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Turning People Into Pigeons

Italy - Before and After Coronavirus

Turning People Into Pigeons thanks to Tim Smith

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The greatest wealth is health. - Virgil

Maternity Hospital: An heirport - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A young doctor makes a humpy graveyard. - English Proverb

Where a man feels pain he lays his hand. - Dutch Proverb

False Doctrine: Giving people the wrong medicine - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The doctor is to be feared more than the disease. - French Proverb

The Creator made Italy from designs by Michelangelo. - Mark Twain

It'll certainly give the pigeons something to do. - Pat Cash

Whoever called it necking was a poor judge of anatomy. - Groucho Marx

After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. - WC Fields

No man is a good doctor who has never been sick himself. - Chinese Proverb

People who shop in health food stores never look healthy. - Amy Sedaris

It is easy to stand a pain, but difficult to stand an itch. - Chang Ch'ao

If you ignore your health for long enough, it'll go away. - Unknown

How much pain have cost us the evils that have never happened. - Thomas Jefferson

Where there is laughter there is always more health than sickness. - Phyllis Bottome

Sleep, riches, and health to be truly enjoyed must be interrupted. - Johann Paul Friedrich Richter

Being in a good frame of mind helps one keep in the picture of health. - Unknown

I do believe that laughter is the best medicine - it cures everything. - Radhika Apte

He who makes a beast out of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man. - Dr. Seuss

No pain, no palm; no thorns, no throne; no gall, no glory; no cross, no crown. - William Penn

My mother-in-law had a pain beneath her left breast. Turned out to be a trick knee. - Phyllis Diller

The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease. - Voltaire

You purchase pain with all that joy can give and die of nothing but a rage to live. - Alexander Pope

First the Doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me. - Steve Martin

If you want to get out of medicine the fullest enjoyment, be students all your lives. - David Riesman

Physiology is the stepchild of medicine. That is why Cinderella often turns out the queen. - Martin H. Fischer

We go by the major vote, and if the majority are insane, the sane must go to the hospital. - Horace Mann

Smart people that like good health spend several hours outdoors daily in the shade of trees. - Steven Magee

The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient, whilst Mother Nature takes care of the cure. - Voltaire

I started out as a football player. I liked to inflict pain. In basketball, it was the same thing. - Shaquille O'Neal

When you’re a nurse you know that every day you will touch a life or a life will touch yours. - Unknown

The doctor sees all the weakness of mankind, the lawyer all the wickedness, the theologian all the stupidity. - Arthur Schopenhauer

Most ballet teachers in the United States are terrible. If they were in medicine, everyone would be poisoned. - George Balanchine

Even if the doctor does not give you a year ... make one brave push and see what can be accomplished in a week. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Pain is a sign that we are alive. Problems are a sign that we are strong. Prayer is a sign that we are not alone. - Unknown

Moderation. Small helpings. Sample a little bit of everything. These are the secrets of happiness and good health. - Julia Child

The pain you feel today is the strength you feel tomorrow. For every challenge encountered there is opportunity for growth. - Unknown

Health is the state about which medicine has nothing to say; sanctity is the state about which theology has nothing to say. - W H Auden

The English eat all sorts of birds - pigeons, ducks, sparrows - but if you tell them you eat puffin, you might as well come from Mars. - Bjork


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