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Women's Desires

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Women's Desires thanks to Barry McCartney

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Our visions begin with our desires. - Audre Lorde

So much work, so few women to do it. - Unknown

Well-behaved women never make history. - Maria Shriver

Americans like fat books and thin women. - Russell Baker

Tis brief, my lord... as woman's love. - William Shakespeare

I was with book, as a woman is with child. - C S Lewis

Put the light out, and all women are alike. - German Proverb

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a net. - Cynthia Heimel

When women enter middle age, it gives men a pause. - Unknown

Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it. - George Carlin

Temptation is a woman's weapon and man's excuse. - H L Mencken

I love bringing roses to a woman when she least expects it. - Esai Morales

The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. - Marcelene Cox

Irene Lorenzo, queen of the Women's Lubrication Movement. - Archie Bunker

I became a feminist as an alternative to becoming a masochist. - Sally Kempton

Frump: A woman who looks her age and doesn't try to overlook it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I wouldn't be caught dead marrying a woman old enough to be my wife. - Tony Curtis

A woman knows the face of the man she loves as a sailor knows the open sea. - Honore de Balzac

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby. - Natalie Wood

Enthusiasm is a vital element toward the individual success of every man or woman. - Conrad Hilton

The one thing I do not want to be called is First Lady. It sounds like a saddle horse. - Jacqueline Kennedy

The Book of Life begins with a man and woman in a garden, and it ends with Revelations. - Oscar Wilde

You're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen, and that's not saying much for you. - Groucho Marx

Bachelors know more about women than married men. If they didn't they'd be married too. - H L Mencken

First women subtract from their age, then they divide it, and then they extract its square root. - Unknown

She's the sort of woman who lives for others - you can tell the others by their hunted expression. - C S Lewis

A woman's dress should be like a barbed-wire fence: serving its purpose without obstructing the view. - Sophia Loren

The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public. - Phyllis Diller

No man succeeds without a good woman behind him. Wife or mother, if it is both, he is twice blessed indeed. - Godfrey Winn

There goes a woman who knows all the things that can be taught and none of the things that cannot be taught. - Coco Chanel

Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship. - Oscar Wilde

Except for a few guitar chords, everything I've learned in my life that is of any value I've learned from women. - Glenn Frey

Hosting the Oscars is much like making love to a woman. It's something I only get to do when Billy Crystal is out of town. - Steve Martin

Love is the thing that enables a woman to sing while she mops up the floor after her husband has walked across it in his barn boots. - Hoosier Farmer

A woman should never be seen eating or drinking, unless it be lobster salad and Champagne, the only true feminine and becoming viands. - George G. Byron

Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman - or a bad woman - it depends on how much happiness you can handle. - George Burns

Daily, constantly, we choose by our desires, our thoughts, and our actions whether we want to be blessed or cursed, happy or miserable. - Ezra T Benson

Through return to simple living comes release of desires. In release of desires, stillness is attained. In stillness the world is restored. - Lao Tzu

The 77 cents that women make for every dollar men earn makes a real difference to our families - families stretching to make every dollar count. - Barbara Mikulski

I'm readin' in the paper where the CIA is dopin' people up. Maybe somebody injected some of that LSD in the lady's cottage cheese. - Archie Bunker


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