When Air Was Free

Laughter is contagious. - Unknown

Free contradictions: $1. - Unknown

Puns are a form of humor with words. - Guillermo C. Infante

Conference: Hot air on a high level. - Gerald Barzan

Let us be free. The rest matters not! - Jose de San Martin

None of us is free until we are all free. - Emma Lazarus

Trust is central to an economy that works. - Stephen Covey

It's opener there in the wide open air. - Dr. Seuss

Laughing Stock: Cattle with a sense of humour - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

No man is free who is not a master of himself. - Epictetus

Plant smiles
Grow laughter
Harvest love - Unknown

When I'm president, everyone gets a free pony. - Vermin Supreme

Air Travel: Seeing less and less of more and more. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When you explore your fears then you set yourself free. - Stephen Richards

Law of Inflation: Whatever goes up will go up some more. - Kin Hubbard

This is a feminist bookstore. There is no humour section. - John Callahan

Laughter is the tonic, the relief, the surcease for pain. - Charlie Chaplin

A sense of humour is the ability to laugh at one's self. - Charlie Chaplin

Live in the sunshine
Swim in the sea
Drink the wild air - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Trouble knocked at the door, but, hearing laughter, hurried away. - Benjamin Franklin

Free Advice: The kind that costs you nothing unless you act upon it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Laughter is really a gift. It's the most vulnerable state you can be in. - David Dobkin

You are not angry with people when you laugh at them. Humor teaches tolerance. - W Somerset Maugham

I imagine hell like this: Italian punctuality, German humour and English wine. - Peter Ustinov

If we are a country committed to free speech, then why do we have phone bills? - Steven Wright

I want someone who can keep me on my toes, has a good sense of humor and a good heart. - Carmen Electra

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn? - Bob Hope

I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland

Gorilla tourism is vital to Rwanda's economy: It's the third highest source of income. - Andy Serkis

If we command our wealth, we shall be rich and free; if our wealth commands us, we are poor indeed. - Edmund Burke

Mark my words, when a society has to resort to the lavatory for its humour, the writing is on the wall. - Alan Bennett

Free trade is terrible. Free trade can be wonderful if you have smart people. But we have stupid people. - Donald Trump

If the word has the potency to revive and make us free, it has also the power to blind, imprison, and destroy. - Ralph Ellison

You can't deny laughter. When it comes, it plops down in your favorite chair and stays as long as it wants. - Stephen King

Two things are important for missionaries: (1) they have a sense of humour; and (2) the have no sense of smell. - Phil Callaway

The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant - and let the air out of the tires. - Dorothy Parker

Humor has been the balm of my life, but it's been reserved for those close to me, not part of the public Lana. - Lana Turner

In every problem, there's a concealed solution... locking itself underneath... unlock, peruse, find and solve. - Michael B. Johnson

There is nothing like a gleam of humor to reassure you that a fellow human being is ticking inside a strange face. - Eva Hoffman

Every country must be absolutely free to adopt the type of economic, political and social system that it considers convenient. - Fidel Castro

It's better to swim in the sea below
Than to swing in the air and feed the crow,
Says jolly Ned Teach of Bristol. - Benjamin Franklin

Does America really need to be the best at everything? You already dominate the world in economics, military power and obesity. - Trevor Noah

She raised us with humor, and she raised us to understand that not everything was going to be great, but how to laugh through it. - Liza Minnelli

Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not, and a sense of humor was provided to console him for what he is. - Horace Walpole

One should be free to give the fullest expression to his disaffection so long as he does not contemplate, promote, or incite violence. - Mohandas Gandhi

I put my air conditioner in backwards. It got cold outside. The weatherman on TV was confused. "It was supposed to be hot today." - Steven Wright

I believe there's an Almighty, and I believe the Almighty's great gift to each man and woman in this world is the desire to be free. - George W Bush

I was named the Class Clown in the high school yearbook, so I was always turning to comedy and laughter to heal and to get me through things. - Guillermo Diaz

Humor is richly rewarding to the person who employs it. It has some value in gaining and holding attention, but it has no persuasive value at all. - John Kenneth Galbraith