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Dancing is silent poetry. - Simonides

Life is brief, art is long. - Hippocrates

Surfing is attitude dancing. - Gerry Lopez

Art is a revolt against fate. - Andre Malraux

My trade and my art is living. - Michel De Montaigne

Art is the most beautiful of lies. - Claude Debussy

Either dance well or quit the ballroom. - Greek Proverb

It costs nothing to encourage an artist. - Kevin Smith

What an artist the world is losing in me. - Nero

Education is the art of making man ethical. - Georg Hegel

Vision is the art of seeing things invisible. - Jonathan Swift

We have art to save ourselves from the truth. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

What is this, an audience or an oil painting? - Milton Berle

We can dance on pinheads till the cows come home. - Alastair Campbell

I should not believe in a God who does not dance. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The art of being wise is knowing what to overlook. - William James

Morality, like art, means drawing a line someplace. - Oscar Wilde

You can dance anywhere, even if only in your heart. - Unknown

The only time I feel alive is when I'm painting. - Andy Warhol

To the artist there is never anything ugly in nature. - August Rodin

I would believe only in a God that knows how to dance. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

No one should have to dance backwards all their lives. - Jill Ruckelshaus

Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance. - Unknown

Art washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life. - Pablo Picasso

Interpretation is the revenge of the intellect upon art. - Susan Sontag

Painting is stronger than me, it makes me do its bidding. - Pablo Picasso

Mathematical genius and artistic genius touch one another. - Gosta Mittag-Leffler

Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire. - Steven Wright

The one thing that can solve most of our problems is dancing. - James Brown

The essence of all art is to have pleasure in giving pleasure. - Dale Carnegie

Advertising is the greatest art form of the twentieth century. - Marshall McLuhan

The essence of all beautiful art, all great art, is gratitude. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting. - Sun Tzu

The art of mothering is to teach the art of living to children. - Elaine Heffner

Medicine is a science of uncertainty and an art of probability. - William Osler

Art doesn't reproduce the visible but rather makes it visible. - Paul Klee

The fine art of preparing sushi is something that you watch and learn. - Nobu Matsuhisa

If thou art a master, be sometimes blind; if a servant, sometimes deaf. - Thomas Fuller

To say nothing, especially when speaking, is half the art of diplomacy. - Will Durant

The art of conversation is the art of hearing as well as of being heard. - William Hazlitt

The art of life is to know how to enjoy a little and to endure very much. - William Hazlitt

In the haunted house of life, art is the only stair that doesn't creak. - Tom Robbins

Life beats down and crushes the soul, but art reminds you that you have one. - Stella Adler

The moment you think you understand a great work of art, it's dead for you. - Oscar Wilde

The practice of art isn't to make a living. It's to make your soul grow. - Kurt Vonnegut

The sole art that suits me is that which, rising from unrest, tends toward serenity. - Andre Gide

I do not try to dance better than anyone else. I only try to dance better than myself. - Mihkail Baryshnikov

Football isn't a contact sport; it's a collision sport. Dancing is a contact sport. - Vince Lombardi

Copy nature and you infringe on the work of our Lord. Interpret nature and you are an artist. - Jacques Lipchitz

What we have to do, what at any rate it is our duty to do, is to revive the old art of Lying. - Oscar Wilde

Art is the right hand of nature. The latter has only given us being, the former has made us men. - Friedrich Schiller

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass; it's about learning to dance in the rain. - Vivian Greene

I'm proud of my Irish heritage and culture and this show will feature a lot of Irish dancing. - Michael Flatley

It's amazing what you can do with an E in A-Level art, a twisted imagination and a chainsaw. - Damien Hirst

I'd rather learn from one bird how to sing than to teach ten thousand stars how not to dance. - e e cummings

Visual storytelling of one kind or another has been around since cavemen were drawing on the walls. - Frank Darabont

Because I'm an artist, I can't ever consider myself a nihilist, so I suppose I'm optimistic. - Marilyn Manson

Art is a human activity having for its purpose the transmission to others of the highest and best feelings. - Leo Tolstoy

I went to the museum where they had all the heads and arms from the statues that are in all the other museums. - Steven Wright

The crime problem in New York is getting really serious. The other day the Statue of Liberty had both hands up. - Jay Leno

That terrible mood of depression of whether it's any good or not is what is known as The Artist's Reward. - Ernest Hemingway

The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin

The art of Biography
Is different from Geography.
Geography is about maps,
But Biography is about chaps. - G K Chesterton

We all know that art is not truth. Art is a lie that makes us realize truth, at least the truth that is given us to understand. - Pablo Picasso

I adore art. When I am alone with my notes, my heart pounds and the tears stream from my eyes, and my emotion and my joys are too much to bear. - Guiseppe Verdi


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