from others just as easily as you can catch worries, bitterness, and failure. - Dale Carnegie

Strength is the capacity to break a Hershey bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of the pieces. - Judith Viorst

It's the generally accepted privilege of theologians to stretch the heavens, that is the Scriptures, like tanners with a hide. - Desiderius Erasmus

I've seen so many young men over the years who think they're running at other young men. They are not. They are running at me. - Markus Zusak

I pray for forgiveness. For help and guidance. To be a better person. For the health of my family. For the world to be a better place. - Tyson Fury

Feminism isn't about making women stronger. Women are already strong. It's about changing the way the world perceives that strength. - G.D. Anderson

Laughter is a form of internal jogging. It moves your internal organs around. It enhances respiration. It is an igniter of great expectation. - Norman Cousins

Traveling the world was a constant thing, rich with experiences. But all of it was relative to being able to play live onstage and really stretch out. - Jimmy Page


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