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Marriage is heaven and hell. - German Proverb

Friends are the family you choose. - Jennifer Aniston

Marry in haste, repent at leisure. - English Proverb

I married beneath me. All women do. - Lady Nancy Astor

Grace: nutrient in the marriage garden - Phil Callaway

Call no man unhappy until he is married. - Socrates

The family is the nucleus of civilization. - William Durant

To marry the Irish is to look for poverty. - J.P. Donleavy

Some of us are becoming the men we wanted to marry. - Gloria Steinem

Gentlemen who prefer blondes usually marry brunettes. - Unknown

There is nothing so difficult to marry as a large nose. - Oscar Wilde

I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap. - Rodney Dangerfield

The presidency is temporary, but the family is permanent. - Yvonne de Gaulle

You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to. - Unknown

Acting is just a way of making a living; the family is life. - Denzel Washington

Don't marry a tennis player - love means nothing to them. - Joan Rivers

I'm super laid back. I'm from Texas. I love my family. - Selena Gomez

Before you marry keep both eyes open; after marriage shut one. - Jamaican Proverb

Making the family a top priority will invariably bring success. - Zig Ziglar

I would rather be a beggar and single than a queen and married. - Queen Elizabeth I

People should find happiness in the little things, like family. - Amanda Bynes

I'll never forget my wedding day... they threw vitamin pills. - Groucho Marx

Keep thy eyes wide open before marriage, and half shut afterward. - Thomas Fuller

The general rule is that people who enjoy life also enjoy marriage. - Phyllis Battelle

He's the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of. - Mae West

Tenderness is greater proof of love than the most passionate of vows. - Marlene Dietrich

Marriage is better than leprosy because it's easier to get rid of. - WC Fields

Family Tree: The only tree whose branches seek the shelter of its roots - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Marriage is too interesting an experiment to be tried only once or twice. - Eva Gabor

For our immediate family and relatives, Canada was a land of opportunity. - Sidney Altman

If you have a boat and a happy marriage, you don't need another thing. - Ed McMahon

Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings and lawyers. - Richard Pryor

Families are ecosystems. Each life grows in response to the lives around it. - Mary Schmich

Live so you won't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip. - Will Rogers

In marriage, being the right person is as important as finding the right person. - Wilbert Donald Gough

Marriage is one of the few institutions that allow a man to do as his wife pleases. - Milton Berle

A long marriage is two people trying to dance a duet and two solos at the same time. - Anne Taylor Fleming

Your family is depending on you. No better reason to bring all your game all the time. - Grant Cardone

Inspirations never go in for long engagements; they demand immediate marriage to action. - Unknown

The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going. - George Carlin

Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel. - Leonardo da Vinci

I've been married to a communist and a fascist, and neither would take out the garbage. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

I'm a very committed wife. I should be committed, too, for being married so many times. - Elizabeth Taylor

I believe in the institution of marriage, and I intend to keep trying until I get it right. - Richard Pryor

Snaccident: Eating an entire pizza, box of chocolates, or family size bag of chips by mistake - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Golden Age: When the kids are too old to need baby-sitters and too young to borrow the family car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I married your mother because I wanted children.
Imagine my disappointment when you came along. - Groucho Marx

The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open. - Groucho Marx

You leave home to seek your fortune and, when you get it, you go home and share it with your family. - Anita Baker

Rituals are important. Nowadays it's hip not to be married. I'm not interested in being hip. - John Lennon

Family faces are magic mirrors. Looking at people who belong to us, we see the past, present and future. - Gail L. Buckley

The place of the father in the modern suburban family is a very small one, particularly if he plays golf. - Bertrand Russell

There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage. - Sam Kinison

I love being married. It's so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. - Rita Rudner

Love is an ideal thing, marriage is a real thing. A confusion of the real with the ideal never goes unpunished. - Johann Wolfgang Goethe

I married for love. But the obvious side benefit of having someone around to find my glasses cannot be ignored. - Cameron Esposito

Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married? - Barbara Streisand

The quality of a father can be seen in the goals, dreams and aspirations he sets not only for himself, but for his family. - Reed Markham

If the marriage needs help, the answer almost always is have more fun. Drop your list of grievances and go ride a roller coaster. - Garrison Keillor

A wedding anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance and tenacity. The order varies for any given year. - Paul Sweeney

My father was a baker and a lot of people do what their families did and I could have done that but I wanted to stay in show business. - Christopher Walken

Your marriage is in trouble if your wife says, 'You're only interested in one thing,' and you can't remember what it is. - Milton Berle

The 77 cents that women make for every dollar men earn makes a real difference to our families - families stretching to make every dollar count. - Barbara Mikulski

I like a quiet evening with family or friends over, great food and great discussion, and a lot of laughter. That's really what fills my tank. - Anna Eshoo

Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won't even lay down his newspaper to talk to you. - Helen Rowland


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