Women's Desires

Woman was God's second mistake. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

I'm a woman who wants her chocolate. - Jessica Simpson

I like my whiskey old and my women young. - Errol Flynn

Tis brief, my lord... as woman's love. - William Shakespeare

Behind every good woman is a lot of chocolate. - Unknown

A woman can keep one secret - the secret of her age. - Voltaire

Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. - Oscar Wilde

Trim Figures: What women do when they tell their age - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Man can not live on chocolate alone.... but women can. - Unknown

Every man desires to live long, but no man would be old. - Jonathan Swift

I only take Viagra when I'm with more than one woman. - Jack Nicholson

If you can make a woman laugh, you can make her do anything. - Marilyn Monroe

Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke

A man can be happy with any woman, as long as he does not love her. - Oscar Wilde

The three words every woman really longs to hear: I'll clean up. - Molly Shannon

Love is what happens to men and women who don’t know each other. - W Somerset Maugham

There is not so variable a thing in nature as a lady's head-dress. - Joseph Addison

My greatest regret is not knowing at 30 what I knew about women at 60. - Arthur Miller

A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's: She changes it more often. - Oliver Herford

Sidesaddle: How men, rather than women, would ride in a truly logical world - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When I passed 40 I dropped pretence, 'cause men like women who got some sense. - Maya Angelou

A consultant is a man who knows 147 ways to make love, but doesn't know any women. - Unknown

I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be made at me for saying that. - Mitch Hedberg

Women have a wonderful instinct about things. They can discover everything except the obvious. - Oscar Wilde

The fantasy of every Australian man is to have two women - one cleaning and the other dusting. - Maurenn Murphy

You're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen, and that's not saying much for you. - Groucho Marx

Bachelors know more about women than married men. If they didn't they'd be married too. - H L Mencken

Flirt: 1. A girl who got the boy you wanted; 2. A woman who believes it's every man for herself. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A father is always making his baby into a little woman. And when she is a woman he turns her back again. - Enid Bagnold

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen

For twenty-four years I've been in love with the same woman. If my wife ever finds out, she'll kill me. - Henny Youngman

Women are the most powerful magnet in the universe. And all men are cheap metal. And we all know where north is. - Larry Miller

If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him... is he still wrong? - George Carlin

I think the only difference between me and the other candidates is that I'm more honest and my women are more beautiful. - Donald Trump

Tolerance is the worst roar of all, including tolerance for homosexuals, feminists, and religions that don't follow Christ. - Josh McDowell

Love is the thing that enables a woman to sing while she mops up the floor after her husband has walked across it in his barn boots. - Hoosier Farmer

A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: Duh. - Conan O'Brien

With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to "the best woman a man ever had." The waiter joined me. - Rodney Dangerfield

Feminism isn't about making women stronger. Women are already strong. It's about changing the way the world perceives that strength. - G.D. Anderson

I'm finally starting to scratch the surface of what women want. And I think the answer lies somewhere between conversation and chocolate. - Mel Gibson