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Life is laughter. - Theodore Melfi

Laughter is contagious. - Unknown

Absolutely free, or greatis. - Archie Bunker

Humor is the most engaging cowardice. - Robert Frost

None of us is free until we are all free. - Emma Lazarus

Trust is central to an economy that works. - Stephen Covey

My puns are not trivial. They are quadrivial. - James Joyce

Humor is one of the best ingredients of survival. - Aung San Suu Kyi

When I'm president, everyone gets a free pony. - Vermin Supreme

Air Travel: Seeing less and less of more and more. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Nothing really sets human nature free but self-control. - Paul Bottome

Free love is a black and white contradiction in two words. - G K Chesterton

I was born a slave, but nature gave me a soul of a free man. - Toussaint Louverture

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman

Never trust a theologian who doesn't have a sense of humor. - D Elton Trueblood

May my last breath be drawn through a pipe and exhaled in a pun. - Charles Lamb

Humor is merely tragedy standing on its head with its pants torn. - Irvin S. Cobb

Disappointments are to the soul what thunderstorms are to the air. - Johann C. F. von Schiller

All I know about humor is that I don't know anything about it. - Fred Allen

Bricks may make a house, but the laughter of children makes a home. - Irish Proverb

Leave some mystery to the world and they will remember you forever. - Amit Kalantri

Free Advice: The kind that costs you nothing unless you act upon it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself. - Doug Larson

So long as there's a jingle in your head, television isn't free. - Jason Love

My definition of a free society is a society where it is safe to be unpopular. - Adlai E. Stevenson

The person who can bring the spirit of laughter into a room is indeed blessed. - Bennet Cerf

A sense of humor is the ability to understand a joke - and that the joke is oneself. - Clifton Fadiman

The more you hold on to the true and the good, the more you are free to really live. - Ravi Zacharias

Laughter is a uniting force; it brings people together, and it makes hardship easier. - Montaigne

The trouble with free elections is that you never know how they are going to turn out. - Vyacheslav Molotov

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

I am no bird; and no net ensnares me; I am a free human being with an independent will. - Charlotte Bronte

Mankind has a free will; but it is free to milk cows and to build houses, nothing more. - Martin Luther

Humor brings insight and tolerance. Irony brings a deeper and less friendly understanding. - Agnes Repplier

If leeches ate peaches instead of my blood,
then I would be free to drink tea in the mud! - Emilie Autumn

There is no defense against adverse fortune which is so effectual as an habitual sense of humor. - Thomas W. Higginson

Laughter is ever young, whereas tragedy, except the very highest of all, quickly becomes haggard. - Margaret Sackville

If we don't believe in free expression for people we despise, we don't believe in it at all. - Noah Chomsky

Fashion is free speech, and one of the privileges, if not always one of the pleasures, of a free world. - Alison Lurie

Free trade is terrible. Free trade can be wonderful if you have smart people. But we have stupid people. - Donald Trump

It's hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty. - George Burns

There's nothing like a gleam of humor to reassure you that a fellow human being is ticking inside a strange face. - Eva Hoffman

I have never understood why it should be considered derogatory to the Creator to suppose that he has a sense of humor. - Ralph Inge

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it. - Groucho Marx

There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs there'd be no place to put it all. - Robert Orben

It's better to swim in the sea below
Than to swing in the air and feed the crow,
Says jolly Ned Teach of Bristol. - Benjamin Franklin

Humor is a serious thing. I like to think of it as one of our greatest earliest natural resources, which must be preserved at all cost. - James Thurber

Everything in me feels fluttering and free, like I could take off from the ground at any second. Music, I think, makes me feel like music. - Lauren Oliver

If we want a free and peaceful world, if we want to make the deserts bloom and man grow to greater dignity as a human being - we can do it. - Eleanor Roosevelt

The air up there in the clouds is very pure and fine, bracing and delicious. And why shouldn't it be? It is the same the angels breathe. - Mark Twain


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