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In a pig's dye - Archie Bunker

Pork is my friend. - Tom Douglas

Racist Pig: A hog on wheels - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Pulled pork jokes never get old. - Joel Edgerton

If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled? - George Carlin

In Congress, it's all pork, all the time. - Jim Cooper

The writer is the engineer of the human soul. - Joseph Stalin

You can never put too much pork in your mouth. - Lewis Black

Ike runs the country, and I turn the pork chops. - Mamie Eisenhower

Spare the rod and spoil the Memorial Day rotisserie. - Brian Spellman

You want people to think you live in a pig's eye? - Archie Bunker

When I was a kid everyone used to call me pork 'n. - Michael Biehn

Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight, and bull-strong. - Unknown

I'm kosher except for times where I eat pork and shellfish. - Roseanne Barr

I'm such a foodie. If I see a pork chop, I'm eating it. - Josh Henderson

Cooking certain dishes, like roast pork, reminds me of my mother. - Maya Angelou

I'm carrying so much pork, I'm beginning to get trichinosis. - Phil Gramm

Lawsuit: a machine you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage. - Ambrose Bierce

Never attempt to teach a pig to sing; it wastes your time and annoys the pig. - Robert A. Heinlein

Litigation: A machine which you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage. - Ambrose Bierce

I am obsessed with Costco. I love the salmon and rotisserie chicken, the dog beds. - Kris Jenner

Scientists discover the world that exists; engineers create the world that never was. - Theodore von Karman

I am guilty of asking the Senate for pork and proud of the Senate for giving it to me. - Ted Stevens

Don't ever wrestle with a pig. You'll both get dirty, but the pig will enjoy it. - Cale Yarborough

Genetic Engineering: A recent attempt to formalize what farmers have been doing all along. - Unknown

One has to look out for engineers - they begin with sewing machines and end up with the atomic bomb. - Marcel Pagnol

Nobody can fail to lose weight in the jungle, unless they've got a secret stash of pork pies somewhere. - Colin Baker

Any processed chicken from any place - I'll order it in a heartbeat. I'm very picky about my pork, though. - David Chang

The pig is not just pork chops and bacon and ham to us. The pig is a co-laborer in this great land-healing ministry. - Joel Salatin

The Swedish engineer who invented the zip fastener made a greater intellectual leap than many scientists do in a lifetime. - Martin Rees

In soap, fatty acids made from boiling pork bone fat are used as a hardening agent, but also for giving it a pearl-like effect. - Christien Meindertsma

I like a well-roasted rotisserie chicken and eggs cooked various ways like sunny-side up or scrambled. It's comfort food for me. - Joel Robuchion

The difference between involvement and commitment is like an eggs and ham breakfast: the chicken was involved, the pig was committed. - Unknown

This is what I grew up on in Alsace. It's choucroute. I'd wake up every morning with the smell of cabbage and potatoes and pork. - Jean-Georges Vongerichten

When a train goes through a tunnel and it gets dark, you don't throw away the ticket and jump off. You sit still and trust the engineer. - Corrie Ten Boom

Edible: Good to eat, and wholesome to digest, as a worm to a toad, a toad to a snake, a snake to a pig, a pig to a man, and a man to a worm. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

They submitted bills, and we paid them. Then we checked the engineering reports and found out that we had paid them far more than we owed them. - Donald Trump

To the optimist, the glass is half-full. To the pessimist, the glass is half-empty. To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be. - Unknown

Whenever you are embarrassed, just remember that in 1999 NASA destroyed a $655 Million project because the engineers mistook kilograms and pounds. - Unknown

He who cannot eat horsemeat need not do so. Let him eat pork. But he who cannot eat pork, let him eat horsemeat. It's simply a question of taste. - Nikita Khrushchev


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