QuotaBillsPolice do not belong in war zones. - Daniel K Moran
All people look better under arrest. - John Waters
Crime does not pay as well as politics. - Alfred E. Newman
A friend to honesty and a foe to crime. - Allan Pinkerton
Behind every great fortune there is a crime. - Honore de Balzac
Show me a liar, and I'll show you a thief. - George Herbert
Poverty is the parent of revolution and crime. - Aristotle
I did kindergarten twice because I was so shy. - Zendaya
Obviously crime pays, or there'd be no crime. - G. Gordon Liddy
Is it a bigger crime to rob a bank or to open one? - Ted Allan
The police must obey the law while enforcing the law. - Earl Warren
All mothers have intuition. The great ones have radar. - Cathy Guisewite
Stop crime at its source - support planned parenthood. - Robert Byrne
I think crime pays. The hours are good, and you travel a lot. - Woody Allen
Don King is a big ... thief, and everyone in this room knows it. - Donald Trump
I failed kindergarten because I couldn't spell my last name. - Zach Galifianakis
Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children. - George Bernard Shaw
The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore
The world's second-most crime is boredom; the first is being a bore. - Cecil Beaton
My loathings are simple: stupidity, oppression, crime, cruelty, soft music. - Vladimir Nabokov
Sleeping is my drug; my bed is my dealer; and my alarm clock is the police. - Unknown
The police are not here to create disorder, they;re here to preserve disorder. - Richard J Daley
The police force cannot be completely independent of the executive government. - P Chidambaram
Outside of the killings, D.C. has one of the lowest crime rates in the country. - Marion Barry
I am kind of paranoid in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make me happy. - J.D. Salinger
If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent? - George Carlin
Never think that war, no matter how necessary, nor how justified, is not a crime. - Ernest Hemingway
Police: The only people who are paid to go around pinching people in the wrong places - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Growing old is like being increasingly penalized for a crime you haven't committed. - Anthony Powell
Blind commitment to a theory is not an intellectual virtue: it is an intellectual crime. - Imre Lakatos
When a man commits the same crime twice, and is not punished, it seems to him permissible. - Talmud
He was always late on principle; his principle being that punctuality is the thief of time. - Oscar Wilde
A man has reached middle age when he is warned to slow down by his doctor instead of the police. - Unknown
A police force, wherever they are, is made up of amazing people, and I respect them a great deal. - Nancy McKeon
We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and then tax it out of business. - Will Rogers
If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest. - Kin Hubbard
The true identity theft is not financial. It's not in cyberspace. It's spiritual. It's been taken. - Stephen Covey
The crime problem in New York is getting really serious. The other day the Statue of Liberty had both hands up. - Jay Leno
Homosexuality in Russia is a crime and the punishment is seven years in prison, locked up with the other men. There is a three year waiting list. - Yakov Smirnoff
When you have police officers who abuse citizens, you erode public confidence in law enforcement. That makes the job of good police officers unsafe. - Mary F Berry