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What Day Is It?

Wednesdays will never be the same again...

What Day Is It? thanks to Callie Benson

Celebrating 'Hump Day' at school

'Hump Day' alludes to the fact that Wednesday is the middle of the work week, meaning that one has made it 'over the hump' towards the weekend.

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All sunshine makes a desert. - Arabic Proverb

The camel does not see her own hump. - Greek Proverb

Trust in God - but tie your camel tight. - Persian Proverb

A camel is a racehorse built by committee. - Unknown

Trust in God, but tether your camel at night. - Jack Ryan

Without music, life is a journey through a desert. - Pat Conroy

The desert shall rejoice, and blossom as the rose. - Isaiah 35:1

That's the straw that broke the camel's neck. - Archie Bunker

It's the final straw that broke the camel's back. - English Proverb

Sleeplessness is a desert without vegetation or inhabitants. - Jessamyn West

What makes the desert beautiful is that somewhere it hides a well. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

I defended the republic in my youth; I will not desert it in old age. - Cicero

I hump the wild to take it all in, there is no bag limit on happiness. - Ted Nugent

The ocean, the desert, and the jungle are the last strongholds and resorts of peace. - P C Wren

It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle if it is lightly greased. - John Nesvig

Do not free a camel of the burden of his hump; you may be freeing him from being a camel. - Unknown

Never desert your own line of talent. Be what nature intended you for, and you will succeed. - Sydney Smith

If we build in the desert, let the house know the desert and the desert be proud of the house. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Like a camel, I can go without a drink for seven days - and have on several horrible occasions. - Herb Caen

Thursday: 1. What you get when crossing the desert; 2. How you feel crossing the desert on a hot day. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

God trained Moses in a palace to use him in a desert. He trained Joseph in a desert to use him in a palace. - Ravi Zacharias

If you put the federal government in charge of the Sahara Desert, in 5 years there'd be a shortage of sand. - Milton Friedman

It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God. - Mark 10:25

Someone asked me, if I were stranded on a desert island what book would I bring... 'How to Build a Boat.' - Steven Wright

Some lawyers are like unto the camel, which, before drinking out of a brook, maketh the water turbid with his foot. - Adolphus W Ward

I am like a pelican of the wilderness: I am like an owl of the desert. I watch, and am as a sparrow alone upon the house-top. - Bible

Moses took us Israelis forty years through the desert in order to bring us to the one spot in the Middle East that has no oil. - Golda Meir


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