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Woke Up Early

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Love more. Worry Less. - Unknown

Worry is rust upon the blade. - Henry Ward Hughes

Why did I wake up in a garbage can? - Nicole Polizzi

Is there no manners left among maids? - William Shakespeare

I always wake up at the crack of ice. - Joe E Lewis

Worry is simply imagination gone awry. - Peter Alwinson

I've never seen a monument erected to a pessimist. - Paul Harvey

Worry is interest paid on trouble before it falls due. - William R Inge

The best way to make your dreams come true is to wake up. - Paul A Valery

One day I woke up and I was the oldest person in every room. - Bill Clinton

Adversity causes some men to break, others to break records. - William A. Ward

When you wake up in the morning, smile - and get it over with. - WC Fields

You'll never find a better sparring partner than adversity. - Walt Schmidt

Love is something sent from heaven to worry the hell out of you. - Dolly Parton

Reality: The leading cause of stress among those in touch with it. - Lily Tomlin

If you woke up breathing, congratulations! You have another chance. - Andrea Boydston

There is no sadder sight than a young pessimist - except an old optimist. - Mark Twain

Never worry about criticism from people you would never take advice from. - Unknown

God will never give you anything you can't handle, so don't stress. - Kelly Clarkson

Prosperity is no just scale; adversity is the only balance to weigh friends. - Plutarch

The visionary leader is an optimist, for no pessimist ever made a great leader. - William W Francis

There is not enough time in life to worry about there being enough time in life. - Atticus

On the Continent people have good food; in England people have good table manners. - George Mikes

Remorse sleeps during prosperity but awakes bitter consciousness during adversity. - Jean-Jacques Rousseau

In hotel rooms I worry. I can't be the only guy who sits on the furniture naked. - Jonathan Katz

If you want to make your dreams come true, the first thing you have to do is wake up. - J.M. Power

We worry about what a child will become tomorrow, yet we forget that he is someone today. - Stacia Tauscher

Politeness and consideration for others is like investing pennies and getting dollars back. - Thomas Sowell

Don't worry that your children never listen to you; worry that they are always watching you. - Robert Fulghum

My future starts when I wake up every morning. Every day I find something creative to do with my life. - Miles Davis

The gentle mind by gentle deeds is known. For a man by nothing is so well betrayed, as by his manners. - Edmund Spenser

Then she thought bitterly that it would be much easier to resist chocolate if her life were less stressful. - J K Rowling

Lord, if it's not your will, let it slip through my grasp. And give me the peace not to worry about it. - Tony A. Gaskins Jr.

Our Age of Anxiety is, in great part, the result of trying to do today's jobs with yesterday's tools. - Marshall McLuhan

Don't worry about losing. If it is right, it happens - the main thing is not to hurry. Nothing good gets away. - John Steinbeck

If you don't keep pushing the limits, you wake up one day and you're the "center square to block." - Robin Williams

Adversity is another way to measure the greatness of individuals. I never had a crisis that didn't make me stronger. - Lou Holtz

Every pessimist who ever lived has been buried in an unmarked grave. Tomorrow has always been better than today, and it always will be. - Paul Harvey

Adversity is like a strong wind. It tears away from us all but the things that cannot be torn, so that we see ourselves as we really are. - Arthur Golden

You don't develop courage by being happy in your relationships everyday. You develop it by surviving difficult times and challenging adversity. - Epicurus


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