Wanting Women

Dull women have immaculate homes. - Unknown

I'm a woman who wants her chocolate. - Jessica Simpson

Man has his will, but woman has her way. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Sr.

Man has his will, but woman has her way. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Sr

I think Queen Elizabeth II is a charming woman. - Malcolm Muggeridge

A wit should be no more sincere than a woman constant. - William Congreve

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place. - Billy Crystal

I only take Viagra when I'm with more than one woman. - Jack Nicholson

Youthful Figure: What you get when you ask a woman her age - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. - Milton Berle

Trust no friend without faults, and love a woman, but no angel. - Doris Lessing

Nothing spoils a romance so much as a sense of humor in the woman. - Oscar Wilde

The husbands of very beautiful women belong to the criminal classes. - Oscar Wilde

Men fall in love with their eyes. Women fall in love with their ears. - Dr. Phil McGraw

My greatest regret is not knowing at 30 what I knew about women at 60. - Arthur Miller

Women should not have children after 35. Really? 35 children is enough. - Bill Murray

Chance Remark: Anything a man chances to say when two women are talking - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

No one but a woman in love ever sees the maximum of men's greatness. - Anais Nin

Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him. - Groucho Marx

There are worse occupations in this world than feeling a woman's pulse. - Laurence Sterne

Most of the trouble in the world is caused by people wanting to be important. - T S Eliot

She knew what all smart women knew: Laughter made you live better and longer. - Gail Parent

Women want mediocre men, and men are working hard to become as mediocre as possible. - Margaret Mead

A woman is the full circle. Within her is the power to create, nurture and transform. - Diane Mariechild

Amnesia: The condition that enables a woman who has gone through labour to have sex again. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I would venture to guess that Anon, who wrote so many poems without signing them, was often a woman. - Virginia Woolf

Flirt: 1. A girl who got the boy you wanted; 2. A woman who believes it's every man for herself. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats. - Jean Kerr

My husband always felt that a marriage and career don't mix. That's why he's never worked. - Phyllis Diller

The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public. - Phyllis Diller

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen

I see when men love women. They give them but a little of their lives. But women when they love give everything. - Oscar Wilde

I like the West. That's where men are men and women are women, and it's hard to beat a combination like that. - Milton Berle

I don't sit around thinking that I'd like to have another husband; only another man would make me think that way. - Lauren Bacall

Men have trouble dealing with a woman in a position of authority. I've never had trouble with a woman in any position. - Sam Malone

Wanting to be someone else is a waste of the person you are. I'd rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I am not. - Kurt Cobain

If you're wanting something salty, do air-popped popcorn. That, to me, would be a healthier choice than having any kind of fried chip. - Bob Harper

I love writing for women. The willingness to go from laughter to tears in a moment is the greatest palette you can paint with as a writer. - Michael P King

If you are really Master of your Fate,
It shouldn't make any difference to you whether Cleopatra or the Bearded Lady is your mate. - Ogden Nash

When I was a young man I vowed never to marry until I found the ideal woman. Well, I found her but, alas, she was waiting for the ideal man. - Alain