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Wise Doctor

Interpreting a Doctor's handwriting

Wise Doctor thanks to Keith Blake

Wise Doctor thanks to Keith Blake

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Physician, heal thyself. - Luke 4:23

Gangrene: To be feeling sick - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Cunning is the dwarf of wisdom. - William Alger

Everyone is wise until he speaks. - Irish Drinking Toast

I'd rather be funny than wise. - Dennis Miller

A word to the wise is infuriating. - Hunter S Thompson

Be quick to learn and wise to know. - George Burns

A loving heart is the truest wisdom. - Charles Dickens

Society is a hospital of incurables. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A young doctor means a new graveyard. - German Proverb

Doubt is often the beginning of wisdom. - M. Scott Peck

Wise is the man who knows he has enough. - Unknown

Silence is true wisdom's best reply. - Euripides

For even the very wise cannot see all ends. - JRR Tolkien

Fashion saves a lot more lives than doctors. - Bruno Gehard

Knowledge can be communicated but not wisdom. - Herman Hesse

A wise man cares not for what he cannot have. - Unknown

Fools look to tomorrow; wise men use tonight. - Scottish Proverb

The doctors X-rayed my head an found nothing. - Dizzy Dean

It is a wise father that knows his own child. - William Shakespeare

Wisdom comes with age, but keep it to yourself. - Mary Roach

When fate arrives the physician becomes a fool. - Arabic proverb

Knowing yourself is the beginning of all wisdom. - Aristotle

It is not wisdom but authority that makes a law. - Thomas Hobbes

Silence makes idiots seem wise even for a minute. - Carlos R Zafon

The No. 1 cause of bankruptcies is medical bills. - Michael Moore

When I first found out I had diabetes I denied it. - Nell Carter

Let food be thy medicine and medicine be thy food. - Hippocrates

My music isn't just music - it's medicine. - Unknown

Into the darkness they go, the wise and the lovely. - Edna St. Vincent Millay

Honesty if the first chapter in the book of wisdom. - Thomas Jefferson

One must be a wise reader to quote wisely and well. - Amos Bronson Alcott

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. - Erma Bombeck

The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing. - Socrates

Nine-tenths of wisdom consists in being wise in time. - Theodore Roosevelt

There are life-threatening issues related to diabetes. - Stephen Wallem

In growing old, we become more foolish - and more wise. - Francois de la Rochefoucauld

Wise men don't need advice. Fools don't take it. - Benjamin Franklin

To the wise, life is a problem; to the fool, a solution. - Marcus Aurelius

A wise man will live as much within his wit as his income. - Philip Dormer Stanhope

I'm never sick. Why get sick? It's a waste of time. - Martha Stewart

All human wisdom is summed up in two words - wait and hope. - Alexandre Dumas

It is better to weep with wise men than to laugh with fools. - Spanish Proverb

A doctor whose breath smells has no right to medical opinion. - Martin H. Fischer

Collect as precious pearls the words of the wise and virtuous. - Abd-el-Kadar

Wise people learn when they can.
Fools learn when they must. - Arthur Wellesley Wellington

The beginning of wisdom is to call things by their right names. - Chinese Proverb

A wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart. - Jonathan Swift

Document: Repeating what your Doctor told you in your own words - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

With the ancient is wisdom, and in length of days understanding. - Job 12:1

Medicine is only for those who cannot imagine doing anything else. - Luanda Grazette

NyQuil on the rocks, for when you're feeling sick but sociable. - Mitch Hedberg

Think like a wise man but communicate in the language of the people. - William Butler Yeats

Early to bed and early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise. - Benjamin Franklin

There's no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. - Ben Williams

I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick - not wounded - dead. - Woody Allen

A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool. - William Shakespeare

Faith and knowledge lean largely upon each other in the practice of medicine. - Peter Mere Latham

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin

He's the best physician that knows the worthlessness of the most medicines. - Benjamin Franklin

The foolish man seeks happiness in the distance. The wise grows it under his feet. - James Oppenheim

And what is better than wisdom? Woman. And what is better than a good woman? Nothing. - Geoffrey Chaucer

A word to the wise ain't necessary. It's the stupid ones who need the advice. - Bill Cosby

The way to deal with the devil of obesity and diabetes is literally one day at a time. - Stephen Furst

A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice. - Bill Cosby

Knowledge is learning something every day. Wisdom is letting go of something every day. - Zen Proverb

Psychiatry enables us to correct our faults by confessing our parents' shortcomings. - Laurence J Peter

Do not correct a fool or he will hate you. Correct a wise man and he will appreciate you. - Unknown

Physiology is the stepchild of medicine. That is why Cinderella often turns out the queen. - Martin H. Fischer

Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools, because they have to say something. - Plato

Within us is the soul of the whole, the wise silence, the universal beauty, the eternal One. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Dentist: a prestidigitator who, putting metal into your mouth, pulls coin out of your pocket. - Ambrose Bierce

Constant attention by a good nurse may be just as important as a major operation by a surgeon. - Dag Hammarskjold

Knowledge is realizing that the street is one way; wisdom is looking in both directions anyway. - Albert Einstein

It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it. - Sam Levenson

My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people. - Orson Welles

Never mistake knowledge for wisdom. One helps you make a living; the other helps you make a life. - Eleanor Roosevelt

A wise man adapts himself to circumstances, as water shapes itself to the vessel that contains it. - Chinese Proverb

I live at the dentist's. I'm on my third set of teeth that they put in with nails and screws. - Charles N. Reilly

When I was born the Doctor took one look at my face, turned me over and said, "Look, twins!" - Rodney Dangerfield

To argue with a person who has renounced the use of reason is like administering medicine to the dead. - Thomas Paine

I love being married. I was single for a long time, and I just got so sick of finishing my own sentences. - Brian Kiley

I was determined to share my positive approach and not let diabetes stand in the way of enjoying my life. - Paula Deen

I cannot work; I cannot speak; I cannot live or love as I should, unless God's wisdom lights my path. - David Jeremiah

The foolish reject what they see, not what they think; the wise reject what they think, not what they see. - Huang-Po

Wise leaders generally have wise counselors because it takes a wise person themselves to distinguish them. - Diogenes of Sinope

The doctor sees all the weakness of mankind, the lawyer all the wickedness, the theologian all the stupidity. - Arthur Schopenhauer

A wise man will never tell his wife to keep quiet. He will tell her she looks beautiful with her mouth closed. - Unknown

In the sick room, ten cents' worth of human understanding equals ten dollars' worth of medical science. - Martin H. Fischer

I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet. - Rodney Dangerfield

Both in thought and in feeling, even though time be real, to realise the unimportance of time is the gate of wisdom. - Bertrand Russell

He is one of those wise philanthropists who, in a time of famine, would vote for nothing but a supply of toothpicks. - Douglas Jerrold

Neither a wise man nor a brave man lies down on the tracks of history to wait for the train of the future to run over him. - Dwight D Eisenhower

'Psychotherapy' is a private, confidential conversation that has nothing to do with illness, medicine, or healing. - Thomas Szasz

Once in your life you need a doctor, a lawyer, a policeman, and a preacher... but every day, three times a day, you need a farmer. - Brenda Schaepp

I do not have a psychiatrist and I do not want one, for the simple reason that if he listened to me long enough, he might become disturbed. - James Thurber

There are three subjects on which the knowledge of the medical profession in general is woefully weak; they are manners, morals, and medicine. - Gerald F Lieberman

An optimist is a person who sees a green light everywhere, while a pessimist sees only the red stoplight. The truly wise person is colorblind. - Albert Schweitzer

A physician's physiology has much the same relation to his power of healing as a cleric's divinity has to his power of influencing conduct. - Samuel Butler

One of the first duties of the physician is to educate the masses not to take medicine... Soap and water and common sense are the best disinfectants. - William Osler


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