QuotaBillsSickness soaks the purse. - International Proverb
Health food makes me sick. - Calvin Trillin
The first wealth is health. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
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Boredom is a sickness of the soul. - Unknown
Time is generally the best doctor. - Ovid
Society is a hospital of incurables. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Pain will leave you, when you let go. - Jeremy Aldana
Language is a virus from outer space. - William S Burroughs
No medicine cures what happiness cannot. - Gabriel G Marquez
God is a concept by which we measure our pain. - John Lennon
Panic plays no part in the training of a nurse. - Elizabeth Kenny
Always laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine. - Lord Byron
Three out of four doctors recommend another doctor. - Graffito
Health insurance should be a given for every citizen. - Jesse Ventura
Surgeon: The person who was a cut-up at medical school - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Why is it we never get our bad medicine in small doses? - Edmund H North
He who enjoys good health is rich, though he knows it not. - Italian Proverb
It is easy to stand a pain, but difficult to stand an itch. - Chang Ch'ao
Ireland is a fruitful mother of genius, but a barren nurse. - Unknown
Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory. - Albert Schweitzer
Medicine sometimes snatches away health, sometimes gives it. - Ovid
In our rushing, bulls in china shops, we break our own lives. - Ann Voskamp
Our health is a voyage and every illness is an adventure story. - Margiad Evans
One good thing about music, when it hits you, you feel no pain. - Bob Marley
Fond of lawsuits, little wealth; fond of doctors, little health. - Hebrew Proverb
My doctor gave me two weeks to live. I hope they're in August. - Ronnie Shakes
The more you get past pain, the more it goes from coal to diamond. - Jodi Picoult
The patient is not likely to recover who makes the doctor his heir. - Thomas Fuller
One of the greatest pains to human nature is the pain of a new idea. - Walter Bagehot
I was under medication when I made the decision not to burn the tapes. - Richard M Nixon
The pain I feel now is the happiness I had before. That's the deal. - C S Lewis
The worst thing about medicine is that one kind makes another necessary. - Elbert Hubbard
The great art of life is sensation; to feel that we exist, even in pain. - Lord Byron
Find a place inside where there's joy, and the joy will burn out the pain. - Joseph Campbell
Ignorance is a virus. Once it starts spreading, it can only be cured by reason. - Neil Tyson
You care so much you feel as though you will bleed to death with the pain of it. - J K Rowling
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. - Redd Foxx
I recently became a Christian Scientist. It was the only health plan I could afford. - Betsy Salkind
It is my custom to call this book 'An Anatomy of All the Parts of the Soul.' - John Calvin
First the Doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me. - Steve Martin
People pay the doctor for his trouble; for his kindness they still remain in his debt. - Seneca
The single biggest threat to man's continued dominance on the planet is the virus. - Joshua Lederberg
Our marriage vows: till death do us part, for better for worse, in secrets and in health. - Archie Bunker
The practice of medicine is a thinker's job, the practice of surgery a plumber's. - Martin H. Fischer
Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle
Having insurance doesn't guarantee good health outcomes, but it is a critical factor. - Irwin Redlener
Physiology is the stepchild of medicine. That is why Cinderella often turns out the queen. - Martin H. Fischer
I've just become a pensioner so I've started saving up for my own hospital trolley. - Tom Baker
The practice of medicine occurs even in primitive society, but law accompanies civilization. - Saying
I wonder why you can always read a Doctor's bill but you can never read his prescription. - Finley Peter Dunne
Most religious people accept medicine as a gift from God and reap the benefits of both realms. - Caroline Fraser
Wise Husband: One who buys his wife such fine china she won't trust him to wash the dishes - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people. - Orson Welles
Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha
The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient, whilst Mother Nature takes care of the cure. - Voltaire
I started out as a football player. I liked to inflict pain. In basketball, it was the same thing. - Shaquille O'Neal
When I was born the Doctor took one look at my face, turned me over and said, "Look, twins!" - Rodney Dangerfield
The only equipment lack in the modern hospital? Somebody to meet you at the entrance with a handshake! - Martin H. Fischer
To argue with a person who has renounced the use of reason is like administering medicine to the dead. - Thomas Paine
The Christian's Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same, but the medical practice changes. - Mark Twain
The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull
Kindness and a generous spirit go a long way. And a sense of humor. It's like medicine - very healing. - Max Irons
Meaninglessness does not come from being weary of pain; meaninglessness comes from being weary of pleasure. - G K Chesterton
Give a man health and a course to steer, and he'll never stop to trouble about whether he's happy or not. - George Bernard Shaw
I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster. - Joe E. Lewis
Pain is a sign that we are alive. Problems are a sign that we are strong. Prayer is a sign that we are not alone. - Unknown
Health is your greatest wealth, so experiencing a marathon and seeing what you're capable of is really special. - Christy Turlington
Just like a shoe, if someone is meant for you, they will fit just perfectly. No forcing, no struggling, and no pain. - Unknown
Perfect freedom is as necessary to the health and vigor of commerce as it is to the health and vigor of citizenship. - Patrick Henry
The doctor may also learn more about the illness from the way the patient tells the story than from the story itself. - James B. Herrick
The trained nurse has become one of the great blessings of humanity, taking a place beside the physician and the priest. - William Osler
The best doctor in the world is a veterinarian. He can't ask his patients what is the matter - he's got to know. - Will Rogers
It is astonishing with how little reading a doctor can practice medicine, but is not astonishing how badly he may do it. - William Osler
My doctor recently told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already. - Milton Berle
Medicine is the restoration of discordant elements; sickness is the discord of the elements infused into the living body. - Leonardo da Vinci
The public blabbers about preventive medicine, but will neither appreciate nor pay for it. You get paid for what you cure. - Martin H. Fischer
Health is the state about which medicine has nothing to say; sanctity is the state about which theology has nothing to say. - W H Auden
A doctor who cannot take a good history and a patient who cannot give one are in danger of giving and receiving bad treatment. - Unknown
Living in China has made me appreciate my own country, with its tiny, ethnically diverse population of unassuming donut-eaters. - Jan Wong
So often the difference from where we are, and where God wants us to be, is the pain we aren't wiling to endure to get there. - Craig Groeschel
I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks? - George Carlin
Health is the finest possession. Contentment is the ultimate wealth. Trustworthy people are the best relatives. Unbinding is the supreme ease. - Buddha
Nurse: 1. A woman whose business is to make sickness a pleasure; 2. A young women who holds your wrist and then expects your pulse to be normal.
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In other industries, value is defined by the ultimate stakeholder - the one who benefits, or not, from the service. We should do the same in medicine. - Dave deBronkart