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Monogamy: A synonym for monotony. - Gregory Nunn

Is there another word for synonym? - George Carlin

What's another word for thesaurus? - Steven Wright

Poetry is what gets lost in translation. - Robert Frost

I believe in God, only I spell it Nature. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Nothing you can't spell will ever work. - Will Rogers

Good sayings are like pearls strung together. - Chinese Proverb

Synonym Bun: What a thesaurus eats for breakfast - Unknown

Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names. - John F Kennedy

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight. - Leo Rosten

What we've got here is a failure to communicate. - Cool Hand Luke

Good men must die, but death cannot kill their names. - Danish Proverb

Ratify: To use a spell and turn a person into a rodent - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The art of communication is the language of leadership. - James Humes

You'll never be as lazy as whoever names the fireplace. - Unknown

We now communicate with everyone and say absolutely nothing. - Ted Koppel

Leadership is the capacity to translate vision into reality. - Warren G Bennis

We are all here for a spell; get all the good laughs you can. - Will Rogers

Many attempts to communicate are nullified by saying too much. - Robert Greenleaf

I failed kindergarten because I couldn't spell my last name. - Zach Galifianakis

The great myth of our times is that technology is communication. - Libby Larsen

Retire? I can't spell the word. I'd play in a wheelchair. - Keith Richards

Extremists think 'communication' means agreeing with them. - Leo Rosten

Tigers die and leave their skins; people die and leave their names. - Japanese Proverb

Think like a wise man but communicate in the language of the people. - William Butler Yeats

I don't give a damn for a man that can only spell a word one way. - Mark Twain

They do certainly give very strange, and newfangled, names to diseases. - Plato

The 3 fastest means of communication: Twitter; Telephone; Tell a woman. - Unknown

Our waking hours form the text of our lives, our dreams, the commentary. - Unknown

God grants us an uncommon life to the degree we surrender our common one. - Max Lucado

The most important thing in communication is hearing what isn't said. - Peter F Drucker

Out of suffering comes creativity. You cannot spell painting without pain. - John Lithgow

I met so many people. I don't even know some of my friends' names. - Paris Hilton

Sometimes the best communication happens when you're on separate bikes. - Unknown

I don't care what you say about me. Just be sure to spell my name wrong. - Barbra Streisand

Proper names are poetry in the raw. Like all poetry they are untranslatable. - W H Auden

The result of bad communication is a disconnection between strategy and execution. - Chuck Martin

A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the first word you thought of. - Burt Bacharach

Actions, looks, words and steps form the alphabet by which you may spell character. - Johann Kasper Lavater

I get called all these horrible names by Lindsey Graham, who I don't even know. - Donald Trump

Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after them. - Bill Vaughan

You know you're getting old when all the names in your black book have M.D. after them. - Arnold Palmer

Never lose an opportunity of seeing anything beautiful, for beauty is God's handwriting. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I want flowers, I don't want to text. What does that make me? What kind of dinosaur am I? - Jennifer Garner

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

In the places I go there are things that I see that I never could spell if I stopped with the Z. - Dr. Seuss

Give me a few lines of a man's handwriting; that will be sufficient for me to get him hanged. - Cardinal Richelieu

When you do the common things in life in an uncommon way, you will command the attention of the world. - George Washington Carver

The names of colors are at the edge, between where language fails and where it's at its most powerful. - A.S. Byatt

The thing that we are trying to do at Facebook, is just help people connect and communicate more efficiently. - Mark Zuckerberg

The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood

You always buy familiar names, the ones you recognize; that's why the adman always claims it pays to advertise. - Unknown

A dinosaur out of context is like a character without a story. Worse than that, the character suffers from amnesia. - Jack Horner

He respects Owl, because you can't help respecting anybody who can spell TUESDAY, even if he doesn't spell it right. - A. A. Milne

First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down. - George Burns

An organization's ability to learn, and translate that learning into action rapidly, is the ultimate competitive advantage. - Jack Welch

The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting. - Dave Barry

Like a human being, a company has to have an internal communication mechanism, a 'nervous system', to coordinate its actions. - Bill Gates

The best managers figure out how to get great outcomes by setting the appropriate context, rather than by trying to control their people. - Reed Hastings

I love inventing names, but I also collect unusual names, so that I can look through my notebook and choose one that suits a new character. - J K Rowling

Good content should be at the heart of your strategy, but it is equally important to keep the display context of that content in mind as well. - Tim Frick

Good leaders must communicate vision clearly, creatively and continually. However, the vision doesn't come alive until the leader models it. - John C Maxwell

Wise sayings are not only for ornament, but for action and business, having a point or edge, whereby knots in business are pierced and discovered. - Francis Bacon

More people watch television and get their information that way than read books. I find new technology and new ways of communication very exciting. - Stephen Covey

Mathematicians are like Frenchmen: whatever you say to them they translate into their own language and forthwith it is something entirely different. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe


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