Woke Up Early

Donut worry, be happy! - Unknown

Worry is rust upon the blade. - Henry Ward Hughes

Manners are love in a cool climate. - Quentin Crisp

Why did I wake up in a garbage can? - Nicole Polizzi

Is there no manners left among maids? - William Shakespeare

Adversity is the first path to truth. - Lord Byron

I always wake up at the crack of ice. - Joe E Lewis

Worry gives a small thing a big shadow. - Swedish Proverb

B-Negative: A pessimist's blood type - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Political correctness is tyranny with manners. - Charlton Heston

Be willing to access joy in the face of adversity. - C.W. Metcalf

I've never seen a monument erected to a pessimist. - Paul Harvey

Many an optimist has become rich by buying out a pessimist. - Robert G. Allen

Stress should be a powerful driving force, not an obstacle. - Bob Phillips

One day I woke up and I was the oldest person in every room. - Bill Clinton

Smile. It will bring serenity to the most stressful situations. - Garnet Hill

Reality: The leading cause of stress among those in touch with it. - Lily Tomlin

Friendship, of itself a holy tie, is made more sacred by adversity. - Charles C. Colton

By trying we can easily endure adversity. Another man's, I mean. - Mark Twain

If you even dream of beating me you'd better wake up and apologize. - Muhammad Ali

Worry never robs tomorrow of its sorrow, it only saps today of its joy. - Leo Buscaglia

Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner

God will never give you anything you can't handle, so don't stress. - Kelly Clarkson

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire

Success is having to worry about every damn thing in the world, except money. - Johnny Cash

Don't worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older, it will avoid you. - Winston Churchill

Pessimists are usually kind. The gay, bubbling over, have no time for the pitiful. - Sean O'Faolain

In hotel rooms I worry. I can't be the only guy who sits on the furniture naked. - Jonathan Katz

In times of prosperity friends will be plenty;
In time of adversity not one in twenty. - English Proverb

Don't be disquieted in time of adversity. Be firm with dignity and self-reliant with vigor. - Chiang Kai-shek

Worry is like a rocking chair. It will give you something to do, but it won't get you anywhere. - Unknown

I fell asleep reading a dull book, and I dreamed that I was reading on, so I awoke from sheer boredom. - Heinrich Neine

True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country. - Kurt Vonnegut

Pessimism becomes a self-fulfilling prophecy; it reproduces itself by crippling our willingness to act. - Howard Zinn

There seems to be no lengths to which humorless people will not go to analyze humor. It seems to worry them. - Robert Benchley

150 people die every year from being hit by falling coconuts. Not to worry, drug makers are developing a vaccine. - Jim Carrey

I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule

When you wake up in the morning, you have two choices: go back to sleep and dream your dreams, or wake up and chase those dreams. - Unknown

Every pessimist who ever lived has been buried in an unmarked grave. Tomorrow has always been better than today, and it always will be. - Paul Harvey

If we had no winter, the spring would not be so pleasant; if we did not sometimes taste of adversity, prosperity would not be so welcome. - Anne Bradstreet