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Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman - Christopher Walken

Boredom: the desire for desires. - Leo Tolstoy

Man has his will, but woman has her way. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Sr

Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs. - Unknown

He who desires, but acts not, breeds pestilence. - William Blake

A gentleman never strikes a lady with his hat on. - Fred Allen

Women speak two languages, one of which is verbal. - Steve Rubenstein

When women enter middle age, it gives men a pause. - Unknown

Women would not be prostitutes if it were not for men. - Baroness Vickers

He has a woman's name and wears makeup. How original. - Alice Cooper

I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks. - Steve Martin

A great city is that which has the greatest men and women. - Walt Whitman

A woman is attractive when she is somebody else's wife. - African Proverb

Mouse: An animal which strews its path with fainting women. - Ambrose Bierce

Why do men like intelligent women? Because opposites attract. - Kathy Lette

Thinnest Book in the World: 'What Men Know About Women' - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age. - George Burns

Surely a pretty woman never looks prettier than when making tea. - Mary E. Braddon

I've never struck a woman in my life, not even my own mother. - WC Fields

I would rather trust a woman's instinct than a man's reason. - Stanley Baldwin

The 3 fastest means of communication: Twitter; Telephone; Tell a woman. - Unknown

A woman knows the face of the man she loves as a sailor knows the open sea. - Honore de Balzac

In the future, there will be no female leaders. There will just be leaders. - Sheryl Sandberg

Sidesaddle: How men, rather than women, would ride in a truly logical world - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning. - Aristotle Onassis

If women can be railroad workers in Russia, why can't they fly in space? - Valentina Tereshkova

She knew what all smart women knew: Laughter made you live better and longer. - Gail Parent

I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars. - Erma Bombeck

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby. - Natalie Wood

A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction. - Oscar Wilde

Enthusiasm is a vital element toward the individual success of every man or woman. - Conrad Hilton

And what is better than wisdom? Woman. And what is better than a good woman? Nothing. - Geoffrey Chaucer

The age of a woman doesn't mean a thing. The best tunes are played on the oldest fiddles. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

You're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen, and that's not saying much for you. - Groucho Marx

I see when men love women. They give them but a little of their lives. But women when they love give everything. - Oscar Wilde

Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped. - Sam Levenson

There is nothing in the world like the devotion of a married woman. It is a thing no married man knows anything about. - Oscar Wilde

Every woman's dream is that a man will take her in his arms, throw her into bed... and clean the whole house while she sleeps. - Unknown

Blessed be Providence which has given to each his toy: the doll to the child, the child to the woman, the woman to the man, the man to the devil. - Victor Hugo

A woman would never make a nuclear bomb. They would never make a weapon that kills. They'd make a weapon that makes you feel bad for a while. - Robin Williams


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