QuotaBillsCamouflage: Wise guise. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Wisdom begins in wonder. - Socrates
Wisdom is found only in truth. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
Cunning is the dwarf of wisdom. - William Alger
I'd rather be funny than wise. - Dennis Miller
In youth and beauty wisdom is rare. - Homer
Patience is the companion of wisdom. - St. Augustine
Doubt is often the beginning of wisdom. - M. Scott Peck
Water is the only drink for a wise man. - Henry David Thoreau
We judge of man's wisdom by his hope. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Be happy. It's one way of being wise. - Colette
Silence is the sleep that nourishes wisdom. - Francis Bacon
A poem begins in delight and ends in wisdom. - Robert Frost
Prosperity tries the souls even of the wise. - Sallust
Wise is he who collects the wisdom of others. - Juan Guerra Caceras
Much wisdom often goes with the fewest words. - Sophocles
Fools look to tomorrow; wise men use tonight. - Scottish Proverb
So wise so young, they say, do never live long. - William Shakespeare
A wise traveler never despises his own country. - Carlo Goldoni
Of all parts of wisdom the practice is the best. - John Tillotson
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Computer logic is no substitute for human wisdom. - Unknown
The road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom. - William Blake
Even in wise men there is more folly than wisdom. - Sebastien Chamfort
Common sense is wisdom with its sleeves rolled up. - Kyle Farnsworth
My doctor tells me I got a communications disease. - Archie Bunker
When I first found out I had diabetes I denied it. - Nell Carter
Let food be thy medicine and medicine be thy food. - Hippocrates
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. - Erma Bombeck
Three out of four doctors recommend another doctor. - Graffito
After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. - WC Fields
A child can ask questions that a wise man cannot answer. - Unknown
It is a profitable thing, if one is wise, to seem foolish. - Aeschylus
A sweating ovary or a sick prostate explains most history. - Martin H. Fischer
I had plastic surgery last week. I cut up my credit cards. - Henny Youngman
To live is to dream, and to dream pleasantly is to be wise. - Frederick Schiller
It is better to weep with wise men than to laugh with fools. - Spanish Proverb
He who knows others is learned; he who knows himself is wise. - Lao-Tzu
Psychiatrist: an M.D. who can't stand the sight of blood. - Unknown
Wise people learn when they can.
Fools learn when they must. - Arthur Wellesley Wellington
A wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart. - Jonathan Swift
Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist should have his head examined. - Samuel Goldwyn
A smart mother makes often a better diagnosis than a poor doctor. - August Bier
Be kind to your dentist because he has "fillings" too. - Unknown
Common sense in an uncommon degree is what the world calls wisdom. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge
Wisdom is becoming competent with regard to the realities of life. - Gerhard von Rad
I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body. - Winston Bennett
NyQuil on the rocks, for when you're feeling sick but sociable. - Mitch Hedberg
Think like a wise man but communicate in the language of the people. - William Butler Yeats
The misfortune of the wise is better than the prosperity of the fool. - Epicurus
If a patient cannot clean his teeth, no dentist can clean them for him. - Martin H. Fischer
Joy is more divine than sorrow, for joy is bread and sorrow is medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher
Ignorant men raise questions that wise men answered a thousand years ago. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
Ignorance and bungling with love are better than wisdom and skill without. - Henry David Thoreau
A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool. - William Shakespeare
Doctors automatically know what's wrong with you. They have a sick sense. - Beau M
In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin
He's the best physician that knows the worthlessness of the most medicines. - Benjamin Franklin
The doctors can cure all sorts of ills, except the shock of doctors' bills. - Unknown
It is wise to apply the refined oil of politeness to the mechanism of friendship. - Colette
The heart of a fool is in his mouth, but the mouth of a wise man is in his heart. - Benjamin Franklin
The older I grow the more I distrust the familiar doctrine that age brings wisdom. - H L Mencken
The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease. - Voltaire
By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere. - Billy Crystal
Diabetes is all about insulin levels and sugar levels and what you put in your body. - Jay Cutler
What clinical lectures I will give in heaven, demonstrating the ignorance of doctors! - Israel Zangwill
With money in your pocket, you are wise and you are handsome - and you sing well too. - Yiddish Proverb
The way to deal with the devil of obesity and diabetes is literally one day at a time. - Stephen Furst
Virus is a Latin word used by doctors to mean 'your guess is as good as mine'. - Bob Hope
An almost perfect relationship with his father was the earthly root of all his wisdom. - C S Lewis
A man never reaches that dizzy height of wisdom when he can no longer be led by the nose. - Mark Twain
The practice of medicine is a thinker's job, the practice of surgery a plumber's. - Martin H. Fischer
I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior. - Hippolyte Taine
Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools, because they have to say something. - Plato
Knowledge alone is not enough. It must be leavened with magnanimity before it becomes wisdom. - Adlai E. Stevenson
I wonder why you can always read a Doctor's bill but you can never read his prescription. - Finley Peter Dunne
God gives men wisdom as he gives them gold; his treasure house is not the mint, but the mine. - Arabic Proverb
Let your entrance into the sick room decrease, not increase, the irritability of your patient. - Martin H. Fischer
Kindness is more important than wisdom, and the recognition of this is the beginning of wisdom. - Theodore Isaac Rubin
I wondher why ye can always read a doctor's bill an' ye niver can read his purscription. - Finley Peter Dunne
Where is the wisdom we have lost in knowledge? Where is the knowledge we have lost in information? - T S Eliot
Psychiatry is the art of teaching people how to stand on their own two feet while reclining on couches. - Sigmund Freud
A wise girl kisses but doesn't love, listens but doesn't believe, and leaves before she is left. - Marilyn Monroe
The Christian's Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same, but the medical practice changes. - Mark Twain
One in four kids have either pre-diabetes or diabetes - what I like to call diabesity. How did this happen? - Mark Hyman
A wise man will never tell his wife to keep quiet. He will tell her she looks beautiful with her mouth closed. - Unknown
I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet. - Rodney Dangerfield
The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot. - Jay Leno
I hope our wisdom will grow with our power, and teach us that the less we use our power, the greater it will be. - Thomas Jefferson
I chalk up the fact that I got diabetes to my body saying, 'Dude, you have been doing wrong for way too long!' - Randy Jackson
To know how to grow old is the master work of wisdom, and one of the most difficult chapters in the great art of living. - Frederic Amiel
Health is the state about which medicine has nothing to say; sanctity is the state about which theology has nothing to say. - W H Auden
Pride: 1. A disease that makes everyone sick but the one who has it; 2. Pride is what we have - vanity is what others have. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I've got a great doctor. He gave a guy six months to live. They couldn't pay his bill so he gave him another six months. - Henny Youngman
Let no one suppose that the words doctor and patient can disguise from the parties the fact that they are employer and employee. - George Bernard Shaw
A doctor must work eighteen hours a day and seven days a week. If you cannot console yourself to this, get out of the profession. - Martin H. Fischer
I went to the doctor because I'd swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills. My doctor told me to have a few drinks and get some rest. - Rodney Dangerfield
I'm going to make people happy. I'm going to make them forget about their cancer. I'm going to make them forget about their diabetes. - Dick Dale
If you decide to stop flying, it is wise to hang on to your wings, for you may need them one day, when one of your other qualities turns dangerous. - Am Leach
I am keeping with tradition today. After I learned of my Golden Globe nomination, I went to the dentist, so today, let's make it the orthodontist. - Frankie Muniz