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Open your mail over the wastebasket. - Jeff Davidson

It's opener there in the wide open air. - Dr. Seuss

Music is spiritual. The music business is not. - Van Morrison

The purpose of a business is to create a customer. - Peter F Drucker

Malaria: Several shopping centers close to each other - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In any business, the number-one competitor is inertia. - Dave Chilton

Boldness in business is the first, second, and third thing. - Thomas Fuller

Everyone, in the final analysis, is in business for himself. - Unknown

About half my time is spent on business operation type stuff. - Mark Zuckerberg

I believe in an open mind, but not so open that your brains fall out. - Arthur Hays Sulzberger

To be successful in show business, all you need are fifty good breaks. - Walter Matthau

My own business always bores me to death; I prefer other people's. - Oscar Wilde

A politician is a man who approaches every problem with an open mouth. - Adlai Stevenson

If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business. - Joey Adams

I believe that if you'll just stand up and go, life will open up for you. - Tina Turner

Business opportunities are like buses; there's always another one coming. - Richard Branson

One thing is certain in business: You and everyone around you will make mistakes. - Richard Branson

If a door slams shut it means that God is pointing to an open door further on down. - Anna Delaney Peale

Imagination, of course, can open any door - turn the key and let terror walk right in. - Truman Capote

When we are open to new possibilities, we find them. Be open and skeptical of everything. - Todd Kashdan

I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz

Talking business disgusts me. If you want to talk business, call my disgusting personal manager. - Sylvester Stallone

Open your eyes that you might see that all things are possible through you (with God's help). - Robert A. Schuller

Business is a sprint until you find an opportunity, then it's the patience of a marathon runner. - Robert Herjavec

The easiest way to avoid wrong notes is to never open your mouth and sing. What a mistake that would be. - Pete Seeger

Humility before the flower at the timber line is the gate which gives access to the path up the open fell. - Dag Hammarskjold

If you're not in the arena getting your ass kicked, I'm not interested in or open to your feedback. - Brene Brown

The inability to open up to hope is what blocks trust, and blocked trust is the reason for blighted dreams. - Elizabeth Gilbert

Stories create community, enable us to see through the eyes of other people, and open us to the claims of others. - Peter Forbes

Politics is the only business where doing nothing other than making the other guy look bad is an acceptable outcome. - Mark Warner

In today's information age of Marketing and Web 2.0, a company's website is the key to their entire business. - Marcus Sheridan

Business meetings are important because they're one way of demonstrating how many people the company can operate without. - Unknown

What the insurance companies have done is to reverse the business so that the public at large insures the insurance companies. - Gerry Spence

When you hear people making hateful comments, stand up to them. Point out what a waste it is to hate, and you could open their eyes. - Taylor Swift

Living in the past is a dull and lonely business; looking back strains the neck muscles, causes you to bump into people not going your way. - Edna Ferber

Wise sayings are not only for ornament, but for action and business, having a point or edge, whereby knots in business are pierced and discovered. - Francis Bacon

Nurse: 1. A woman whose business is to make sickness a pleasure; 2. A young women who holds your wrist and then expects your pulse to be normal. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

What brought me into the TV business is what keeps me here and happy. You can learn something new every day if you have a really positive attitude. - Katie Couric

You can close more business in two months by becoming interested in other people than you can in two years by trying to get people interested in you. - Dale Carnegie

Fraud in business is no different from infidelity in marriage or plagiarism in scholarly work. Even people committed to high moral standards succumb. - Miroslav Volf


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