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Yoga Book thanks to Yvette Beacuchamp

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Happiness is health and a short memory. - Unknown

My idea of exercise is a good brisk sit. - Phyllis Diller

Yoga is the practice of quieting the mind. - Patanjali

Tenderness relieves strength that encumbers. - Toba Beta

Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker

Yoga is a method to come to a non-dreaming mind. - Osho

We all have enough strength to follow our reason. - Francois de la Rochefoucauld

We're running the company to serve more people. - Mark Zuckerberg

Life only demands from you the strength you possess. - Dag Hammarskjold

Being entirely honest with oneself is a good exercise. - Sigmund Freud

People who shop in health food stores never look healthy. - Amy Sedaris

If you ignore your health for long enough, it'll go away. - Unknown

Gossip is just news running ahead of itself in a red satin dress. - Liz Smith

Sleep, riches, and health to be truly enjoyed must be interrupted. - Johann Paul Friedrich Richter

Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away. - Paul Terry

Running is the best way to remind yourself how much you love sitting. - Bill Murray

The race is not always to the swift, but to those who keep on running. - Unknown

Observe your dog: if he's fat, then you're not getting enough exercise. - Evan Esar

The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin

Few men have the natural strength to honour a friend's success without envy. - Aeschylus

Strength does not come from physical capacity. It comes from an indomitable will. - Mahatma Gandhi

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing. - Marsha Doble

Having insurance doesn't guarantee good health outcomes, but it is a critical factor. - Irwin Redlener

I exercise extreme self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast. - WC Fields

If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman

Owning our story can be hard but not nearly as difficult as spending our lives running from it. - Brene Brown

Make big pots of soups, stews and chilis, they stretch a buck, and you can live off them for days. - Rachael Ray

Until you become a parent, you can't begin to discover your capacity for strength, love and fatigue. - Peter Gallagher

It's useless to hold a person to anything he says when he's in love, drunk or running for office. - Shirley Maclaine

Those who contemplate the beauty of the earth find reserves of strength that will endure as long as life lasts. - Rachel Carson

It would be a terrific innovation if you could get your mind to stretch a little further tan the next wisecrack. - Katharine Hepburn

The strongest people are not those who show strength in front of us but those who win battles we know nothing about. - Unknown

Being President is a lot like running a cemetery. You've got a lot of people under you and nobody's listening. - Bill Clinton

Menopause: because nature decided that pregnancy, labor, delivery, breastfeeding, and stretch marks wasn't enough. - Unknown

Often my best work comes from somebody trying to stretch me in a direction that I wouldn't normally want to go in. - Alan Menken

My doctor recently told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already. - Milton Berle

Anyone who practices can obtain success in yoga but not one who is lazy. Constant practice alone is the secret of success. - Svatmarama

Strength is the capacity to break a Hershey bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of the pieces. - Judith Viorst

Edgy is fine - I'm not a prude by any stretch of the imagination - but what's wrong with a good ol' belly laugh? - Carol Burnett

The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd druther not. - Mark Twain


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