Wise Doctor

Kindness is wisdom. - Phillip J. Bailey

A wise man once said nothing. - Unknown

Diabetes taught me discipline. - Sonia Sotomayor

Laughter is the best medicine. - Joe-kster

Good doctors make poor patients. - Unknown

No man is wise enough by himself. - Plautus

A word to the wise is infuriating. - Hunter S Thompson

Be quick to learn and wise to know. - George Burns

Wisdom is the sunlight of the soul. - German Proverb

Patience is the companion of wisdom. - St. Augustine

Doubt is often the beginning of wisdom. - M. Scott Peck

A young doctor makes a humpy graveyard. - English Proverb

The best medicine is having a good wife. - Kin Hubbard

Wisdom is always an overmatch for strength. - Phil Jackson

A poem begins in delight and ends in wisdom. - Robert Frost

Prosperity tries the souls even of the wise. - Sallust

Poetry begins in delight and ends in wisdom. - Robert Frost

It is a wise father that knows his own child. - William Shakespeare

The road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom. - William Blake

The art of being wise is knowing what to overlook. - William James

Why do the best doctors have the sickest patients? - Unknown

The wise person questions himself, the fool others. - Henri Arnold

Honesty if the first chapter in the book of wisdom. - Thomas Jefferson

One must be a wise reader to quote wisely and well. - Amos Bronson Alcott

Somebody must get the incompetent lawyers and doctors. - George Bernard Shaw

Hope is medicine for a soul that's sick and tired. - Eric Swensson

Though physician to others, yet himself full of sores. - Latin Proverb

To the wise, life is a problem; to the fool, a solution. - Marcus Aurelius

No man is a good doctor who has never been sick himself. - Chinese Proverb

A proverb is a wise saying, old yet radiant with novelty. - Erasmus

Before God we are all equally wise - and equally foolish. - Albert Einstein

I have friends struggling with autism, juvenile diabetes. - Nicole A. Parker

A sweating ovary or a sick prostate explains most history. - Martin H. Fischer

I had plastic surgery last week. I cut up my credit cards. - Henny Youngman

He who knows others is learned; he who knows himself is wise. - Lao-Tzu

A doctor whose breath smells has no right to medical opinion. - Martin H. Fischer

Jockey: What a dentist uses when you won't open your mouth - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Medicine is a science of uncertainty and an art of probability. - William Osler

I prefer the errors of enthusiasm to the indifference of wisdom. - Anatole France

The patient is not likely to recover who makes the doctor his heir. - Thomas Fuller

Think like a wise man but communicate in the language of the people. - William Butler Yeats

The misfortune of the wise is better than the prosperity of the fool. - Epicurus

I do believe that laughter is the best medicine - it cures everything. - Radhika Apte

Joy is more divine than sorrow, for joy is bread and sorrow is medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher

The wisdom of nations lies in their proverbs, which are brief and pithy. - William Penn

My doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror. - Rodney Dangerfield

We do have a zeal for laughter in most situations, give or take a dentist. - Joseph Heller

I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick - not wounded - dead. - Woody Allen

A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool. - William Shakespeare

The fool doth think he is wise, but the wise man knows himself to be a fool. - William Shakespeare

I told my dentist my teeth are going yellow. he told me to wear a brown tie. - Rodney Dangerfield

A woman doctor is only good for women's problems - like your groinocology - Archie Bunker

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin

If you are too smart to pay the doctor, you had better be too smart to get ill. - African Proverb

The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease. - Voltaire

The wise man should be prepared for everything that does not lie within his control. - Pythagoras

The wisdom of the wise and the experience of the ages are perpetuated by quoatations. - Benjamin Disraeli

What clinical lectures I will give in heaven, demonstrating the ignorance of doctors! - Israel Zangwill

No, Doctor, I don't want to grow young again. I just want to keep on growing old. - Madame de Rothschild

With money in your pocket, you are wise and you are handsome - and you sing well too. - Yiddish Proverb

A word to the wise ain't necessary. It's the stupid ones who need the advice. - Bill Cosby

True wisdom is to know what is best worth knowing, and to do what is best worth doing. - Edward Humphrey

People pay the doctor for his trouble; for his kindness they still remain in his debt. - Seneca

It requires wisdom to understand wisdom: the music is nothing if the audience is deaf. - Walter Lippmann

I'm having difficulty getting the doctors around here to sign the appropriate form. - Spike Milligan

The practice of medicine is a thinker's job, the practice of surgery a plumber's. - Martin H. Fischer

I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places. - Henny Youngman

Stress exacerbates any problem, whether it's diabetes, heart trouble, MS, or whatever. - Mary Ann Mobley

The practice of medicine occurs even in primitive society, but law accompanies civilization. - Saying

God gives men wisdom as he gives them gold; his treasure house is not the mint, but the mine. - Arabic Proverb

Constant attention by a good nurse may be just as important as a major operation by a surgeon. - Dag Hammarskjold

Most religious people accept medicine as a gift from God and reap the benefits of both realms. - Caroline Fraser

Wisdom teaches us to do, as well as to talk; and to make our words and actions all of a colour. - Seneca

Psychiatrist: a person who will give you expensive answers that your wife will give you for free. - Unknown

The art of storytelling is reaching its end because the epic slice of truth, wisdom, is dying out. - Walter Benjamin

The attempt to combine wisdom and power has only rarely been successful, and then only for a short while. - Albert Einstein

I cannot work; I cannot speak; I cannot live or love as I should, unless God's wisdom lights my path. - David Jeremiah

The man who can keep a secret may be wise, but he is not half as wise as the man with no secrets to keep. - E W Howe

There is no such thing as an omen. Destiny does not send us heralds. She is too wise or too cruel for that. - Oscar Wilde

Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor. - Abe Lemons

If my doctor told me I had only six minutes to live, I wouldn't brood, I'd just type a little faster. - Isaac Asimov

The abdomen, the chest, and the brain will forever be shut from the intrusion of the wise and humane surgeon. - Eric Ericksen

Most ballet teachers in the United States are terrible. If they were in medicine, everyone would be poisoned. - George Balanchine

A wise man will never tell his wife to keep quiet. He will tell her she looks beautiful with her mouth closed. - Unknown

What if the kid you bullied at school, grew up, and turned out to be the only surgeon who could save your life? - Lynette Mather

Wisdom consists, not in seeing what is directly before us, but in discerning those things which may come to pass. - Terence

I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster. - Joe E. Lewis

With some diseases, like type 2 diabetes, if people get alerted early, they can take steps to avert getting sick. - Elizabeth Holmes

The public needs to know - they need to know as much about atrial fibrillation as they do about cancer and diabetes. - Barry Manilow

Despite all our toil and progress, the art of medicine still falls somewhere between trout casting and spook writing. - Ben Hecht

Music is your own experience, your thoughts, your wisdom. If you don't live it, it won't come out of your horn. - Charlie Parker

I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare

Albert Schweitzer's philosophy is that a sick, miserable African of today can be a strong healthy cannibal tomorrow. - Joe E Lewis

Trying to manage diabetes is hard because if you don't, there are consequences you'll have to deal with later in life. - Bryan Adams

It is reasonable to expect the doctor to recognize that science may not have all the answers to problems of health and healing. - Norman Cousins

Let no one suppose that the words doctor and patient can disguise from the parties the fact that they are employer and employee. - George Bernard Shaw

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

Doctors are just the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas doctors rob you and kill you too. - Anton Chekhov

I'm going to make people happy. I'm going to make them forget about their cancer. I'm going to make them forget about their diabetes. - Dick Dale

In other industries, value is defined by the ultimate stakeholder - the one who benefits, or not, from the service. We should do the same in medicine. - Dave deBronkart