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Work At Home Mom

Getting things done while Junior is in Time Out

Work At Home Mom thanks to Jim Serritella

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Nothing will work unless you do. - Maya Angelou

I eat less, stretch, and work out. - Ted Danson

It's puzzling work, talking is. - George Eliot

What isn't tried won't work. - Claude McDonald

Give me a man who sings at his work. - Thomas Carlyle

Nothing you can't spell will ever work. - Will Rogers

Without hard work, nothing grows but weeds. - Gordon Hinckley

Incentives are what get people to work harder. - Nikita Khruschev

If you're willing to work, others will let you. - Unknown

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance? - Edgar Bergen

If you do a job too well, you'll get stuck with it. - Unknown

Self-government won't work without self-discipline. - Paul Harvey

Hard work is the best remedy for all of life's trials. - Unknown

You do your best work if you do a job that makes you happy. - Bob Ross

Nothing is particularly hard if you divide it into small jobs. - Henry Ford

I'm from durable stock. I'm made to work. I'm Irish. - Mary McCormack

A lot of people quit looking for work as soon as they find a job. - Zig Ziglar

From each according to his ability, to each according to his work - Claude de Rouvroy

Your most important work is always ahead of you, never behind you. - Stephen Covey

If I didn't have you as a mom, I'd choose you as a friend. - Unknown

Careful thinking and hard work will solve nearly all your problems. - Ullery

There is an enormous number of managers who have retired on the job. - Peter F Drucker

In the name of God, stop a moment, cease your work, look around you. - Leo Tolstoy

It is impossible to enjoy idling unless there is plenty of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome

Technology is a word that describes something that doesn't work yet. - Douglas Adams

You cannot be really first-rate at your work if your work is all you are. - Anna Quindlen

Most of the early part of an actor's career, you do the jobs you get. - Jack Nicholson

My uncle is in trouble with his union. They caught him working on the job. - Joey Adams

Committee work is like a soft chair - easy to get into but hard to get out of. - Kenneth J Shively

Basically, I no longer work for anything but the sensation I have while working. - Albert Giacometti

Ignore the naysayers. Really the only option is, head down and focus on the job. - Chris Pine

Plans are only good intentions unless they immediately degenerate into hard work. - Peter F Drucker

Seek the lofty by reading, hearing and seeing great work at some moment every day. - Thornton Wilder

When you work the buttons here, see, it develops what ya call the digitalis skills. - Archie Bunker

Work hard. Rock hard. Eat hard. Sleep hard. Grow big. Wear glasses if you need 'em. - Webb Wilder

A first-rate laboratory is one in which mediocre scientists can produce outstanding work. - Patrick M.S. Blackett

The richest people in the world look for and build networks. Everyone else looks for work. - Robert Kiyosaki

There's nothing you've ever been successful at that you didn't work on every day. - Will Smith

Making better choices takes work. There is a daily give and take, but it is worth the effort. - Tom Rath

Work is accomplished by those employees who have not yet reached their level of incompetence. - Lawrence J Peter

Most people work just hard enough not to get fired, and get paid just enough money not to quite. - George Carlin

Wherever I go, people are waving at me. Maybe if I do a good job, they'll use all their fingers. - Frank King

If A is success in life, then A = X + Y + Z. Work is X, play is Y, and Z is keeping your mouth shut. - Albert Einstein

They shared the chores of living as some couples do - she did most of the work and he appreciated it. - Paula Gosling

If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work. - Ogden Nash

Reporter: "How many people work at the Vatican?"
Pope John XXIII: "About half." - Pope John XXIII

Food: The response Mom usually gives in answer to the question, "What's for dinner tonight?" - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

Work like you don't need the money, dance like no one is watching, and love like you've never been hurt. - Mark Twain

If you put all your strength and faith and vigor into a job, and try to do the best you can, the money will come. - Lawrence Welk

There's nothing to match curling up with a good book when there's a repair job to be done around the house. - Joe Ryan

Company cultures are like country cultures. Never try to change one. Try, instead, to work with what you've got. - Peter F Drucker

Trust God for the impossible - miracles are His department. Our job is to do our best, letting the Lord do the rest. - David Jeremiah

Often my best work comes from somebody trying to stretch me in a direction that I wouldn't normally want to go in. - Alan Menken

I thank the Lord I no longer have to go to work. I just get out of bed in the morning, and there it is - all around me. - Unknown

If you get up in the morning and you say, 'I got to go to work. How can I get out of this?' you're not happy. - Red Auerbach

Mr. Gorbachev has apparently stumbled onto one of the best-kept secrets in recent Soviet history: Communism doesn't work. - Frank Zappa

If you want small changes in your life, work on your attitude. But if you want big and primary changes, work on your paradigm. - Stephen Covey

I'd rather work with someone who's good at their job but doesn't like me, than someone who likes me but is a ninny. - Sam Donaldson

We've got to work to save our children and do it with full respect for the fact that if we do not, no one else is going to do it. - Dorothy Height

If you have a success you have it for the wrong reasons. If you become popular it is always because of the worst aspects of your work. - Ernest Hemingway

No theory is good unless it permits, not rest, but the greatest work. No theory is good except on condition that one use it to go on beyond. - Andre Gide

It is easy - terribly easy - to shake a man's faith in himself. To take advantage of that, to break a man's spirit, is devil's work. - George Bernard Shaw

If it's green, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it has numbers, it's math. If it doesn't work, it's technology. - Unknown

Schools must stop being holding pens to keep energetic young people off the job market and off the streets. We stretch puberty out a long, long time. - Toni Morrison


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