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Work At Home Mom

Getting things done while Junior is in Time Out

Work At Home Mom thanks to Jim Serritella

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Work hard, nap hard. - Demi Lovato

Mamogram: A telegram to Mom - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It's puzzling work, talking is. - George Eliot

Give me a man who sings at his work. - Thomas Carlyle

This virus just breaks all the rules. - Thomas Scott

Luck is when hard work meets opportunity. - David Foster

I got 99 donuts 'cause my Mom ate one. - Unknown

Work: The thing that interferes with golf. - Frank Dane

The harder you work, the harder it is to lose. - Unknown

Good work rarely sells. I believe this of any art. - Arthur W Pinero

Motivation is when your dreams put on work clothes. - Milton Berle

Ingenuity, plus courage, plus work, equals miracles. - Bob Richards

As a cure for worrying, work is better than whiskey. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Love and work are the cornerstones of our humanness. - Sigmund Freud

Resolve to work all of the time that you are at work. - Peter Legge

I do not like work, even when somebody else is doing it. - Mark Twain

Early to bed, early to rise, work like hell and advertise. - Ted Turner

Deliberation is the work of many men. Action, of one alone. - Charles de Gaulle

A work of art is the unique result of a unique temperament. - Oscar Wilde

Inspiration usually comes during work, rather than before it. - Madeleine L'Engle

Real success is finding your lifework in the work that you love. - David McCullough

The new job of art is to sit on the wall and get more expensive. - Robert Hughes

Do not underestimate your abilities. That is your boss's job. - Unknown

If I didn't have you as a mom, I'd choose you as a friend. - Unknown

The best preparation for good work tomorrow is to do good work today. - Elbert Hubbard

It is impossible to enjoy idling unless there is plenty of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome

Steve Jobs changed my life. He also changed the life of every designer. - Yves Behar

Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life. - Confucius

Executive ability is deciding quickly and getting somebody else to do the work. - Earl Nightingale

It's true hard work never killed anybody, but I figure, why take the chance? - Ronald Reagan

My mom used to say that Greek Easter was later because then you get stuff cheaper. - Amy Sedaris

My mom always said, "You'd rather have smile lines than frown lines." - Cindy Crawford

Life, in all ranks and situations, is an outward occupation, an actual and active work. - W. Humboldt

The true way to render ourselves happy is to love our work and find in it our pleasure. - Francoise de Motteville

Just as there are no little people or unimportant lives, there is no insignificant work. - Elena Bonner

I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place. - Steven Wright

Work for the Lord. The pay isn't much, but the retirement plan is out of this world. - Unknown

Opportunities are usually disguised as hard work, so most people don't recognize them. - Ann Landers

Do your work with your whole heart, and you will succeed - there's so little competition. - Elbert Hubbard

Perseverance is the hard work you do after you get tired of doing the hard work you already did. - Newt Gingrich

Sometimes you have to work hard for what you want. Sometimes, hard work is what makes it precious. - Ute Carbone

A feeling of aversion or attachment toward something is your clue that there's work to be done. - Ram Dass

Liberate yourself today. At work or at home - you don't have to be how others expect you to be. - Elaine Harrison

Police officers may drive black and white cars, however what goes on in their job is a lot of gray. - Arik Matson

To me, job titles don't matter. Everyone is in sales. It's the only way we stay in business. - Harvey Mackay

If I could I would always work in silence and obscurity, and let my efforts be known by their results. - Emily Bronte

As skateboarding evolved, it evolved away from competition. Having a best-trick contest doesn't work. - Rob Dyrdek

How do you nurture a positive attitude when all the statistics say you're a dead man? You go to work. - Patrick Swayze

Contracting COVID19 is not a death sentence. So, maintain social distancing and wash your hands frequently. - Abhijit Naskar

My job is not to make decisions but to set stretch objectives and help our managers work out how to reach them. - Sergio Marchionne

Work like you don't need the money, dance like no one is watching, and love like you've never been hurt. - Mark Twain

Play is a vital learning medium for a child. In a sense play is his work. And he discovers knowledge for himself. - Raymond Moore

The secret of joy in work is contained in one word - excellence. To know how to do something well is to enjoy it. - Pearl S Buck

The leader's job is to see the best in human beings who have never caught sight of the best within themselves. - Robin Sharma

There's nothing to match curling up with a good book when there's a repair job to be done around the house. - Joe Ryan

I thank the Lord I no longer have to go to work. I just get out of bed in the morning, and there it is - all around me. - Unknown

It's what I learn from the great actors that I work with. Stillness. That's all and that's the hardest thing. - Morgan Freeman

How lawyers make work for one another! You're all priests, worshipping the same god. No wonder you adore one another. - Joyce Carol Oates

It isn't enough to talk about peace. One must believe in it. And it isn't enough to believe in it. One must work at it. - Eleanor Roosevelt

A doctor must work eighteen hours a day and seven days a week. If you cannot console yourself to this, get out of the profession. - Martin H. Fischer

Having kids - the responsibility of rearing good, kind, ethical, responsible human beings - is the biggest job anyone can embark on. - Maria Shriver

You cannot hope to build a better world without improving the individuals. To that end, each of us must work for our own improvement. - Marie Curie

If you have a success you have it for the wrong reasons. If you become popular it is always because of the worst aspects of your work. - Ernest Hemingway

I do not love to work out, but if I stick to exercising every day and put the right things in my mouth, then my diabetes just stays in check. - Halle Berry

I'm always tinkering with something - suddenly I'll think I can work with wood, but then I'll realize I can't, so I go back to sewing. - Melissa McCarthy


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