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What Britain needs is an iron lady. - Margaret Thatcher

Well-behaved women never make history. - Maria Shriver

Man has his will, but woman has her way. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Sr.

Women in London must have learned not to breathe. - Irene Trimble

Chocolate: God's apology to women for periods. - Unknown

Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. - Oscar Wilde

A wit should be no more sincere than a woman constant. - William Congreve

When the devil finds a lazy woman, he puts her to work. - Russian Proverb

The smiles of a pretty woman are the tears of the purse. - Italian Proverb

Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another. - H L Mencken

I like women, I don't understand them, but I like them. - Sean Connery

What would men be without women? Scarce, sir, mighty scarce. - Mark Twain

That woman is liable to come at you like a Doberman's Pincher. - Archie Bunker

As long as she thinks of a man, nobody objects to a woman thinking. - Virginia Woolf

Most women are afraid of clowns, but somehow end up still dating one. - Unknown

There is not so variable a thing in nature as a lady's head-dress. - Joseph Addison

Joy Of Motherhood: What a woman experiences when all the kids are in bed - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A woman knows the face of the man she loves as a sailor knows the open sea. - Honore de Balzac

When a man retires his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income. - Chi Chi Rodriguez

A woman doctor is only good for women's problems - like your groinocology - Archie Bunker

In 1969 I gave up women and alcohol - it was the worst 20 minutes of my life. - George Best

A woman is like a teabag. Only in hot water do you realize how strong she is. - Nancy Reagan

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men and women are created equal. - Elizabeth Cady Stanton

An ugly woman is a disease of the stomach; a handsome woman a disease of the head. - Italian Proverb

Husband-hunting: A sport in which the animal that gets caught has to buy the license - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When men reach their sixties and retire, they go to pieces. Women go right on cooking. - Gail Sheehy

Ladies and gentlemen are permitted to have friends in the kennel but not in the kitchen. - George Bernard Shaw

I'm kind of honored to be a dragon lady. The dragon is a very powerful, mythical animal. - Yoko Ono

A man has to be Joe McCarthy to be called ruthless. All a woman has to do is put you on hold. - Marlo Thomas

The age of a woman doesn't mean a thing. The best tunes are played on the oldest fiddles. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

If Hillary Clinton can't satisfy her husband what makes her think she can satisfy America. - Donald Trump

My grandmother was a very tough woman. She buried three husbands, and two of them were just napping. - Rita Rudner

For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones

A woman should cleave into her husband. Right here in this house is where Edith's cleavage belongs. - Archie Bunker

The next woman who gets hold of me is gonna light up like a pinball machine and pay off in silver dollars. - Jack Nicholson

How wrong it is for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create it herself. - Anais Nin

If all the young ladies who attended the Yale prom were laid end to end, no one would be the least surprised. - Dorothy Parker

Her capacity for family affection is extraordinary: when her third husband died, her hair turned quite gold from grief. - Oscar Wilde

Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom. - Jerry Seinfeld

As a rule man is a fool,
When it's hot he wants it cool,
When it's cool he wants it hot,
Always wanting what is not. - Unknown


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