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Wise Doctor

Interpreting a Doctor's handwriting

Wise Doctor thanks to Keith Blake

Wise Doctor thanks to Keith Blake

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Wisdom begins in wonder. - Socrates

Turn your wounds into wisdom. - Oprah Winfrey

Every disease is a physician. - Irish Proverb

Diabetes taught me discipline. - Sonia Sotomayor

The wisest of the wise may err. - Aeschylus

It is wisdom to believe the heart. - George Santayana

Be quick to learn and wise to know. - George Burns

Wisdom is the sunlight of the soul. - German Proverb

In youth and beauty wisdom is rare. - Homer

Silence does not always mark wisdom. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

A young doctor means a new graveyard. - German Proverb

The wise speak only of what they know. - Gandalf

Doubt is often the beginning of wisdom. - M. Scott Peck

A young doctor makes a humpy graveyard. - English Proverb

Water is the only drink for a wise man. - Henry David Thoreau

Silence is true wisdom's best reply. - Euripides

A prudent question is one-half of wisdom. - Francis Bacon

Fashion saves a lot more lives than doctors. - Bruno Gehard

Success: the ability to make wise decisions. - Hebrew Saying

Poetry begins in delight and ends in wisdom. - Robert Frost

A wise man hears one word and understands two. - Yiddish

The wise learns many things from their enemies. - Aristophanes

So wise so young, they say, do never live long. - William Shakespeare

Always laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine. - Lord Byron

False Doctrine: Giving people the wrong medicine - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A little chocolate a day keeps the doctor at bay. - Marcia Carrington

My music isn't just music - it's medicine. - Unknown

The wise person questions himself, the fool others. - Henri Arnold

Honesty if the first chapter in the book of wisdom. - Thomas Jefferson

Proverbs may be said to be the abridgment of wisdom. - Joseph Joubert

Many receive advice, but only the wise profit from it. - Syrus

In growing old, we become more foolish - and more wise. - Francois de la Rochefoucauld

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running. - Groucho Marx

Why is it we never get our bad medicine in small doses? - Edmund H North

Wise men don't need advice. Fools don't take it. - Benjamin Franklin

If you wish to die young, make your physician your heir. - Romania Proverb

Irony is the gaiety of reflection and the joy of wisdom. - Anatole France

A fool is known by his speech; and a wise man by silence. - Pythagoras

If we become ill, modern medicine can work healing miracles. - Joseph B Wirthlin

Trips to the dentist - I like to postpone that kind of thing. - Johnny Depp

An empty purse and a new house make a man wise, but too late. - Portuguese Proverb

Mistakes are the usual bridge between inexperience and wisdom. - Unknown

Fond of lawsuits, little wealth; fond of doctors, little health. - Hebrew Proverb

In a sick-room or a bed-room there should never be shutters shut. - Florence Nightingale

A wise man does not waste so good a commodity as lying for naught. - Mark Twain

NyQuil on the rocks, for when you're feeling sick but sociable. - Mitch Hedberg

Think like a wise man but communicate in the language of the people. - William Butler Yeats

The invariable mark of wisdom is to see the miraculous in the common. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Joy is more divine than sorrow, for joy is bread and sorrow is medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher

Fortune, seeing that she could not make fools wise, has made them lucky. - Michel de Montaigne

The best way to reduce the cost of medical care is to reduce the illness. - Arlen Specter

We do have a zeal for laughter in most situations, give or take a dentist. - Joseph Heller

Ignorance and bungling with love are better than wisdom and skill without. - Henry David Thoreau

The good-news stories in medicine are early detection, early intervention. - Thomas R Insel

A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool. - William Shakespeare

Financial ruin from medical bills is almost exclusively an American disease. - Roul Turley

The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman. - Jonathan Swift

The heart of a fool is in his mouth, but the mouth of a wise man is in his heart. - Benjamin Franklin

The wisdom of the wise and the experience of the ages are perpetuated by quoatations. - Benjamin Disraeli

People pay the doctor for his trouble; for his kindness they still remain in his debt. - Seneca

A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice. - Bill Cosby

Psychiatry enables us to correct our faults by confessing our parents' shortcomings. - Laurence J Peter

I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course. - Groucho Marx

Coaching doesn't make sick people well - it helps healthy people become extra-ordinary. - Thomas Leonard

Never lose an opportunity of seeing anything beautiful, for beauty is God's handwriting. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I wonder why you can always read a Doctor's bill but you can never read his prescription. - Finley Peter Dunne

Wisdom teaches us to do, as well as to talk; and to make our words and actions all of a colour. - Seneca

A physician buries his mistakes, a dentist pulls them out, but a teacher has to live with them. - Unknown

It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it. - Sam Levenson

Where is the wisdom we have lost in knowledge? Where is the knowledge we have lost in information? - T S Eliot

Medicine, the only profession that labours incessantly to destroy the reason for its own existence. - James Bryce

When I was born the Doctor took one look at my face, turned me over and said, "Look, twins!" - Rodney Dangerfield

The only equipment lack in the modern hospital? Somebody to meet you at the entrance with a handshake! - Martin H. Fischer

To argue with a person who has renounced the use of reason is like administering medicine to the dead. - Thomas Paine

Education: that which discloses to the wise and disguises from the foolish their lack of understanding. - Ambrose Bierce

Psychiatry is the art of teaching people how to stand on their own two feet while reclining on couches. - Sigmund Freud

The man who can keep a secret may be wise, but he is not half as wise as the man with no secrets to keep. - E W Howe

He is wise who knows the sources of knowledge - who knows where it is written and where it is to be found. - A.A. Hodge

The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull

If you realize that you aren't as wise today as you thought you were yesterday, you're wiser today. - Unknown

You know when you eat too many sweets and get diabetes? Paparazzi are the diabetes of materialistic culture. - Shirley MacLaine

If my doctor told me I had only six minutes to live, I wouldn't brood, I'd just type a little faster. - Isaac Asimov

Recommending gastric bypass as a national solution for our diabetes epidemic is bad medicine and bad economics. - Mark Hyman

Mistakes are the stepping stones to wisdom. We learn from trial and error; we become wise by understanding problems. - Leon Brown

Albert Schweitzer's philosophy is that a sick, miserable African of today can be a strong healthy cannibal tomorrow. - Joe E Lewis

It is astonishing with how little reading a doctor can practice medicine, but is not astonishing how badly he may do it. - William Osler

The public blabbers about preventive medicine, but will neither appreciate nor pay for it. You get paid for what you cure. - Martin H. Fischer

To be idle is a short road to death and to be diligent is a way of life; foolish people are idle, wise people are diligent. - Buddha

The punishment which the wise suffer who refuse to take part in the government, is to live under the government of worse men. - Plato

Let no one suppose that the words doctor and patient can disguise from the parties the fact that they are employer and employee. - George Bernard Shaw

A wise man is cured of ambition by ambition itself; his aim is so exalted that riches, office, fortune and favour cannot satisfy him. - Samuel Johnson

When enough people care about autism or diabetes or global warming, it helps everyone, even if only a tiny fraction actively participate. - Seth Godin

When I was born the doctor came out to the waiting room and told my father, "We did everything we could... but he pulled through." - Rodney Dangerfield

Each one must learn for himself the highest wisdom. It cannot be taught in words. Men who work cannot dream, and wisdom comes to us in dreams. - Smohalla

There are three subjects on which the knowledge of the medical profession in general is woefully weak; they are manners, morals, and medicine. - Gerald F Lieberman

The physician should look upon the patient as a besieged city and try to rescue him with every means that art and science place at his command. - Alexander of Tralles

Q: When is the perfect time?
A: Who can say, but probably somewhere between haste and delay - and it's usually most wise to start today. - Rasheed Ogunlaru

I'm going to make people happy. I'm going to make them forget about their cancer. I'm going to make them forget about their diabetes. - Dick Dale

One of the first duties of the physician is to educate the masses not to take medicine... Soap and water and common sense are the best disinfectants. - William Osler

I am keeping with tradition today. After I learned of my Golden Globe nomination, I went to the dentist, so today, let's make it the orthodontist. - Frankie Muniz


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