Turning People Into Pigeons

That virus is a pussycat. - Peter Duesberg

Laughter is the best medicine. - Joe-kster

Language is a virus from outer space. - William S Burroughs

A young doctor makes a humpy graveyard. - English Proverb

Pain is inevitable, suffering is optional. - Haruki Murakami

Nurses are the hospitality of the hospital. - Carrie Latet

Always laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine. - Lord Byron

False Doctrine: Giving people the wrong medicine - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. - Erma Bombeck

A man without a woman is like a neck without a pain. - WC Fields

The Creator made Italy from designs by Michelangelo. - Mark Twain

The wish for healing has always been half of health. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

People who shop in health food stores never look healthy. - Amy Sedaris

A doctor whose breath smells has no right to medical opinion. - Martin H. Fischer

Chiropractor: A Doctor who works his fingers to the bone - yours - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I do believe that laughter is the best medicine - it cures everything. - Radhika Apte

The great art of life is sensation; to feel that we exist, even in pain. - Lord Byron

He who makes a beast out of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man. - Dr. Seuss

My doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror. - Rodney Dangerfield

Humor does not diminish the pain - it makes the space around it get bigger. - Allen Klein

Financial ruin from medical bills is almost exclusively an American disease. - Roul Turley

This is a sharp medicine, but it is a physician for all diseases and miseries. - Sir Walter Raleigh

A hospital should also have a recovery room adjoining the cashier's office. - Francis O'Walsh

Poisons and medicine are oftentimes the same substance given with different intents. - Peter Mere Latham

People don't trust private health insurance companies for all the right reasons. - Bernie Sanders

But we have to pass the [health care] bill so that you can find out what's in it. - Nancy Pelosi

The single biggest threat to man's continued dominance on the planet is the virus. - Joshua Lederberg

Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle

I've just become a pensioner so I've started saving up for my own hospital trolley. - Tom Baker

When you’re a nurse you know that every day you will touch a life or a life will touch yours. - Unknown

My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn't pay the bill he gave me six months more. - Walter Matthau

To argue with a person who has renounced the use of reason is like administering medicine to the dead. - Thomas Paine

Charity is not like feeding pigeons in the square. It is a process that requires professional management. - Roman Abramovich

Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor. - Abe Lemons

Lord save us all from old age and broken health and a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms. - Mark Twain

Following his doctor's orders, Nikita (Khrushchev) has cut his drinking in half. He's leaving out the water. - Bob Hope

It's a family that's loaded with grudges and passion. We come from a long line of robbers and highwaymen in Italy. - Nicolas Cage

I went to the doctor because I'd swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills. My doctor told me to have a few drinks and get some rest. - Rodney Dangerfield

The pain started years ago, but I'd lived with it for so long at that point that I'd accepted it as an inevitable part of me. - Ashley Wallis

Every essential oil has a healing purpose. I think it's a great gift because it's something that elevates your mood and your health. - Yolanda Hadid