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Women's Desires

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Women's Desires thanks to Barry McCartney

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Man has his will, but woman has her way. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Sr

When women enter middle age, it gives men a pause. - Unknown

Every man desires to live long, but no man would be old. - Jonathan Swift

A woman is attractive when she is somebody else's wife. - African Proverb

I like women, I don't understand them, but I like them. - Sean Connery

Behind every successful man is a woman. Behind her is his wife. - Groucho Marx

Amazing women don't have hot flashes. We have power surges. - Unknown

She's loaded with this, waddya call, women's intermission. - Archie Bunker

A woman will buy anything she thinks the store is losing money on. - Kin Hubbard

The three words every woman really longs to hear: I'll clean up. - Molly Shannon

Don't say the old lady screamed. Bring her on and let her scream. - Mark Twain

On one issue at least, men and women agree: they both distrust women. - H L Mencken

There is not so variable a thing in nature as a lady's head-dress. - Joseph Addison

The best years of a woman's life - the ten years between 39 and 40. - Unknown

Whosoever desires constant success must change his conduct with the times. - Niccolo Machiavelli

What else is there to live for? Chinese food and women. There is nothing else! - Dudley Moore

A woman's best love letters are always written to the man she is betraying. - Lawrence Durrell

Beauty is the first present nature gives to a woman and the first it takes away. - Fay Weldon

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men and women are created equal. - Elizabeth Cady Stanton

When I passed 40 I dropped pretence, 'cause men like women who got some sense. - Maya Angelou

Women over thirty are at their best, but men over thirty are too old to recognize it. - Jean-Paul Belmondo

A woman is the full circle. Within her is the power to create, nurture and transform. - Diane Mariechild

A man who moralizes is usually a hypocrite, and a woman who moralizes is usually plain. - Oscar Wilde

When a man has once loved a woman he will do anything for her except continue to love her. - Oscar Wilde

Many a woman has a past, but I am told that she has at least a dozen, and that they all fit. - Oscar Wilde

My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who'd lost three husbands. - Kin Hubbard

One of the few articles of clothing that a man won't try to remove from a woman is an apron. - Marilyn Vos Savant

The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want?" - Dumas

Marry an outdoors woman. Then if you throw her out into the yard for the night, she can still survive. - WC Fields

Ladies, if a man says he will fix it, he will. There is no need to remind him every 6 months about it. - Unknown

Sometimes a man just can't satisfy all of a woman's desires. Which is why God invented dental floss. - Unknown

I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with the word 'Guess' on it. I said, "Thyroid problem?" - Arnold Schwarzenegger

A mother takes twenty years to make a man of her boy, and another woman makes a fool of him in twenty minutes. - Robert Frost

They say women talk too much. If you have worked in Congress you know that the filibuster was invented by men. - Clare Boothe Luce

Milk is the drink of babies, tea the drink of women, water the drink of beasts, and wine is the drink of the gods. - John S Blackie

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. - Unknown

I wore a thong and a bra and a wig. Those things hurt. I mean, thongs? Like, they dig in. It takes a tough man to be a woman. - Hank Azaria

With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to "the best woman a man ever had." The waiter joined me. - Rodney Dangerfield

Through return to simple living comes release of desires. In release of desires, stillness is attained. In stillness the world is restored. - Lao Tzu

I'm readin' in the paper where the CIA is dopin' people up. Maybe somebody injected some of that LSD in the lady's cottage cheese. - Archie Bunker


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