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When Air Was Free

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Puns are a form of humor with words. - Guillermo C. Infante

Conference: Hot air on a high level. - Gerald Barzan

Let us be free. The rest matters not! - Jose de San Martin

None of us is free until we are all free. - Emma Lazarus

Trust is central to an economy that works. - Stephen Covey

It's opener there in the wide open air. - Dr. Seuss

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No man is free who is not a master of himself. - Epictetus

Plant smiles
Grow laughter
Harvest love - Unknown

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When you explore your fears then you set yourself free. - Stephen Richards

Law of Inflation: Whatever goes up will go up some more. - Kin Hubbard

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Laughter is the tonic, the relief, the surcease for pain. - Charlie Chaplin

A sense of humour is the ability to laugh at one's self. - Charlie Chaplin

Live in the sunshine
Swim in the sea
Drink the wild air - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Trouble knocked at the door, but, hearing laughter, hurried away. - Benjamin Franklin

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You are not angry with people when you laugh at them. Humor teaches tolerance. - W Somerset Maugham

I imagine hell like this: Italian punctuality, German humour and English wine. - Peter Ustinov

If we are a country committed to free speech, then why do we have phone bills? - Steven Wright

I want someone who can keep me on my toes, has a good sense of humor and a good heart. - Carmen Electra

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn? - Bob Hope

I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland

Gorilla tourism is vital to Rwanda's economy: It's the third highest source of income. - Andy Serkis

If we command our wealth, we shall be rich and free; if our wealth commands us, we are poor indeed. - Edmund Burke

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Free trade is terrible. Free trade can be wonderful if you have smart people. But we have stupid people. - Donald Trump

If the word has the potency to revive and make us free, it has also the power to blind, imprison, and destroy. - Ralph Ellison

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Two things are important for missionaries: (1) they have a sense of humour; and (2) the have no sense of smell. - Phil Callaway

The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant - and let the air out of the tires. - Dorothy Parker

Humor has been the balm of my life, but it's been reserved for those close to me, not part of the public Lana. - Lana Turner

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There is nothing like a gleam of humor to reassure you that a fellow human being is ticking inside a strange face. - Eva Hoffman

Every country must be absolutely free to adopt the type of economic, political and social system that it considers convenient. - Fidel Castro

It's better to swim in the sea below
Than to swing in the air and feed the crow,
Says jolly Ned Teach of Bristol. - Benjamin Franklin

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She raised us with humor, and she raised us to understand that not everything was going to be great, but how to laugh through it. - Liza Minnelli

Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not, and a sense of humor was provided to console him for what he is. - Horace Walpole

One should be free to give the fullest expression to his disaffection so long as he does not contemplate, promote, or incite violence. - Mohandas Gandhi

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I was named the Class Clown in the high school yearbook, so I was always turning to comedy and laughter to heal and to get me through things. - Guillermo Diaz

Humor is richly rewarding to the person who employs it. It has some value in gaining and holding attention, but it has no persuasive value at all. - John Kenneth Galbraith


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