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Business as usual. - David Lloyd George

Building a business is a marathon, not a sprint. - Taavet Hinrikus

So, open your mouth, lad! For every voice counts! - Dr. Seuss

I have laid aside business, and gone a'fishing. - Izaak Walton

It's every man's business to see justice done. - Arthur Conan Doyle

In any business, the number-one competitor is inertia. - Dave Chilton

We must teach our children to dream with their eyes open. - Harry Edwards

I got a garage door opener. It can't close. Just open. - Steven Wright

The just man may sin with an open chest of gold before him. - Italian Proverb

Good manners will open doors that the best education cannot. - Clarence Thomas

For business, our Internet love affair was a gift from the gods. - Gary Vaynerchuk

Business will get better, but we won't know it when it does. - Henry Ford

It's a terrible shame that politics has become show business. - Sydney Pollack

Business? It's quite simple. It's other people's money. - Alexandre Dumas

That which one fears, one typically won't embrace with open arms. - Morgan Rhodes

To be successful in show business, all you need are fifty good breaks. - Walter Matthau

My own business always bores me to death; I prefer other people's. - Oscar Wilde

If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business. - Joey Adams

Trusting your individual uniqueness challenges you to lay yourself open. - James Broughton

Business, that's easily defined - it's other people's money. - Peter F Drucker

Purposeful storytelling isn't show business, it's good business. - Peter Guber

Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open. - John Barrymore

Business is like riding a bicycle. Either you keep moving or you fall down. - John D. Wright

They never open their mouths without subtracting from the sum of human knowledge. - Thomas Brackett Reed

My advice would be if you want to pursue a career in the music business, don't. - Simon Cowell

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

Of course I have played outdoor games. I once played dominoes in an open air cafe in Paris. - Oscar Wilde

To be successful, you have to have your heart in your business and your business in your heart. - Thomas J Watson

It is best to keep your mouth shut and be presumed ignorant than to open it and remove all doubt. - Mark Twain

It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt. - Groucho Marx

Business is a sprint until you find an opportunity, then it's the patience of a marathon runner. - Robert Herjavec

When I first open my eyes upon the morning meadows and look out upon the beautiful world, I thank God I am alive. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it. - Terry Pratchett

Misfortunes, untoward events, lay open, disclose the skill of a general, while success conceals his weakness, his weak points. - Horace

The art of healing comes from nature, not from the physician. Therefore the physician must start from nature, with an open mind. - Paracelsus

Employers and business leaders need people who can think for themselves - who can take initiative and be the solution to problems. - Stephen Covey

The best wrestlers, whether it's a Hulk Hogan or a Rey Mysterio, are the ones who have psychology and can understand this business. - Hulk Hogan

Over the long haul of life on this planet, it is the ecologists, and not the bookkeepers of business, who are the ultimate accountants. - Stewart L McKinley

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli

Wise sayings are not only for ornament, but for action and business, having a point or edge, whereby knots in business are pierced and discovered. - Francis Bacon


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