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Work At Home Mom

Getting things done while Junior is in Time Out

Work At Home Mom thanks to Jim Serritella

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Work is much more fun than fun. - Noel Coward

I never work. Work does age you so. - Quentin Crisp

The days you work are the best days. - Georgia O'Keeffe

Every noble work is at first impossible. - Thomas Carlyle

The job of an actor is disclosure, not pretence. - Max Reinhardt

No man will work for your interests unless they are his. - David Seabury

Work spares us from three evils: boredom, vice, and need. - Voltaire

One should either be a work of art, or wear a work of art. - Oscar Wilde

Early to bed, early to rise, work like hell and advertise. - Ted Turner

Do your job and demand your compensation - but in that order. - Cary Grant

Cessation of work is not accompanied by cessation of expenses. - Cato the Elder

You're the lowly pheasant with the job of keeping her here. - Archie Bunker

When you play, play hard; when you work, don't play at all. - Theodore Roosevelt

If you are prepared, you will be confident, and will do the job. - Tom Landry

Whatever your work, dignify it with your best thought and effort. - Esther B York

Talent is no match for hard work, determination, and perseverance. - Unknown

I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours. - Jerome K. Jerome

Careful thinking and hard work will solve nearly all your problems. - Ullery

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

Do the hard jobs first. The easy jobs will take care of themselves. - Dale Carnegie

Arbitrator: A cook that leaves Arby's to work for McDonald's. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A politician will do anything to keep his job - even become a patriot. - William Randolph

Communism is like prohibition - it's a good idea but it won't work. - Will Rogers

The way to make a film is to begin with an earthquake and work up to a climax. - Cecil B. DeMille

Work hard, stay positive, and get up early. It's the best part of the day. - George Allen

Hillary Clinton is not going to be able to create jobs, I will tell you right now. - Donald Trump

My mom always said, "You'd rather have smile lines than frown lines." - Cindy Crawford

It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up. - Muhammad Ali

They say Rome wasn't built in a day, but I wasn't in on that particular job. - Brian Clough

So much of what we call management consists in making it difficult for people to work. - Peter F Drucker

Just as there are no little people or unimportant lives, there is no insignificant work. - Elena Bonner

I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place. - Steven Wright

I don't work out. If God wanted us to bend over, he'd put diamonds on the floor. - Joan Rivers

I always try to go the extra mile at work, but my boss always find me and brings me back. - Joe-kster

I just wasn't cut out to be a Chinese Tiger Mom. I'm more of an Irish Setter Dad. - P.J. O'Rourke

Children are not a distraction for more important work. They are the most important work. - C S Lewis

We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers

I think you should take your job seriously, but not yourself. That is the best combination. - Judi Dench

Depend on the rabbit's foot if you will, but remember it didn't work for the rabbit. - R.E. Shay

From an early age I understood that cooking was never going to be a job, it's a passion. - Gordon Ramsay

I drink maple syrup. Then I'm hyper so I just run around like crazy and work it all off. - Rachel McAdams

There's nothing you've ever been successful at that you didn't work on every day. - Will Smith

Striving for success without hard work is like trying to harvest where you haven't planted. - David Bly

It's a recession when your neighbor loses his job; it's a depression when you lose yours. - Harry S Truman

The best work that anybody ever writes is the work that is on the verge of embarrassing him, always. - Arthur Miller

Hard work is the soundest investment. It provides a neat security for your widow's next husband. - Unknown

By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day. - Robert Frost

He inherited some good instincts from his Quaker forebears but by diligent hard work, he overcame them. - James Reston

As skateboarding evolved, it evolved away from competition. Having a best-trick contest doesn't work. - Rob Dyrdek

My cell phone is acting up - I keep pressing the home button but when I look around, I'm still at work. - Unknown

If you do a good job for others, you heal yourself at the same time, because a dose of joy is a spiritual cure. - Ed Sullivan

The leader's job is to see the best in human beings who have never caught sight of the best within themselves. - Robin Sharma

Fears don't exist in isolation. They tend to rise and fall depending on what people think they can do about them. - Peter Beinart

In Hollywood, you play a mom, and the next thing you know, you're on The Golden Girls. They age you so fast. - Gabrielle Union

It's what I learn from the great actors that I work with. Stillness. That's all and that's the hardest thing. - Morgan Freeman

And we know that all things work together for good to them that love God, to them who are the called according to his purpose. - Romans 8:28

Whenever you are asked if you can do a job, tell 'em, "Certainly I can!" Then get busy and find out how to do it. - Theodore Roosevelt

I think people should be allowed to do anything they want. We haven't tried that for a while. Maybe this time it'll work. - George Carlin

I think Mr. Smithers picked me because of my motivational skills. Everyone says they have to work a lot harder when I'm around. - Homer Simpson

The road to success is not easy to navigate, but with hard work, drive and passion, it's possible to achieve the American dream. - Tommy Hilfiger

Being confident with what you do drives you to achieve your goals, work at your best and overcome any challenges that come your way. - Matt Morris

A sense of duty is useful in work but offensive in personal relations. People wish to be liked, not to be endured with patient resignation. - Bertrand Russell

It is easy - terribly easy - to shake a man's faith in himself. To take advantage of that, to break a man's spirit, is devil's work. - George Bernard Shaw

There are two ways you can get through pain. You can let it destroy you, or you can use it as fuel to drive you: to dream bigger, to work harder. - Taylor Swift

I'm always tinkering with something - suddenly I'll think I can work with wood, but then I'll realize I can't, so I go back to sewing. - Melissa McCarthy


Drive-Thru Pharmacy

Childproof House

Mexico Gravestones

Chia Car

Drop Ceiling

Wheelbarrow Parking

Royal Isolation

Transformer Fire - 'Spreading' The Risk

Someone Who Cares

Skateboard Stairs

Pickup For Sale - Come Get It Quick (All Sales Final)

Safe Working Practices?

Foot Swim

Devil Sky

A Man Named Fred

Texas Wheel Mags

Redneck Combo Plumbing

Parking Squeeze

Tree Barking

Elephant Sunset

TP Safety

Locked Up Bull Elk

Duck Crossing

Peeping Snake