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Vegan Wisdom

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Vegan Wisdom thanks to Keith Blake

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Layman: A citrus fruit - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Meat: Grass once removed - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Diet Planner: A fast talker. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Fine words do not produce food. - Nigeria Proverb

Life is too short to be on a diet. - Taylor J Reid

Vegan: An alien from the planet Lettuce - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands. - Unknown

My diet is like Atkins, but with the carbs. - BJ Penn

I don't eat sushi, but I eat cooked meat. - Drake Bell

Queuing tips for fans: wrap up and bring food! - Niall Horan

All men's gains are the fruit of venturing. - Herodotus

I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying - dead. - Oscar Wilde

Where love sets the table, food tastes at its best. - French Proverb

If stress burned calories, I'd be a supermodel. - Unknown

I don't trust any diet that doesn't allow sugar. - Bethenny Frankel

Excellence in any pursuit is the late, ripe fruit of toil. - W.M.L. Jay

You are only master of food that you haven't yet eaten. - Tibet Proverb

Life without love is like a tree without blossoms or fruit. - Khalil Gibran

Native ability without education is like a tree without fruit. - Aristippus

The cardiologist's diet: - If it tastes good, spit it out. - Unknown

I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight. - Rita Rudner

A meal of bread, cheese, and beer constitutes the perfect food. - Queen Elizabeth I

Plant the seed of meditation and reap the fruit of peace of mind. - Unknown

Food for the body is not enough. There must be food for the soul. - Dorothy Day

I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food. - Will Ferrell

Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world's perfect food. - Michael Levine

In Heaven, chocolate has no calories and is served as the main course. - Unknown

If you are looking for a fly in your food, it means that you are full. - South Africa Proverb

Don't be afraid to go out on a limb. That's where the fruit is. - H. Jackson Browne

A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch. - James Beard

Irony: 1. Being witty at all costs; 2. A vegetarian catching swine flu. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Grocerise: To sell off non-perishable food articles through eBeh channels - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri

The best comfort food will always be greens, cornbread, and fried chicken. - Maya Angelou

I'm an emotional eater. When I get upset, my diet goes out the window. - Kelly Osbourne

The processes of growth are gradual, bearing fruit in a decade, not a day. - John F Kennedy

A vegetarian is a person who won't eat anything that can have children. - David Brenner

Watermelon - it's a good fruit. You eat, you drink, you wash your face. - Enrico Caruso

Onion: A vegetable that builds you up physically but tears you down socially - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman. - Jonathan Swift

Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants. - Unknown

When I was in high school, I earned the pimple award and every other gross-out award. - Jack Nicholson

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

Nature magically suits a man to his fortunes, by making them the fruit of his character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

If more of us cared about food and home above gold, this world would be a merrier place. - Bilbo Baggins

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. - Robert Orben

Juicing isn't about binging and cleansing; I try to incorporate it into a balanced diet. - Eddie Huang

The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it. - Jackie Gleason

I unfortunately still crave chicken McNuggets and bacon, which is the meat candy of the world. - Katy Perry

The automatic stabilizer is unemployment insurance, food stamps, additional coverage of Medicaid. - Franklin Raines

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond. - Mae West

There's no point in wasting calories on cheap chocolate, always opt for the darkest and richest. - Nanci Rathbun

If fat people just gave skinny people more food, we could solve obesity and hunger at the same time. - Ashton Kutcher

Most fat food is fried. Fried food tastes great, and people don't seem to care about the fat aspect. - Eric Schlosser

If I go on a diet and work out, I'm always in a bad mood. I'd rather be a little heavier but nice. - Salma Hayek

Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers. - Socrates

Dieting is not a sprint, it's a marathon. If you celebrate the small victories, you will eventually win the war. - Ian K Smith

The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books - how not to eat what you've just learned now to cook. - Andy Rooney

If you maintain a healthy diet, or at least are smart about your food choices, you'll still see the pounds come off. - Misty May-Treanor

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

New Pasta Diet: Just walk pasta bakery without stopping. Walk pasta candy store without stopping. Walk pasta ice cream shop without stopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo

The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it. - Edward I Kock

Our food pyramid, the kind of diet that is constantly promoted, is completely warped. It's not based around anything to do with healing your body. - Jessica Origliasso


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