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My store is open to all. - Harry Gordon Selfridge

Business adventurous (ventures) - Archie Bunker

It's opener there in the wide open air. - Dr. Seuss

Now I know what a ghost is. Unfinished business. - Salman Rushdie

Building a business is a marathon, not a sprint. - Taavet Hinrikus

Malaria: Several shopping centers close to each other - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I think he'll be great for the business community. - Donald Trump

In any business, the number-one competitor is inertia. - Dave Chilton

I got a garage door opener. It can't close. Just open. - Steven Wright

You can't be emotional in business, it can flat out kill you. - Donald Trump

It's a terrible shame that politics has become show business. - Sydney Pollack

Keep thy eyes wide open before marriage, and half shut afterward. - Thomas Fuller

That which one fears, one typically won't embrace with open arms. - Morgan Rhodes

All kids are gifted: some just open their packages earlier than others. - Michael Carr

Business, that's easily defined - it's other people's money. - Peter F Drucker

Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open. - John Barrymore

There is no such thing as 'business ethics'... it's all ethics! - John C Maxwell

I believe that if you'll just stand up and go, life will open up for you. - Tina Turner

The rule of my life is to make business a pleasure, and pleasure my business. - Aaron Burr

Business opportunities are like buses; there's always another one coming. - Richard Branson

All animals, except man, know that the principal business of life is to enjoy it. - Samuel Butler

They never open their mouths without subtracting from the sum of human knowledge. - Thomas Brackett Reed

I started the site when I was 19. I didn't know much about business back then. - Mark Zuckerberg

I've got to keep breathing. It'll be my worst business mistake if I don't. - Nathan Meyer Rothschild

I had popcorn all over the place, so I decided I might as well be in the Processing Business. - Orville Redenbacher

Talking business disgusts me. If you want to talk business, call my disgusting personal manager. - Sylvester Stallone

If people like you, they'll listen to you. But if they trust you, they'll do business with you. - Zig Ziglar

Family, religion, friendship... these are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. - Mr. Burns

When I first open my eyes upon the morning meadows and look out upon the beautiful world, I thank God I am alive. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

When you're following your inner voice, doors tend to eventually open for you, even if they mostly slam at first. - Kelly Cutrone

If the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy. - Kin Hubbard

Modern poets talk against business, poor things, but all of us write for money. Beginners are subjected to trial by market. - Robert Frost

I like to do things for my wife on Valentine's Day. I open the door for her when she puts laundry in the washing machine. - Milton Berle

Business meetings are important because they're one way of demonstrating how many people the company can operate without. - Unknown

Misfortunes, untoward events, lay open, disclose the skill of a general, while success conceals his weakness, his weak points. - Horace

I'm acting when I serve as a hostess, when I run my wig business. I was born to act, and life itself is the greatest part. - Eva Gabor

It is the business of a lawyer to find a hole to creep out of any law that is in his way; and if there is no hole, to make one. - W Ouseley

A nation that is afraid to let its people judge the truth and falsehood in an open market is a nation that is afraid of its people. - John F Kennedy

When you hear people making hateful comments, stand up to them. Point out what a waste it is to hate, and you could open their eyes. - Taylor Swift

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli


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