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Wise Doctor

Interpreting a Doctor's handwriting

Wise Doctor thanks to Keith Blake

Wise Doctor thanks to Keith Blake

Wise Doctor thanks to Keith Blake

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Physician, heal thyself. - Luke 4:23

Wisdom outweighs any wealth. - Sophocles

Laughter is the best medicine. - Joe-kster

Everyone is wise until he speaks. - Irish Drinking Toast

No man is wise enough by himself. - Plautus

Be quick to learn and wise to know. - George Burns

Silence does not always mark wisdom. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Society is a hospital of incurables. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Kisses are a better fate than wisdom. - e e cummings

Doubt is often the beginning of wisdom. - M. Scott Peck

A young doctor makes a humpy graveyard. - English Proverb

Be happy. It's one way of being wise. - Colette

For even the very wise cannot see all ends. - JRR Tolkien

How prone to doubt, how cautious are the wise! - Homer

A wise man hears one word and understands two. - Yiddish

A wise traveler never despises his own country. - Carlo Goldoni

Computer logic is no substitute for human wisdom. - Unknown

A little chocolate a day keeps the doctor at bay. - Marcia Carrington

Common sense is wisdom with its sleeves rolled up. - Kyle Farnsworth

Why do the best doctors have the sickest patients? - Unknown

Let food be thy medicine and medicine be thy food. - Hippocrates

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. - Erma Bombeck

The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing. - Socrates

Nine-tenths of wisdom consists in being wise in time. - Theodore Roosevelt

I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist. - Tammy Faye Bakker

A child can ask questions that a wise man cannot answer. - Unknown

Wisdom is not wisdom when it is derived from books alone. - Horace

A fool is known by his speech; and a wise man by silence. - Pythagoras

A wise man will live as much within his wit as his income. - Philip Dormer Stanhope

A sweating ovary or a sick prostate explains most history. - Martin H. Fischer

I'm never sick. Why get sick? It's a waste of time. - Martha Stewart

All human wisdom is summed up in two words - wait and hope. - Alexandre Dumas

A wise man sees as much as he ought, not as much as he can. - Michel de Montaigne

What do we need a psychiatrist for? We know our kid is nuts. - Homer Simpson

If we become ill, modern medicine can work healing miracles. - Joseph B Wirthlin

Wise people learn when they can.
Fools learn when they must. - Arthur Wellesley Wellington

Wise men learn by other men's mistakes, fools by their own. - H.G. Bohn

Life's tragedy is that we get old too soon and wise too late. - Benjamin Franklin

Be kind to your dentist because he has "fillings" too. - Unknown

Cavity: Empty space ready to be stuffed with dentist's bills. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Common sense in an uncommon degree is what the world calls wisdom. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

My doctor gave me two weeks to live. I hope they're in August. - Ronnie Shakes

The invariable mark of wisdom is to see the miraculous in the common. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The wise man does not lay up treasure. The more he gives the more he has. - Chinese Proverb

Faith and knowledge lean largely upon each other in the practice of medicine. - Peter Mere Latham

To array a man's will against his sickness is the supreme art of medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher

This is a sharp medicine, but it is a physician for all diseases and miseries. - Sir Walter Raleigh

A hospital should also have a recovery room adjoining the cashier's office. - Francis O'Walsh

Barium: 1. What Doctors do when treatment fails; 2. What you do when CPR fails. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The foolish man seeks happiness in the distance. The wise grows it under his feet. - James Oppenheim

The next best thing to being wise oneself is to live in a circle of those who are. - C S Lewis

Grave: A place in which the dead are laid to await the coming of the medical student - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The grinding of the intellect is for most people as painful as a dentist's drill. - Leonard Woolf

It requires wisdom to understand wisdom: the music is nothing if the audience is deaf. - Walter Lippmann

A man begins cutting his wisdom teeth the first time he bites off more than he can chew. - Herb Caen

Life is not over because you have diabetes. Make the most of what you have, be grateful. - Dale Evans

A man never reaches that dizzy height of wisdom when he can no longer be led by the nose. - Mark Twain

I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places. - Henny Youngman

Do not correct a fool or he will hate you. Correct a wise man and he will appreciate you. - Unknown

Stress exacerbates any problem, whether it's diabetes, heart trouble, MS, or whatever. - Mary Ann Mobley

A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Coaching doesn't make sick people well - it helps healthy people become extra-ordinary. - Thomas Leonard

One should take good care not to grow too wise for so great a pleasure of life as laughter. - Joseph Addison

Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. - Plato

I wonder why you can always read a Doctor's bill but you can never read his prescription. - Finley Peter Dunne

Knowledge is realizing that the street is one way; wisdom is looking in both directions anyway. - Albert Einstein

Kindness is more important than wisdom, and the recognition of this is the beginning of wisdom. - Theodore Isaac Rubin

It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it. - Sam Levenson

He who devotes 16 hours a day to hard study may become as wise at 60 as he thought himself at 20. - Mary Wilson Little

Psychiatrist: a person who will give you expensive answers that your wife will give you for free. - Unknown

It is better to speak wisdom foolishly like the saints than to speak folly wisely like the deans. - G K Chesterton

Even a wise man knows doubt from time to time, it is the fool who allows it to rule his judgement. - Jennifer Hudock

My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn't pay the bill he gave me six months more. - Walter Matthau

To argue with a person who has renounced the use of reason is like administering medicine to the dead. - Thomas Paine

I've always been independent. I've always had courage. But I didn't always own my diabetes. - Mary Tyler Moore

I was determined to share my positive approach and not let diabetes stand in the way of enjoying my life. - Paula Deen

The man who can keep a secret may be wise, but he is not half as wise as the man with no secrets to keep. - E W Howe

Kindness and a generous spirit go a long way. And a sense of humor. It's like medicine - very healing. - Max Irons

The abdomen, the chest, and the brain will forever be shut from the intrusion of the wise and humane surgeon. - Eric Ericksen

My heart, which is so full to overflowing, has often been solaced and refreshed by music when sick and weary. - Martin Luther

If we continue to develop our technology without wisdom or prudence, our servant may prove to be our executioner. - Omar Bradley

The doctor may also learn more about the illness from the way the patient tells the story than from the story itself. - James B. Herrick

Each patient ought to feel somewhat the better after the physician's visit, irrespective of the nature of the illness. - Warfield Theobald Longcope

To the person with a toothache, even if the world is tottering, there is nothing more important than a visit to a dentist. - George Bernard Shaw

'Psychotherapy' is a private, confidential conversation that has nothing to do with illness, medicine, or healing. - Thomas Szasz

To be idle is a short road to death and to be diligent is a way of life; foolish people are idle, wise people are diligent. - Buddha

Only one rule in medical ethics need concern you: that action on your part which best conserves the interest of your patient. - Martin H. Fischer

He who learns the rules of wisdom without conforming to them in his life is like a man who plows in his field but does not sow. - Saadi

To make no mistake is not in the power of man; but from their errors and mistakes the wise and good learn wisdom for the future. - Plutarch

Let no one suppose that the words doctor and patient can disguise from the parties the fact that they are employer and employee. - George Bernard Shaw

Once in your life you need a doctor, a lawyer, a policeman, and a preacher... but every day, three times a day, you need a farmer. - Brenda Schaepp

Doctors are just the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas doctors rob you and kill you too. - Anton Chekhov

Lost wealth may be replaced by industry; lost knowledge by study; lost health by temperance or medicine; but lost time is gone forever. - Samuel Smiles

I do not have a psychiatrist and I do not want one, for the simple reason that if he listened to me long enough, he might become disturbed. - James Thurber

When I was born the doctor came out to the waiting room and told my father, "We did everything we could... but he pulled through." - Rodney Dangerfield

A neurotic is a man who builds a castle in the air. A psychotic is the man who lives in it. And a psychiatrist is a man who collects the rent. - Lord Webb-Johnson

There are three subjects on which the knowledge of the medical profession in general is woefully weak; they are manners, morals, and medicine. - Gerald F Lieberman

The first step in the acquisition of wisdom is silence, the second listening, the third memory, the fourth practice, the fifth teaching others. - Solomon Ibn Gabriol

I'm going to make people happy. I'm going to make them forget about their cancer. I'm going to make them forget about their diabetes. - Dick Dale

A physician's physiology has much the same relation to his power of healing as a cleric's divinity has to his power of influencing conduct. - Samuel Butler


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