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Joy is the serious business of Heaven. - C S Lewis

Now I know what a ghost is. Unfinished business. - Salman Rushdie

Fundamental honesty is the keystone of business. - Harvey S Firestone

I got a garage door opener. It can't close. Just open. - Steven Wright

You can't be emotional in business, it can flat out kill you. - Donald Trump

Education's purpose is to replace an empty mind with an open one. - Malcolm Forbes

We need to have business leaders who live by deep, strong principles. - Stephen Covey

To be successful in show business, all you need are fifty good breaks. - Walter Matthau

Business without profit is not business any more than a pickle is candy. - Charles F Abbott

Business, that's easily defined - it's other people's money. - Peter F Drucker

The only way to find true happiness is to risk being completely cut open. - Chuck Palahniuk

In the business sector, conflict and self-interest is most highly focused. - Unknown

There ought to be one day - just one - when there is open season on senators. - Will Rogers

The things most people want to know about are usually none of their business. - George Bernard Shaw

Business opportunities are like buses; there's always another one coming. - Richard Branson

A friendship founded on business is better than a business founded on friendship. - John D Rockefeller

Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business. - Tom Robbins

My advice would be if you want to pursue a career in the music business, don't. - Simon Cowell

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die. - Mel Brooks

George Steinbrenner is the salt of the earth, and the Yankee players are open wounds. - Scott Osler

Imagination, of course, can open any door - turn the key and let terror walk right in. - Truman Capote

Make it thy business to know thyself, which is the most difficult lesson in the world. - Sir William Temple

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

Our business in life is not to get ahead of other people, but to get ahead of ourselves. - Maltbie D. Matlock

Music is everybody's business. It's only the publishers who think people own it. - John Lennon

While you were busy judging others you left your closet open and your skeletons fell out. - Unknown

The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open. - Groucho Marx

Be passionate about the culture and the business, and remain positive, because it inspires others. - Barry Libert

Writing criticism is to writing fiction and poetry as hugging the shore is to sailing in the open sea. - John Updike

I never practice my guitar... from time to time I just open the case and throw in a piece of raw meat. - Wes Montgomery

Let every one ascertain his special business and calling, and then stick to it if he wants to be successful. - Benjamin Franklin

Confidence, like art, never comes from having all the answers; it comes from being open to all the questions. - Earl Gray Stevens

When I first open my eyes upon the morning meadows and look out upon the beautiful world, I thank God I am alive. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Stories create community, enable us to see through the eyes of other people, and open us to the claims of others. - Peter Forbes

Not to forgive is to be imprisoned by the past, by old grievances that do not permit life to proceed with new business. - Robin Casarjian

The USA demanding that North Korea halt its nuclear program is akin to the fox demanding that the hens open their coup. - Steven Magee

Modern poets talk against business, poor things, but all of us write for money. Beginners are subjected to trial by market. - Robert Frost

To believe in something not yet proved and to underwrite it with our lives; it is the only way we can leave the future open. - Lillian Smith

The best wrestlers, whether it's a Hulk Hogan or a Rey Mysterio, are the ones who have psychology and can understand this business. - Hulk Hogan

Over the long haul of life on this planet, it is the ecologists, and not the bookkeepers of business, who are the ultimate accountants. - Stewart L McKinley


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