Why I Wear 2 Masks
Multitasking face shield for hungry Covid patients
QuotaBillsActing is like a Halloween mask that you put on. - River Phoenix
The No. 1 cause of bankruptcies is medical bills. - Michael Moore
Every time somebody gets the Ebola virus, it mutates. - Glenn Beck
I'm just one stomach flu away from my goal weight. - The Devil Wears Prada
Surgeon: The person who was a cut-up at medical school - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A doctor whose breath smells has no right to medical opinion. - Martin H. Fischer
Irony: 1. Being witty at all costs; 2. A vegetarian catching swine flu. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The best way to reduce the cost of medical care is to reduce the illness. - Arlen Specter
Financial ruin from medical bills is almost exclusively an American disease. - Roul Turley
I got the bill for my surgery. Now I know what those doctors were wearing masks for. - James H. Boren
Grave: A place in which the dead are laid to await the coming of the medical student - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Equine Influenza: A viral respiratory disease which causes flu-like symptoms in horses - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
We have to nip Ebola in the bud before it spreads through Africa and to other countries. - Mark Zuckerberg
Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle
I don't want a flu jab. I like getting flu. It gives me something else to complain about. - David Letterman
Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth. - Oscar Wilde
The concept that vaccine-induced immunity is superior in any way to natural immunity is sheer nonsense. - Dr Steven Pelech
The Christian's Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same, but the medical practice changes. - Mark Twain
The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull
Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor. - Abe Lemons
In the sick room, ten cents' worth of human understanding equals ten dollars' worth of medical science. - Martin H. Fischer
Behind this mask there is more than just flesh. Beneath this mask there is an idea... and ideas are bulletproof. - Alan Moore
Halloween is a day in which some people choose to wear a mask, while others finally feel safe to take theirs off. - Steve Maraboli
Only one rule in medical ethics need concern you: that action on your part which best conserves the interest of your patient. - Martin H. Fischer
There are three subjects on which the knowledge of the medical profession in general is woefully weak; they are manners, morals, and medicine. - Gerald F Lieberman
This Halloween, the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him. - Conan O'Brien