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Viral Air Pollution

The sky was weird over Wuhan, China that day

Viral Air Pollution thanks to Naomi Haines

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Chili: Edible weather - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My soul is in the sky. - William Shakespeare

Into the sky to win or die. - Christopher Paolini

Manners are love in a cool climate. - Quentin Crisp

Weather forecast for tonight: dark. - George Carlin

I talk to God but the sky is empty. - Sylvia Plath

This virus just breaks all the rules. - Thomas Scott

Language is a virus from outer space. - William S Burroughs

Fog is just clouds that have fell down. - Unknown

Knock on the sky and listen to the sound. - Zen Saying

You bring your own weather to the picnic. - Harlan Coben

Try to be a rainbow in someone's cloud. - Maya Angelou

Clouds: The travelling mountains of the sky - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Trees cause more pollution than automobiles do. - Ronald Reagan

I started out as a gaseous cloud. Then I cooled. - Jack Nicholson

Despite the forecast, live like it's spring. - Lilly Pulitzer

Climate is what we expect. Weather is what we get. - Mark Twain

You stand out more by being weird than fitting in. - Emma Tupa

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company. - Mark Twain

Is that weird, taking my Louis Vuitton bag camping? - Jessica Simpson

Her absence is like the sky, spread over everything. - C S Lewis

Weekend forecast: crafting with a chance of chocolate. - Unknown

Love is like a virus. It can happen to anybody at any time. - Maya Angelou

There is no friend like a sister, in calm or stormy weather. - Christina Rossetti

Baby I paint the sky blue
My greatest creation was you. - Jay-Z

We can't predict what a virus we've never seen will do. - Marc Lipsitch

You don't need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows. - Bob Dylan

This is perfect weather for today's game. Not a breath of air. - Curt Gowdy

Work and pray, live on hay, you'll get pie in the sky when you die. - Joe Hill

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner

Thank God men cannot as yet fly and lay waste the sky as well as the earth. - Henry David Thoreau

Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it's a beautiful day. - Unknown

The flood of money that gushes into politics today is a pollution of democracy. - Theodore White

It is only in sorrow bad weather masters us; in joy we face the storm and defy it. - Amelia Barr

Birds with broken wings walking on the ground were once flying high up in the sky. - Mehmet M Ildan

Isn't life a collection of weird quizzes with no answers to half the questions? - Pawan Mishra

Advice from your friends is like the weather, some of it is good, some of it is bad. - Unknown

Birds find shelter during the rain, but eagles avoid rain by flying above the clouds. - Abdul Kalam

I can't stop moving. I'm like this weird insect. I can't sit still in real life. - Robin Wright

Let's get an extended weather forecast from a jittery, inconsistent, reddish brown rodent. - Unknown

I have to dream and reach for the stars, and if I miss a star then I grab a handful of clouds. - Mike Tyson

The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. - Steven Wright

I think the genetics of being Irish are that you sort of prefer when it's rainy and cloudy. - Kate Flannery

Viral marketing is almost like finding love. You have to stop doing it to actually make it happen. - Tim Topham

Caesar dreamed that he was flying above the clouds, and now that he was clasping the hand of Jupiter. - Suetonius

The sun never sets on the British Empire. But it rises every morning. The sky must get awfully crowded. - Steven Wright

The visions are fragmented and a dark cloud spreads like spilt ink across the pages of possible futures. - Garth Nix

A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain. - Robert Frost

There is no such thing as a weird human being. It's just that some people require more understanding than others. - Tom Robbins

The blazing wings of dawn spirited me away, Dragon-swift above the suns-rise, flying to my destiny beyond the clouds. - Marc Secchia

There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs there'd be no place to put it all. - Robert Orben

The practical importance of the preservation of our forests is augmented by their relations to climate, soil and streams. - John Muir

Understand the key factors in the math behind viral marketing, and use those to figure out what it takes to get viral growth. - David Skok

Do you wish to rise? Begin by descending. You plan a tower that will pierce the clouds? Lay first the foundation of humility. - Saint Augustine

I am weird, you are weird. Everyone in this world is weird. One day, two people come together in mutual weirdness and fall in love. - Dr. Seuss

The trouble with weather forecasting is that it's right too often for us to ignore it, and wrong too often for us to rely on it. - Patrick Young

Pollution is nothing but the resources we are not harvesting. We allow them to disperse because we've been ignorant of their value. - R Buckminster Fuller

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown

Men may change their climate, but they cannot change their nature. A man that goes out a fool cannot ride or sail himself into common sense. - Joseph Addison

The air up there in the clouds is very pure and fine, bracing and delicious. And why shouldn't it be? It is the same the angels breathe. - Mark Twain

It's better to look at the sky than live there. Such an empty place; so vague. Just a country where the thunder goes and things disappear. - Truman Capote

I had fried octopus last night. You have to be really quiet when you eat it. Otherwise, it emits a cloud of black smoke and falls on the floor. - Steven Wright

NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump

This is love: to fly toward a secret sky, to cause a hundred veils to fall each moment. First to let go of life. Finally, to take a step without feet. - Rumi

The spirit is smothered, as it were, by ignorance, but so soon as ignorance is destroyed, spirit shines forth, like the sun when released from clouds. - Sankara


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