QuotaBillsVote early and vote often. - Al Capone
Man is by nature a political animal. - Aristotle
Politics is the art of the possible. - Otto von Bismarck
The gun is not out of Irish politics. - Ian Paisley
Don't vote; it only encourages them. - Unknown
Voters want a fraud they can believe in. - Will Durst
Feudalism: It's your Count that votes - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
In politics an absurdity is not a handicap. - Napoleon Bonaparte
Man is not free unless government is limited. - Ronald Reagan
Talk is cheap... except when Congress does it. - Unknown
From politics, it was an easy step to silence. - Jane Austen
Politics is not a game. It is an earnest business. - Winston Churchill
Government is an endless pursuit of new ways to tax. - Unknown
Most bad government results from too much government. - Thomas Jefferson
The Golden Rule has no place in a political campaign. - John J Ingalls
Nothing is so admirable in politics as a short memory. - John Kenneth Galbraith
Dilemma: A politician trying to save both his faces at once - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
You can't get rich in politics unless you're a crook. - Harry S Truman
Politics is too serious a matter to be left to the politicians. - Charles de Gaulle
World War II was the last government program that really worked. - George Will
You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think. - Milton Berle
The sad duty of politics is to establish justice in a sinful world. - Reinhold Niebuhr
For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program. - Bob Wells
The duty of a patriot is to protect his country from its government. - Edward Abbey
A politician will do anything to keep his job - even become a patriot. - William Randolph
Politics is the chloroform of the Irish people, or, rather the hashish. - Oliver St. John Gogarty
Politics is a profession where the paths of glory lead but to the gravy. - Billy Boy Franklin
Bad politicians are sent to Washington by good people who don't vote. - William E. Simon
Freedom of opinion can only exist when the government thinks itself secure. - Bertrand Russell
No science is immune to the infection of politics and the corruption of power. - Jacob Bronowski
The short memories of American voters is what keeps our politicians in office. - Will Rogers
American Politics: A form of socialism for the rich, including the politicians. - Gregory Nunn
My sheer existence is like a political act to a lot of people. It's not to me. - Grimes
A government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul. - George Bernard Shaw
Idealism is the noble toga that political gentlemen drape over their will to power. - Aldous Huxley
We're never gonna learn about how safe the vaccine is until we start giving it. - FDA Panel Member
I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland
Patriotism is supporting your country all the time and your government when it deserves it. - Mark Twain
Get thee glass eyes;
And, like a scurvy politician, seem
To see the things thou dost not. - William Shakespeare
I must study politics and war that my sons may have the liberty to study mathematics and philosophy. - John Adams
Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown
Ex-Presidents of the United States get state subsidies. Not so in Russia. You get no government support. - Mikhail Gorbachev
Democracy is very different in U.S. and A. from Kazakhstan. In America, woman can vote, but horse cannot! - Borat Sagdiyev
This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer. - Will Rogers
One of the key problems today is that politics is such a disgrace, good people don't go into government. - Donald Trump
The largest party in America is neither the Democrats nor the Republicans. It's the party of non-voters. - Robert Reich
If you put the federal government in charge of the Sahara Desert, in 5 years there'd be a shortage of sand. - Milton Friedman
I won't eat anything that has intelligent life, but I would gladly eat a network executive or a politician. - Marty Feldman
The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner
In politics it is necessary either to betray one's country or the electorate. I prefer to betray the electorate. - Charles de Gaulle
One of the reasons people hate politics is that truth is rarely a politician's objective. Election and power are. - Cal Thomas
What is politics but persuading the public to vote for this and support that and endure these for the promise of those? - Gilbert Highet
I am sometimes a fox and sometimes a lion. The whole secret of government lies in knowing when to be the one or the other. - Napoleon Bonaparte
It is not in the nature of politics that the best men should be elected. The best men do not want to govern their fellowmen. - George MacDonald
Politics: A strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles. The conduct of public affairs for private advantage. - Ambrose Bierce
The punishment which the wise suffer who refuse to take part in the government, is to live under the government of worse men. - Plato
The most dangerous person of the world is a member of the United States Congress just home from a three-day fact-finding trip. - Johnny Isakson
It was revealed in a government survey published today that the Prime Minister is doing the work of two men, Laurel and Hardy. - Ronnie Corbett
Papers say: 'Congress is deadlocked and can't act.' I think that is the greatest blessing that could befall this country. - Will Rogers
Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner
When one may pay out over two million dollars to presidential and Congressional campaigns, the U.S. government is virtually up for sale. - John W. Gardner
NEED now means wanting someone else's money. GREED means wanting to keep your own. COMPASSION is when a politician arranges the transfer. - Joseph Sobran
Our ancestors believed in magic, prayers, trickery, browbeating and bullying. I think it would be fair to sum that up as 'Irish politics'. - Flann O'Brien
Political correctness is about denial, usually in the weasel circumlocutory jargon which distorts and evades and seldom stands up to honest analysis. - George M Fraser
Jokes of the proper kind, properly told, can do more to enlighten questions of politics, philosophy, and literature than any number of dull arguments. - Isaac Asimov