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My store is open to all. - Harry Gordon Selfridge

A window of opportunity won't open itself. - Dave Weinbaum

Music is spiritual. The music business is not. - Van Morrison

Monopoly is business at the end of its journey. - Henry Demarest Lloyd

So, open your mouth, lad! For every voice counts! - Dr. Seuss

Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. - Oscar Wilde

There is nothing more requisite in business than dispatch. - Joseph Addison

Boldness in business is the first, second, and third thing. - Thomas Fuller

Good manners will open doors that the best education cannot. - Clarence Thomas

Jockey: What a dentist uses when you won't open your mouth - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Business will get better, but we won't know it when it does. - Henry Ford

It's a terrible shame that politics has become show business. - Sydney Pollack

Education's purpose is to replace an empty mind with an open one. - Malcolm Forbes

My own business always bores me to death; I prefer other people's. - Oscar Wilde

The world is an oyster, but you don't crack it open on a mattress. - Arthur Miller

When you ask "What if..." you open the door to all your options. - Unknown

Menopause is our chance to say, "I am woman - open a freaking window." - Unknown

The door that nobody else will go in at seems always to swing open widely for me. - Clara Barton

My advice would be if you want to pursue a career in the music business, don't. - Simon Cowell

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

Music is everybody's business. It's only the publishers who think people own it. - John Lennon

While you were busy judging others you left your closet open and your skeletons fell out. - Unknown

Be open to learning new lessons even if they contradict the lessons you learned yesterday. - Ellen Degeners

Every time your heart is broken, a doorway cracks open to a world full of new opportunities. - Patti Roberts

Talking business disgusts me. If you want to talk business, call my disgusting personal manager. - Sylvester Stallone

If a man's character is to be abused, there's nobody like a relative to do the business. - Alexander Pope

I never practice my guitar... from time to time I just open the case and throw in a piece of raw meat. - Wes Montgomery

Confidence, like art, never comes from having all the answers; it comes from being open to all the questions. - Earl Gray Stevens

I'll tell you, it's Big Business. If there is one word to describe Atlantic City, it's Big Business. - Donald Trump

You can spend your precious energy beating down closed doors, or you can choose the doors that open when you knock. - Unknown

The business of government is to keep the government out of business - that is, unless business needs government aid. - Will Rogers

The only business of the historian is to relate things exactly as they are: this he can never do as long as he is afraid. - Lucian of Samosata

Philanthropy without scale and sustainability is like any other bad business that will simply wither and die on the vine. - Naveen Jain

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

Modern poets talk against business, poor things, but all of us write for money. Beginners are subjected to trial by market. - Robert Frost

I like to do things for my wife on Valentine's Day. I open the door for her when she puts laundry in the washing machine. - Milton Berle

Over the long haul of life on this planet, it is the ecologists, and not the bookkeepers of business, who are the ultimate accountants. - Stewart L McKinley

Facebook was not originally created to be a company. It was built to accomplish a social mission - to make the world more open and connected. - Mark Zuckerberg

Zipper: Two rows of unsmiling teeth that often induce laughter in others, especially when inadvertently left open following a trip to the john - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Fraud in business is no different from infidelity in marriage or plagiarism in scholarly work. Even people committed to high moral standards succumb. - Miroslav Volf


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