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The future of business is social. - Barry Libert

Insects all business all the time. - David Foster Wallace

Open your mail over the wastebasket. - Jeff Davidson

Building a business is a marathon, not a sprint. - Taavet Hinrikus

Politics is not a game. It is an earnest business. - Winston Churchill

I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out. - Steven Wright

Everyone, in the final analysis, is in business for himself. - Unknown

That which one fears, one typically won't embrace with open arms. - Morgan Rhodes

I believe in an open mind, but not so open that your brains fall out. - Arthur Hays Sulzberger

We need to have business leaders who live by deep, strong principles. - Stephen Covey

I am not yet ready to be czar. I know nothing of the business of ruling. - Nicholas II

There is no such thing as 'business ethics'... it's all ethics! - John C Maxwell

Business opportunities are like buses; there's always another one coming. - Richard Branson

If I don't get along with Democrats, I'm sort of, like, out of business. - Donald Trump

Show business is my life. When I was a kid I sold insurance, but nobody laughed. - Don Rickles

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

Our business in life is not to get ahead of other people, but to get ahead of ourselves. - Maltbie D. Matlock

Music is everybody's business. It's only the publishers who think people own it. - John Lennon

I had popcorn all over the place, so I decided I might as well be in the Processing Business. - Orville Redenbacher

The attitude of faith is to let go, and become open to truth, whatever it might turn out to be. - Alan Watts

If a man's character is to be abused, there's nobody like a relative to do the business. - Alexander Pope

Be passionate about the culture and the business, and remain positive, because it inspires others. - Barry Libert

Stop the words now. Open the window in the center of your chest and let the spirits fly in and out. - Rumi

To me, job titles don't matter. Everyone is in sales. It's the only way we stay in business. - Harvey Mackay

Writing criticism is to writing fiction and poetry as hugging the shore is to sailing in the open sea. - John Updike

I never practice my guitar... from time to time I just open the case and throw in a piece of raw meat. - Wes Montgomery

Europe is the force that prevents hate from being eternal. We must open our hearts to this new Europe. - Jean-Pierre Raffarin

The easiest way to avoid wrong notes is to never open your mouth and sing. What a mistake that would be. - Pete Seeger

Humility before the flower at the timber line is the gate which gives access to the path up the open fell. - Dag Hammarskjold

It's none of their business that you have to learn how to write. Let them think you were born that way. - Ernest Hemingway

Doing business without advertising is like winking at a girl in the dark. You know what you are doing, but nobody else does. - Stuart H Britt

I like to do things for my wife on Valentine's Day. I open the door for her when she puts laundry in the washing machine. - Milton Berle

Singing sad songs often has a way of healing a situation. It gets the hurt out in the open into the light, out of the darkness. - Reba McEntire

I have made the tough decisions, always with an eye toward the bottom line. Perhaps it's time America was run like a business. - Donald Trump

Employers and business leaders need people who can think for themselves - who can take initiative and be the solution to problems. - Stephen Covey

No one has timing like Milton Berle. He has absolutely the finest timing of any comedian in the business. There's no one like him. - Sid Caesar

Living in the past is a dull and lonely business; looking back strains the neck muscles, causes you to bump into people not going your way. - Edna Ferber

When I started Facebook from my dorm room in 2004, the idea that my roommates and I talked about all the time was a world that was more open. - Mark Zuckerberg

Yoga is possible for anybody who really wants it. Yoga is universal... But don't approach yoga with a business mind looking for worldly gain. - Pattabhi Jois


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