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Virus Greeting

Proper handshake during the Covid-19 outbreak

Virus Greeting thanks to Keith Blake

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Corona-rary bypass - Archie Bunker

That virus is a pussycat. - Peter Duesberg

Humanity is just a virus with shoes. - Bill Hicks

This virus just breaks all the rules. - Thomas Scott

Language is a virus from outer space. - William S Burroughs

Computer viruses should count as life. - Stephen Hawking

IN GOD WE TRUST: All others we virus scan - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Corona: A person who possesses a vehicle. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

What we need is Star Peace and not Star Wars. - Mikhail Gorbachev

Every time somebody gets the Ebola virus, it mutates. - Glenn Beck

Love is like a virus. It can happen to anybody at any time. - Maya Angelou

We can't predict what a virus we've never seen will do. - Marc Lipsitch

Ignorance is a virus. Once it starts spreading, it can only be cured by reason. - Neil Tyson

The single biggest threat to man's continued dominance on the planet is the virus. - Joshua Lederberg

Virus is a Latin word used by doctors to mean 'your guess is as good as mine'. - Bob Hope


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