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Wannabe Shoplifter

How not to download or play with guitar instruments

Wannabe Shoplifter thanks to Keith Blake

Time to face the music: Are you stringing me along, or is that a real Fender Bender?

Some guitars are hard to play right out of the box

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Jazz is democracy in music. - Wynton Marsalis

Canned music is like audible wallpaper. - Alistair Cooke

I hate music - especially when it's played. - Jimmy Durante

Please do not shoot the pianist. He is doing his best. - Oscar Wilde

Musician: Someone who makes a living by playing around - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Talking about music is like dancing about architecture. - Steve Martin

The music is not in the notes, but in the silence between. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

The symphony must be like the world. It must embrace everything. - Gustav Mahler

If in the afterlife there is not music, we will have to import it. - Domenico Cieri Estrada

Music with dinner is an insult both to the cook and the violinist. - G K Chesterton

Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune. - Kin Hubbard

If you play acoustic guitar you're the depressed, sensitive guy. - Elliott Smith

Music is the tool to express life - and all that makes a difference. - Herbie Hancock

You can run out of garlic, but you can't really run out of music. - Jace Wayland

It is a lot harder now to be a police officer than what it used to be. - Steven Seagal

My guitar is not a thing. It is an extension of myself. It is who I am. - Joan Jett

The Blues and jazz will live forever, so will the Delta and the Big Easy. - Jack Nicholson

If the music is loud enough I won't be able to listen to my own thoughts. - Nic Sheff

The police force cannot be completely independent of the executive government. - P Chidambaram

Music, the greatest good that mortals know and all of heaven we have hear below. - Joseph Addison

There, standing at the piano, was the original good time who had been had by all. - Kenneth Tynan

After silence, that which comes nearest to expressing the inexpressible is music. - Aldous Huxley

Music is the only thing I've ever known that doesn't have any rules at all. - Josh Homme

Life is like playing a violin solo in public and learning the instrument as one goes on. - Samuel Butler

When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano. - Bob Hope

Music is everybody's possession. It's only publishers who think that people own it. - John Lennon

To stay a great singer or guitar player, you've go to do it 24 7. That's what I do. - Sammy Hagar

There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend. - Jack Nicholson

Police officers may drive black and white cars, however what goes on in their job is a lot of gray. - Arik Matson

Boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other. - Jack Handey

I'm a chameleon when it come to guitar playing, and like to stretch out into different territories. - Nancy Wilson

I think Paul McGuinness and U2 created the Irish music industry. It certainly wasn't there before that. - Van Morrison

Women are like the police. They could have all the evidence in the world, but they still want the confession. - Chris Rock

What's the earth with all its art, verse, music, worth -
Compared with love, found, gained, and kept? - Robert Browning

This will be our reply to violence: to make music more intensely, more beautifully, more devotedly than ever before. - Leonard Bernstein

Morals are an acquirement - like music, like a foreign language, like piety, poker, paralysis - no man is born with them. - Mark Twain

Silent Disco: A disco in which all the participants wear wireless headphones to hear the music, thus eliminating noise pollution - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Music is a language that doesn't speak in particular words. It speaks in emotions, and if it's in the bones, it's in the bones. - Keith Richards

Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia

Music embodies feeling without forcing it to contend and combine with thought, as it is forced in most arts and especially in the art of words. - Franz Liszt


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