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Woke Up Early

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Manners are love in a cool climate. - Quentin Crisp

Why did I wake up in a garbage can? - Nicole Polizzi

Anxiety is the dizziness of freedom. - Soren Kierkegaard

There is no education like adversity. - Benjamin Disraeli

Adversity tests a man's true character. - Unknown

The solar system has no anxiety about its reputation. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Worry is interest paid on trouble before it falls due. - William R Inge

All our fret and worry is caused by calculating without God. - Oswald Chambers

Friendship, of itself a holy tie, is made more sacred by adversity. - Charles C. Colton

If you woke up breathing, congratulations! You have another chance. - Andrea Boydston

In prosperity our friends know us; in adversity we know our friends. - J. Churton Collins

Pessimist: One who, when he has the choice of two evils, chooses both. - Oscar Wilde

Most of the stuff people worry about ain't never gonna happen anyway. - Unknown

A diamond is just a piece of coal that handles stress exceptionally well. - Unknown

Never worry about criticism from people you would never take advice from. - Unknown

Pessimists are not boring. Pessimists are right. Pessimists are superfluous. - Elias Canetti

Prosperity is no just scale; adversity is the only balance to weigh friends. - Plutarch

There is a world of practical religion in simply being considerate of others. - Roger Babson

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret

Every generation is convinced there has been a deplorable breakdown of manners. - Byron Dobell

The visionary leader is an optimist, for no pessimist ever made a great leader. - William W Francis

There is not enough time in life to worry about there being enough time in life. - Atticus

The bravest sight in the world is to see a great man struggling against adversity. - Seneca

Our fatigue is often caused not by work, but by worry, frustration and resentment. - Dale Carnegie

I have learned not to worry about love; but to honor its coming with all my heart. - Alice Walker

If you want to make your dreams come true, the first thing you have to do is wake up. - J.M. Power

Yoga has a sly, clever way of short circuiting the mental patterns that cause anxiety. - Baxter Bell

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

Stress exacerbates any problem, whether it's diabetes, heart trouble, MS, or whatever. - Mary Ann Mobley

Concentrate on what you're doing - then you won't have time to tense up and worry. - Unknown

An optimist sees opportunity in every danger; the pessimist sees danger in every opportunity. - Winston Churchill

People don't really know whether they are committed to something until they face adversity. - John C Maxwell

In times of great stress or adversity, plow your anger and your energy into something positive. - Lee Iacocca

Don't worry that your children never listen to you; worry that they are always watching you. - Robert Fulghum

Mediocrity is always in a rush; but whatever is worth doing at all is worth doing with consideration. - Amelia E H Barr

An optimist stays up until midnight to see the New Year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves. - Bill Vaughan

If you don't keep pushing the limits, you wake up one day and you're the "center square to block." - Robin Williams

By adversity are wrought the greatest works of admiration, and all the fair examples of renown, out of distress and misery are grown. - Samuel Daniel

Adversity is like a strong wind. It tears away from us all but the things that cannot be torn, so that we see ourselves as we really are. - Arthur Golden

If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there and worrying. It's the worry that gets you, not the loss of sleep. - Dale Carnegie


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